I-Is he gonna make it?
>JUSTin Powers
>>68814284
how'd he get so grey? plus when's the last time he was in anything?
>>68814284
>when Steave Seagal snatches your motherfucker birthdays
>>68814284
Steve Martin in immortal
>>68814324
FUCKIN KEK MATEY
Nigga looks like Marty now.
Looks like someone we know.
>>68814284
hell be fineNOT
Looks almost as bad as Chevy
Austin Powers is On Her Majesty's Geriatric Service
>>68814284
That fucking filename
Phil Donahue is dead?
>>68814747
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>>68814511
The guy who invented Marty Parties?
>>68814284
Love how he still wears his Austin Powers glasses.
[spoile]please don't die Mike [/spoiler]
What went wrong?
It can't just be the Love Guru fiasco.
>2009 was 20 years ago
>it's a "millenials freak out over aging" episode
>>68814284
Well at least he is set up for his twilight years with a head of hair
You all should be so lucky
>>68814324
Autist Powers
>>68815602
>a-aging is just part of life, guys
>i'm completely ok with my skin and bones slowly turning into dry rubber and then suddenly die while taking a shit
>>68815844
>not blowing your head off before your mind and body start deteriorating
Robin Williams had the right idea honestly
>>68815662
Austin Continent
>>68814284
>gets birthday snatched
he'll be fine
>>68815914
>not waiting for breakthroughs in medical science and cybernetic implants
i don't care if i turn into some horrific pile of metal and flesh, leaking blood and oil everywhere. it beats dying.
>>68814371
He got older and his body stopped producing melanin pigments.
>>68815844
I know, I know, you can't concieve of a world past 21. It's too scary for you so you run and hide in Mom's basement.
>>68814324
Just?
Isn't he the opposite of JUST?
>actor on original, GOOD snl
>become writer for some of the most legendary episodes
>friends with all the greats
>made a couple funny movies considered comedy gold
>made his millions
>got out of acting to live his life how he wants
people act like every actor who ages and gets out of the business is JUSTed
>>68816273
You can try and insult me, it doesn't change the fact that when you pass 50 aging really starts to suck.
>>68814650
So he's gonna be fine?
>>68816456
Only if don't take care of yourself. It'll suck for you because you're a lazy, immobile fat sack fueled by sugar water and microwaved food substitutes and too afraid to put any work into yourself.
>>68816201
>implying the elite of the world won't hoard such technology so they can set themselves up as immortal rulers over the common surfs who only live to about 35
It'll be just like Metropolis
>>68816605
Go home Neil Blomkamp
>>68816593
>you're a lazy, immobile fat sack fueled by sugar water and microwaved food substitutes and too afraid to put any work into yourself.
I'm actually the opposite of that. The thing is you can only do so much before your telomeres are depleted and inevitable decline starts to kick in.
>>68816812
You can still live pretty good if you really put effort to stay healthy, past 80 though you are basically waiting to die
>>68816812
So kill yourself at 45, the rest of us will keep on enjoying life.
THIS IS MY SWAMP
>>68817251
>enjoying life
>posting on /tv/
Pick one
He's right though, the Smith & Wesson retirement plan isn't a bad one.
>>68817307
I'm guessing you're on track to retire early.
>>68817356
I'm only 20 but if I'm still wageslaving by the time I'm 45 it's game over.
>>68817307
Well here's to your early retirement
>>68817376
Why wait?
>>68814284
HE'S GONNA MAKE IT
>>68817251
No, I'm that faggot that waits for magical medical technology to save me. It will probably be too late, but I can always hope.
>>68817433
Good point
Later faggots.
>>68817376
>defining your life by your job
Well there's your problem. Unless you have a career that you're really passionate about, your job is not that important to who you are.
Jobs are disposable, when get sick of one dump it and move on to the next.
It boggles my mind when I see coworkers get so emotionally invested in disposable employment.
>>68816605
The elite will just opt for digitalized copies of their living consciousness put onto a massive multiplayer online virtual reality so they can rule as gods.
The future is digital.
>>68814284
-Canadian
-short
-Liverpool fan
-dead movie career
>>68814284
Oooooklahoma Oklahoma Oklahoma Oklahoma Oklahoma Oklahoma Oklahoma Oklahoma Oklahoma Oklahoma Oklahoma Oklahoma Oklahoma Oklahoma Oklahoma Oklahoma Oklahoma Oklahoma OklahomaBut seriously, why does he look so much like Steve Martin?
>>68814324
That's not JUST, that's just getting old mate.
>>68815541
He's a Chevy Chase-tier asshole to work with, people only put up with it because his movies were successful. Once the Love Guru bombed nobody wanted to bother
>>68814284
damn Scorsese is looking great
>>68815966
Austin Continent in 'Depends are Forever'
Roger Ebert biopic when
