ITT: we cast a live-action King of the Hill movie. I'll start off with the obvious choice for Hank
>>68845036
>Dude weed lmao
Completely wrong btw
Melissa McCarthy as Peggy
Josh Gad as Bobby
Will Ferrell as Dale
John C Reily as Bill
Jennifer Laurence as Luanne
Rob Schneider as John Redcorn
>implying Tom Hanks shouldn't play Hank
What's wrong with you people
>>68845036
>>68846324
>>68846365
dude relax bro like huhuhuhuh
>>68845036
>dude weed lmao as based Hank
Hank is tall, played high school football, hardworking handyman. Dudeweedlmao is short, degenerate, lazy, jewish stoner.
>>68846357
This for fuck's sake
>>68846357
Very goo choice, also Aiden Gillen as Dale.
>>68846414
imagine the memes
crowd source that bitch.
do like ATHF did with Carl. Hold online open auditions.
>>68845036
Because they both wear glasses?
Retards like you make the whole Clark Kent Superman thing seem slightly plausible. They are the same dude btw
>>68845036
>dude weed lmao I'm such a fucking jew xD
Yeah, no.
>>68846365
Get trolled son
>>68846357
I read it as Tom Hardy at first
>>68846447
Dang 'ol Big Guy, Hank.
>>68846447
'Hank, you've got a narrow urethra'for you, bwuaaha
>>68845036
If they dyed Michael Madsen's hair and he could play it straight he is my dream Hank.
>>68847051
replying to my own post my Dale is Macaulay.
>>68847115
dale would be dale
>>68847051
replying to my own post again my Bill is John C. Reilly.
>>68847169
no thanks I want to see what Macaulay does with this.
>>68846324
Shit wait I stole Bill from you senpai sorry and I have to say great casting.
>>68845036
Idris Elba as John Blackedcorn
>>68847304
except I say drag Johnny Depp'd old ass to play Redcorn.
>>68846324
My eyes are bleeding
>wants to make king of the hill movie
>doesn't understand the characters
mike judge plays hank
Idris Elba as Hank, JLaw as Peggy.
Cotton
>>68847597
Cotton isn't a dwarf. The Tojos took his shins.
>>68846357
He's too old now. CGI him in as Cotton instead.
I got your Boomhower right here
>works on cars
>gets tons of pussy
>rarely speaks.
>>68849389
Forgot pic