Worst.
Avenger.
Ever.
>>68844744
damn that's a really shitty picture of her
>>68844744
Battle of gods and celestial beings.
Some girl with average hand to hand combat skill.
She not even spy of the team, that is the point?
>>68844744
Really liked her in Civil War
>>68844803
Never underestimate the power of vajay-jay
>>68844803
she has two pistols anon, two whole pistols
>>68844939
> JOFF DUAL WIELDING JOFF
>>68844744
The more she's aging, the more her jewessness is visible.
>>68844744
>HELP ME STEVE HE"S SHOOTING AT ME
>>68844744
FEED ME, TONY!!!
JUST
>>68844744
>get your paws off muh cheesecake punk
>>68844803
>tfw a cartoon version of the avengers that came out in 2006 knows what Black Widow's place is better than the MCU
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=O617ZHcazwA
>>68845988
>kwuitest squee fämälämäzoids
Jesus how pathetic are you to find this funny? Also reported for indecipherable text outside of /b/
>>68846065
Hey bitch, you are playing a spy expert in martial arts and soon a cyborg special unit police commander. WORK OUT AND LOOK THE PART.
fuck sake.
>>68844744
wow
looks like a jewish grandmother
>>68846065
I'd like to thrust my benis in and out of her cunt until i ejaculate if you know what i mean
>>68846065
Don't you ever post that fake ever again.
>>68846065
>Dat cellulite
I thought she was perfect
>>68844744
Worst
Shill
Ever
>>68846065
>cottage cheese ass
>lopped her tits off
Absolutely disgusting.
>>68845121
underrated
>the aryan exterior is wearing thin
>>68844744
my fav thread
>>68846012
>that captain america voice
THAT is the voice that can command a god?
>>68844744
Imagine her face doing this scene.
>>68847853
why is anime so fucking stupid and weird.
>>68848393
Why are you so sensitive and weak?
Patiently waiting for the meme that she's attractive to end
First it was generic cute girl nexts door, then generic big titty jew, and now its stronk action female
all lies
>>68847808
Who would you pick to voice him?
>>68848558
#BTFO by an anime watcher?
>>68848558
his post was a valid question. you're just a flustered baby
>>68844744
only at the hands of Whedon.
she was great in TWS and in CW.
aging poorly tho.
>>68848708
Not the same guy, but thats a really good question.
But i think the panel isnt so much about the voice as much as it is about Cap's confidence and alpha leadership abilities.
>>68844744
>"GIVE ME A BIG MAC, NOW"
>>68847853
>well this isn't moving, so I'll keep pulling until my limbs pop off, that's a sensible idea.
>>68844744
Its like the effects guys didnt even know where to start fixing this mess and just said fuck it and left it in.
Looks British as fuck t b h.
>>68849350
Desperation. There's still a human consciousness in that shell
>>68849122
Everything sucked at the hands of Whedon.
>>68849350
i don't know anything about GITS or chinese cartoons in general but that seems like the kind of thing a robot/android/whatever she is would do
it makes sense
>>68844744
>>68849350
Her body is disposable
>>68848393
>>68849066
>triggered normie redditors
>>68849350
No pain limiters on the cyborg frame coupled with a human mind it begs to test power and despair
>>68849350
>>68849398
I hate anime and all the weeb shit on this site, but Ghost in the Shell is actually quite watchable as long as the talking tanks aren't in a scene.
The thing she is trying to open is a hatch on a tank, if she doesn't get in it it will kill her and her friend.
>>68849066
Being a little bitch isn't a valid solution
>>68849486
So she makes herself useless and vulnerable in the process? Even if she does have a human consciousness this all seems like a retarded step too far.
>>68844744
movies
and she slept with every guy on the tea, captain cuck prepping the bull
how can Marvel even compete?
>>68849388
the script is essentially buffy or serenity with cartoon figures pasted over the real characters
>>68848708
Whoever voiced him in EMH
>>68846012
Wow that was actually pretty great.
>>68849538
she doesn't feel pain so there's nothing telling her to stop
you've never picked up something too hot, or too heavy, and hurt yourself before realising it was too much?
instead of a blister or a herniated disc, when a pain-immune cyborg does that sort of thing, it makes sense that that could happen
>>68846012
>Hulk punching Giant-Man in the kneecap
>>68844744
>yfw Black Widow vs Ant-Man
>>68849350
But it did move you autist
>>68846012
Why is mjolnir an axe?
>>68846012
>seems to be invulnerable
>yet Widow shoved a needle into him
How does that work?
>>68844744
Scarlett Johansson is sexy, don't talk shit about her you gay asshole. Yes you are gay, there's no way a heterosexual male would ever think badly about her. DELETE THIS THREAD
>>68852214
I'm more triggered that he lift it.
>>68846012
>hulk jobbing to the guy shouldn't do shit against him
Of course
>>68846012
>Hulk can pick up Thors hammer
>>68844873
Steve Rogers really liked her in Civil War too.
>>68844803
She's the Avengers neighborhood bicycle.
>>68844744
Wow sexist much?
I was pretty reluctant about coming to 4chan but I heard that /tv/ was ok. If you're going to continue with these misogynistic threads then I'm gonna go back. Seriously.
>>68852332
Calm yourself, Rosenowitz.
>>68846012
Man, this reminds me how much I wish MCU Thor was Ultimate Thor. Just this super powerful hippy that can't tell if he is crazy with great tech or actually the son of Odin being punished for behind a dick.
Would have made Thor so much more interesting than the shit character we have now.
>>68854379
HNNNNGNNNGNGHGHGHGGHGHAGHG
>>68854379
why do they crave attention so much bros?
>>68854379
>>68846012
holy shit. this cartoon thor is fucking rad. the demeanor and power seems more "godly" for some reason and also seems much better than the film thor
>>68854605
That's because he was mostly based on Ultimate Thor, who is far more interesting than MCU Thor.
>>68854497
because you give it to them easily.
she is the town's whore of the Avengers tower
I keep telling people that the black widow has been horribly miscast with scarlett johannson.
scarlett johannson
>slightly plump
>girly
>soft features
>big tits/ass
>hardly athetlic
>girly frilly hair
black widow
>russian spy
>sleek/slender
>agile
>athletic
>flexible
>assassin
how the fuck do people like scarjo as the black widow is beyond me. they just bought into the jewish habit of drooling over casting the "big crowd drawing actress". the same people who think jlaw is a good cast for mistique.
>>68854860
>>sleek/slender
>>agile
>>athletic
>>flexible
because there's no attractive popular actor with those qualities plus big tits and ass.
>>68854937
why do you need big tits and ass? just get someone who can act the fucking part.
seeing scarjo always breaks immersion because i just can't take her seriously as a cute plump black widow
>>68854860
first choice was actually Emily Blunt
but she declined because she was making Wolfman at the time
Originally they had Scarjo down as Moonstone or Blonde Phantom
>>68854860
>She doesn't look like a Russian Spy
Well that's kid of the trick.
>>68855049
>why do you need big tits and ass?
because comic book nerd demographic plus everyone wants to see big tits and ass
>just get someone who can act the fucking part.
there is no part to act, scarjo fits that perfectly.
>>68844744
OP fuck you for showing me this picture
