>finish up my $39.99 serving of crab legs with extra butter
>hands are buttery now, I don't want my anvil to slip out of my greasy palms so I head to the showers to wash up
>penis inspector catches me on the way out and hassles me about my foreskin, wants to search it for outside food/drink
>don't want to press the issue, they might find out I came alone to a couples only theatre
>by the time I got back to my seat my falcon had flown away
I'm just about done with theatres now.
>>68830581
WHYH NOT USING NETFLIX
>>68830581
>not 39.99 plus tip
One job
>>68830956
European theaters must be tough
mfw this shitpost is gonna get archived
>>68831731
You didn't send a face so I'll assume it's this
>>68831908
no.
>>68831959
go to hell tripfag, you probably watch DC films and like them
>>68831993
Who does that?
>>68831993
>tripfag
>>68831993
I don't tho.
>>68831731
check em
>>68830581
>>68831089
>>68831908
>>68832082
Dumb frogposters.
Whats wrong with going to movies by yourself? I did it recently and it was a nice, relaxing experience.
>>68832685
A female friend of mine confessed to me she goes to the theater alone all the time.
>>68832632
Not as dumb as the newfag calling a namefag a tripfag
