Just watched Captain America: Civil War
9/10 Capekino at its best
Ask me anything
I havent looked into this movie much
why are they fighting eachother?
>>68816230
>Ask me anything
describe the fight scene at the end between cap/bucky vs ironmanlet
Does Steve get arrested at the end? Or his costume taken? Or (gasp) his muscles taken?
What does capekino mean?
>>68816230
>Ask me anything
post leak webms
>>68816230
what a fuckin faggot movie, who are thoese poeple anyway and why do they look so mediocre
>>68816271
Basically Iron Man wants UN to decide where the Avengers will go and fight, Cap doesn't. Each team member has their own reasons to join Iron Man or Cap tough
>>68816399
Spoilers: Cap and Bucky go to the place where Winter Soldier was frozen between missions where Zemo also is. Iron Man shows up but isn't angry, Zemo then shows the three a clip of Winter Soldier killing Iron Mans parents, which triggers their end fight. They fight trough the building, Cap and Bucky taking out parts of Tonys armor, ends up at the place where all the trailers are and Bucky tries to rip out Tonys arc reactor and Tony rips off his metal arm. Cap continues to fight him, Tony beats the shit out of him but he goes rage mode and just whams Tony with his shield, splitting his arc reactor and winning
>>68816472
Do differ it from regular capeshit
>>68816230
What did you think of Batman vs Superman?
What trailers played before Civil War?
fuck you OP just post webms
what's the fucking points of spoiler threads if there's no pics?
>>68816954
>What did you think of Batman vs Superman?
Haven't seen it, not planning on it either
>What trailers played before Civil War?
Rogue One and X-Men: Apocalypse
>>68816230
Who were your top 3 characters?
>>68816230
what level Wizard are you?
>>68817158
Ant-Man, Falcon and Winter Soldier
Spider-Man was great too, but Falcon and Winter Soldier is acting like teenage girls that wanna get the same guy, it's hilarious
How was simply saying Empire strikes back funny?
I read a review saying it was a funny reference, but they didn't say anything like "that's how they do in Hoth", they literally just said remember Empire strikes back
>>68816530
Okay.
>>68817250
>Falcon
>WS
>not Antman and Hawkeye
Kek, shit taste confirmed.
>>68817267
Did you miss the line where he goes "Remember that scene on the snow planet with those walkers" as Spidey is spinning up Ant-Mans legs?
>>68817305
>>68816230
How was the tone of the movie? too many quips?
>>68816230
How much does Disney pay you? Are they looking for shills? I can shill Zootopia too if you want, please contact me
>>68816230
it's good, but the "villain" was just meh to me, like he's there just because.
>>68817406
more than any marvel movie to date
don't let the trailers fool you
after AoU and ironman 3 you should know by now
>>68816230
Just watched it too.
BP, Spidey and Zemo are great af.
>>68817406
It's the least fun. Maybe tied with Incredible Hulk.
>>68817458
Isn't that the point? he didn't want to get attention he just want avengers to kill each other.
>>68817466
stop lying DCuck
>>68816230
Is the action comparable to the scenes in winter soldier?
>>68817342
Literally me.
>>68817538
Judging for the leaked airport scene looked more like an Avengers movie by the tone
Just watched it an hour ago.
Im still in shock
>>68817342
Why is the helicopter small?
>>68817638
No, not as tense. The airport scene is pretty quippy, however its really great seeing everyone use their powers in various ways, combos etc
>>68817660
According to what i heard.
>First Act
Serious
>Second Act
Quippy CGI blockbuster
>Third Act
The same tone as the first one but up to eleven.
>>68816230
somebody dies?
Who dies?
>>68817660
It's mostly serious.
Aside from the airport scene, it has a bit more serious tone than TWS.
Stark is also a huge dickhead.
>>68817774
Nope. War Machine gets paralyzed from the waist down
>>68817808
>>68817774
Snyder's career.
>>68817826
LOLOLOL BTFO'D GET TERRENCE BACK
Also just got back
>>68817158
Ant-Man, Spider-Man and Scarlet Witch.
All for spicing up action scenes.
Spider-Man and Ant Man for containing most of the quips to characters that actually suit that attitude.
My friend thought Black Panther was really well played off, considering how gimmicky he is with the claws and whatnot.
>>68817267
That particular moment features a joke about Spider-Man's age, as well as a reenactment of the scene Spidey describes.
>>68817406
Well managed I thought. More than The Winter Soldier, but most come organically from characters and scenarios where it fits.
>>68817458
He was pretty good as far as Marvel villains go.
>not a physical threat at all
>not some cliché megalomaniac
>mfw the phone calls
>>68817660
It carries the Winter Soldier style spy elements for about the first third,aybe a bit more, then there's fights between the heroes, and it gets way more serious towards the end.
>>68817774Zemo's family died in Sokovia
Bucky killed Tony's parents
Zemo kills T'Challa's dad
Rhodes gets sort of crippled but it seems fixable
>>68817809
Stark was pretty rational in my opinion, until he had cause not to beSo I'm an Ausfag, but at the scene where Cap kisses Carter and we see Bucky and Falcon nodding in unison got a theater full of applause. What in the everloving fuck.
>>68817951
Is that T'Chaka in the casket, then?
>>68818165
No, that's peggy Carter
>>68818215
thanks
>>68817951
does cap not die what the fuck
>>68818165It's Peggy.
Fucking, whatshername, Peggy's niece, gives the whole speech about how when the whole world tells you to move you plant yourself and say 'no, you move,' there is no connection to Cap retaining his mantle despite coming into conflict with authority, it's basically there to give Steve a bit more motivation that he really didn't need because he's dead set in his ways anyway
>>68818292
Naw mate he comes out fine.
>>68818341
cheers op
>>68816271
They fight eachother at an airport because Bucky and Captain America are trying to flee to Siberia to stop Zemo from releasing 6 other Winter Soldiers onto the world. Iron Man's team wants to stop them because they think Bucky is still a bad guy
Does Cap die
>>68816230
I expected more of it.
Still much better than BvS though.
>>68817342
What the fuck happened to spider sense?
>>68816230
I dislike antmans helmet.
>>68816230
HYPE
HYPE
HYPE
Y
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It was fucking shit and only.marginally better than bvs. Capeshit fans might be literally retarded
>>68816954
>Batman vs Superman
Did that even come out yet?
>>68817305
hard to concentrate when you have a vibranium boner.
I just saw it too.
But I don't get why Hawkeye had to be there.
>Iron Man is clearly in the right when it comes to both ideology and justification
>A third of Captain America's team (or half, if you include Clint's role in Avengers) consists of previous antagonists
>The movie is prefixed "Captain America" and we're meant to believe Iron Man is the bad guy
>>68817342
>>68817305
>>68816230
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=n5xrykzZ8XQ
Why does Tony's team seem so much better on paper than Cap's, yet he loses?
>>68819437
Seems like Iron Man is the good guy. Vision who is supposed to be like this higher being whose always right is on his side as well as Spiderman is.
>>68819109
What happens to the 6 winter soldiers?
>>68817342
>Spider-Man referencing Star Wars to bring down Giant-Man
>pottery
BRAVO DISNEY
>>68817660
You're judging wrong. It's more like winter solider and it's clearly a story about Cap (and Bucky). It just happens to have other super hero characters, because that is the world they inhabit and those are the people in their lives.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=n5xrykzZ8XQ
>>68817305
This is why you aim twice before shooting niggers, and always, always, two to the chest, one to the head.
>>68819468
>3500 subscribers
>15 000 viewers.
>Low production value
>Doesn't like Back to the future 2, Lion King, or 2001.
Sounds reliable.
>>68816230
Does Cap dies?
>>68819533
Zemo kills them as part of the plan and shows a snuff movie.
I enjoyed it.
The airport scene had was a bit too quippy for my taste, but that's to be expected with all the characters in there.
That whole final stretch after that was incredible though. But I did find the epilogue a bit too flaccid.
>>68819468
You need mental help DCuck
>>68819783
Seems like a waste of time.
What's Spidey's role and how much of him is in the film?
>>68819801
I'm sorry for doing it, Captain Sempai :3
>>68819847
being a lippy quipster seat pulling gimmick
>>68819847
Appearance period: 5 Minutes of haphazardly put together scene reminiscent of RDJ's good ol cocaine binge days
>>68819632
>>68819468
>DCucks spamming the same autistic video over and over
KEK
>>68819468
>All this feigned anger.
Jesus fucking christ how can you be so autistic over flicks. As if any other company or blockbuster is any less cynically made.
>>68819468
I dont even have a stake in this nerd off but holy fuck.
>Above 18
>Caring this much about a film based off of intellectual properties aimed at the 4-9 year old demographic
well this flick sounds like shit I'll pass
What were the two after credit scenes?
>>68820207
>above 18
>being pretentious
>>68820270
Bucky being put to ice and teasing spider man solo movie.
>>68817342
>ant man
>able to get past his spidersense
>strength of of a rogue/fighter
>able to send spidey flying
>muh immersion is ruined
>>68816230
Just watched the leak airport scene... I didn't want to believe it .. But they actually made it, it's literally a street brawl... I'm going to the cinema to watch it , but I think they could've something different or skip the brawl all together .. Haven't we already seen the captain vs the man of iron fighting over thor not so long ago? anyway.. Disney/Marvel already has my money so might as well hope the rest of the movie is winter soldier tier.
just came back from the cinema.
I give it 9.5/10, definitely the best Marvel movie so far. DC must be on suicide watch.
I think the best team would be hulk + antman + scarlet witch. There's no way anybody from the rest of the avengers could beat them not Thor, not even Vision combined.
BP was really underwhelming.
>>68816658
damn what a shitty movie. MAHVEL only has shiny CGI to make up for their shitty movies.
>>68816230
>9/10
Really, mang? I'd give it 3/5. It was good but, I don't know. It felt familiar but there was nothing new to it.
Though I'm glad the plot moved forward.
>>68817305
>sentient AI
>can't even fucking aimbot
>>68816658
>argh Im going to fight you because your friend killed my parents 40years ago when I barely knew him even tho it was stated it was due to kidney failure.
Doesnt this feel really forced to you guys? Like "we dont have a reason for Ironman to fight Cap so lets insert bullshit plotpoint"
>>68819358
jeez, at least put some effort on your lame troll, you tiny shit....
>>68817305
Christ, this is fucking terrible.
How does a guy gliding upwards even keep up with a jet-like propulsion system?
>>68817342
>chopper cgi'd in
>people (computer graphics) literally just standing there, barely reacting to their teammember getting beaten and someone appearing out of thin air
BRAVO
My biggest problem with it, is the same that i have with most Capeshit movies these days: Its way too LESS capeshit. Its more about social drama, personal shit, people TALKING WAY TOO FUCKING MUCH.
sorry if this sounds plebian, but i just want super spectacular fistfights, gadgets and explosions. nothing more. Avengers was perfect, this here is boring for the first half of the movie. it gets better near the end though.
>>68822534
>people who want 2.5 hours of videogames instead of storytelling
<---/v/
>>68822613
>you constantly need people yapping to tell a story
>>68822299
Well, you have to consider that he felt guilty for acting like a brat to them in Christmas and never got to say goodbye.
>>68817305
is this how the negro gets crippled?
it's one-on-one with partner-switching like Wrestlemania
spidey acts too much like an attempt at comic relief and his one-liners get old fast
the fighting comes across as cartoonish with holes in it like webs that stop sticking and even disappear once Spidey gets smacked and how Falcon knew to look back when Vision's getting ready to shoot as if he's the one with spidey-sense
Any attempts to be serious are washed out by the producers seeing "HEY PEOPLE LIKE THE BANTER IN MARVEL CAPESHIT SO LET'S OVER-KILL THE SHIT OUT OF THIS THING TO MAKE IT A MOVIE FOR STONERS"
no cinematography whatsoever. The directing is incredibly flat and black-and-white.
No Giant Ant-Man Buddy
who dies ?
So about Zemo.Will he return in future movies and form the Masters of Evil/Thunderbolts?
Also, I thought he was a pretty good villain, I expected far less given the MCU's track record with them.
>>68819517
Spider-Man literally has no idea what's going on.
He literally only knows what Stark told him.
Steve tries to convince him of stuff, and Peter says "funny, Mr. Stark told me you'd say that".
Overall, the movie doesn't progress the overall MCU story anywhere. This is the point where the MCU starts stagnating. Called it.
what's the post credit scene?
>>68816230
is it stupid?
>>68816230
the entire plot in this movie could have been solved if they'd just given each other a minute to speak before going all out fighting
>>68816230
How big is the shill check Disney sent you?
>>68824203
I watched it literally half an hour ago and I can't remember. It was so bland.
>>68824203
spiderman shooting a lightshow out his armband.
>>68824203
A message saying Spidey will return.
>>68819517
Spider-Man eventually realizes Cap is right, though, and beats the ever living shit out of Tony.
I'm sad that such a magnificent asswhupping didn't make it into the movie.
is it better than BvS
>>68823764
Holy shit! Noice!
So, in the Antman sequel, he becomes physically abusive towards The Wasp, like in the comics, right?
>>68823886
No one. They're all protected by plotshield to keep the various MCU franchises going.
>>68824617
No it's not. It's different to pander to a more man-child sort. Find the clip of the airport fight with audio. It's stoners laughing like Beavis and Butthead through the whole thing.
>>68824617
Pretty easily.
>>68824799
Do you bottle your tears? It must taste sweet as honey
>>68824871
You are truely a man-child.
>Power Rangers vs. Kamen Rider
is that scarjew on iron man's side?
lmao
HOW CAN SAGGY TITS EVEN COMPETE
>>68824133
I haven't even seen it and it's obvious that it's not meant to. It's to bring a closure to all the bickering and issues between the Earth heroes and that's to make them all trusting buddies in Infinity War.
>>68816230
Why did they edit Spidey out of the picture?
Or maybe he was CGI all along?
>>68819468
Oh god.
Uh. Good job, whoever that crazy asshole is, I guess.
>>68819468
might as well get "im fucking autistic" tattood on his forehead
>>68821399
>Just watched the leak airport scene
where?
>>68824751
Hank was the abusive one but only after getting stuck in big-mode and that messing his mind up.
Scott is just solid bro up until Wanda flips out and causes Avengers Disassembled
>>68822299
They heavily implied that it was Bucky who killed Tony's parents in Cap 2: The Winter Soldier so it was planned all along
>>68824617
Yup, it delivered what they promised.
>mfw hiroshima is literally shilling for dc
Can anyone post the leaked video?
>>68822299
there's a video that they saw where Bucky repeatedly punched Howard's face with his metal arm and choked Tony's mom..
>>68823905
most likely once he realized he failed. he thought he won, but Tony and Cap are still friends.
he'll probably just decide to kill them next time since the Avengers' friendship is too strong. except Vision who's a cunt.
>>68828951
It was on google drive, but they took it down.
>>68823219
Yes.
>>68816230
What was the best quip in the movie?
>>68829321
Give me back my Rhodey.
>>68816230
Watched this yesterday as well.
I had a bit of doubt whether they could balance things, but the movie did make it seem that both sides were wrong but also right.
>>68828843
Nice.
>>68817406
Quips only started halfway, then no quips in the last fight onward.
This actually has the least jokes in all Marvel movies, I think. The big chunk of the jokes came from Spidey and Ant-Man.
>>68817458
It's the opposite for me. The villain was really good, and possibly even better than Loki. He managed to do shit without super powers.
>you guys, let's sign this waiver, be as involved as possible, and if the UN stops us from saving people, we can just go do it anyway because we're superhuman and they haven't managed to stop us so far
Why didn't this happen at the start?
>hey Stark, I'm glad you found out Bucky wasn't at fault. With you running Intel for the team we'd be almost always as up to date with our facts as possible short of being personally involved from the start!
>that's right Cap! If you'd left Bucky here in my care I would have proven to the UN that Barnes needs help and isn't to blame for his actions!
Why didn't this happen at the end?
>>68819404
Being a dad to most of them. He always managed to get through Wanda (he talked them out of their funk in AoU). Also he was a good support player in the airport scene. He knows his limitations and just plays what he can. He also says some things to Tony in the bunker which was pretty good.
>>68824617
If in terms of delivering what it promised or fans expecting what to get, then yes.
I'm not saying BvS is bad, just that it was clearly not something a lot of fans expected.
does tony save the day
>>68831147
No, he tries to hold things together and prevent them from getting out of control, but he fails.
No one saves anything, things end up worse for everyone.
>>68816271
#BlackLivesMatter
>>68823219
The beam doesn't cripple him, but the fall does.
So whatever team black panther is on are he good guys right?
y-you aren't racist anon a-are you?
>>68828449
Hank was
Scott wasnt
>>68819934
As if marvel fans don't post the same meme over and over again
>>68828449
Thanks for the correction, I think I just leveled down for not know that :(
>>68831179
>things end up worse for everyone.
>broken Avengers
>Tony sees his parents' death
>Nat possibly hunted by the government
>Panther loses his father
>Vision sees his worse nightmare happen
>Cap loses Peggy and then Bucky (cryogenics)
>SW kills people
>Hawk, Sam, SW, Scott gets bunkered
>Bucky volunteers to befrozen again
>Rhodes crippled
i watched the airport scene as well
cool enough but the whole I'M FIGHTING YOU BUT YOU'RE MY FRIEND was a bit too much, takes away any sort of tension
>>68831578
It's the mid scene fight. The final fight is Tony going all out and has much more tension. The airport scene is basically just Team Cap trying to leave and Team Iron Man stopping them/trying to capture them. Iron Man is also trying to salvage the Avengers, that's why it has that "I'm fighting you but you're my friend" feel you said.
>>68831542
And their reunion as The Avengers will be the Ultimate triumphant return when Thanos arrives. Nice job Marvel, nice job indeed. *tips fedora
>>68817342
What did Lang said about the truck? In the leaked scene?
>>68831911
Which truck?
>>68819632
>literally SERIOUSLY??? the blog video
>>68831958
He gave Cap a truck, then they make it bigger. After that he makes a joke I guess, I can't understand what he said.
>>68832093
He's telling him to throw it and to see what happens when he throws the other device.
He then just says that he didn't know it was a full of gas.
>>68822521
Did you not see the two large exhaust vents on Falcon's back?
>>68832183
>He then just says that he didn't know it was a full of gas.
Yeah, that was it. Thanks.
what was ant-man asking for orange slices?
>>68830820
Because that requires humility and compassion. As demonstrated in the first Avengers, most of these super-powered people have egos the size of solar systems. Power corrupts.
>>68816530
>>68832256
>Doesn't get the reference
Get the motherfuck off /tv/
>>68832613
>that Iron Man and War Machine double punch
That's some anime shit right there
Bucky killing starks should have been the main plot instead of this zemo shit.
For real though, this movie was the first Marvel movie that did quips right, the Spiderman scenes and Bucky/Falcon relationship was actually hilarious.
>>68832676
I didn't get it either, what was the reference?
>>68817407
The shills are out in record force for this boilerplate cape shit.
>>68832997
Zemo was good fampai. Dude doesn't need powers to break the Avengers. He did better than Loki.
>>68834010
This, Daniel Bruhl was the best part of the movie. Zemo was the first Marvel villain who actually felt like a fully-realised person and not just a two-dimensional obstacle for the quipping heroes to move past because of plot.
Any Zemo leaks?
How do they set him up in the film?
>>68834334
He's a Sokovian special ops leader whith information about the Winter Soldier's past.
His goal is toDestroy the Avengers by making Iron Man go crazy by revealing that Bucky killed Iron Mans parents, because his family was killed during the events of Age of Ultron, he also wants to manipulate the UN to turn against superheroes in general. Part of his setup is listening to a voicemail from his dead wife, it's actually quite tragic
>>68834010
>>68834122
Poor Zemo. He was part of Sokovia's kill squad and anyone else would say karma, but listening to his wife's last message over and over again was heartbreaking.
I hope we get some kind of supervillian origin story out of this. And if the Thunderbolts rumour were to be true then it would be MCU's answer to Suicide Squad.
>>68829177
and no one saved a copy? come on
>>68816230
Watched it on midnight viewing last night.
I can confidently say that
Ant Man > Spider Man > Everyone else > Winter Soldier > Captain America
It's extremely rare that a movie's eponymous hero had to create conflict who need to be solved by the supporting character. I hate Cap for that.
>>68836155
>create conflict
Cap was asked to sign some documents he doesn't feel is very safe for people like him. The last person from his past died as well. Bucky is the only one left, so you can see that he made him his new goal.
He knows his friend is still in there, just like how the boy from Brooklyn is still inside him despite the super soldier serum.
MCU Cap has always been emotional like that.
2 hours of horrible meme movie
free popcorn was nice tho
>>68817305
>>68817342
>Indonesia subs
seriously, just like memepool movie
how did they even translate all the meme pun he throws literally every fucking minute into another language
>>68836710
Thank you, you've seen my point.
It's all reeks of American propaganda. I mean the UN created the Accord, creating law for the what so far is A-vigilante-venger. By doing what he did, Cap subliminally telling the viewer that America promotes "freedom" over "order". Propaganda, I say.
>>68837579
I wouldn't say the other option is order, but eh you see what you want to see anon.
Also he is clearly flawed in this movie and the directors have mentioned that before.
