>Waits for director to say action
>Starts walking
>Continues walking
>Looks at carnage
>Regards wounded man
>''What happened?''
>Breathes heavily
>''Dey thooker.''
>A pregnant pause
>...
>''Well I'm sorry to hear that...''
>''...Cuz now?''
>''I'm gonna snatch every motherfucker birthday.''
great thread op
>Holsters gun
keep it up
What was meant by this scene?
its a shame that kino such as this comes only once in a lifetime. lightning in a bottle for us mere plebians.
>>68812485
thank you.
>>68812863
Yes, there are many layers and subtleties. Tune in next time for Kill Switch.
>>68812557
I will.
what are some good Seagal movies? I've only seen Under Siege.
Meme Lover 3: 18th Birthday Snatcher when?
god, i'm starting to love this meme
>>68812499
pure kino
>>68814334
>tfw it's birthdayposting will definitely be in Meme Lover 3
cant wait to be honest
>>68814336
Settle down. Cuz now? It's your berfday.
best thread on /tv/ right now
>I will snatch every motherfucker, Burt Day
the wounded character's name was Burt Day.
>>68814177
all of his early movies are sort of good. Above the Law, Out for Justice, Marked for Death.
>watching the new Sniper movie
>Seagal shows up for only a few minutes
>Van Dam is an awful actor
what a terrible time I had
>>68816526
Well I'm sorry to hear that.
>>68814818
it's his job description
>I, Will, snatch every motherfucker, Burt Day.
>>68817109
I skipped through the movie in 2-4 minute chunks and I only saw Seagal like 3 times. some other guy and woman were the protagonists it seemed.
>>68811985
What kino is this?
guys, guys
>>68817181 here
I've worked it out
>Day took her
>Day
the wounded man has started referring to himself in third person due to the intense pain from his injuries fucking with his mind
>Well, I'm sorry to hear that.
Seagal is offering his sympathies. He understands how important kidnapping people was for Day.
>Cuz now?
>I will snatch every motherfucker, Burt Day.
The conversation ends with a heartwarming promise made to the dying Burt Day that Seagal will continue his legacy of kidnapping people.
>>68817336
A Good Man.
After an illustrious special ops career ends in disaster, Alexander (Seagal) goes off the grid and attempts to lead a quiet life as a handyman at an apartment complex in Romania. But when one of his tenants and her family fall under the thumb of a local gangster, Alexander is dragged into an all-out war between rival Chinese and Russian gangs; forcing him to not only defend the family, but bringing him face to face with an old foe, and giving him one more chance to reconcile his past.
>>68817336
A Good Man
>>68817358
truly the epitome of kino
>>68817448
Oh ok, so they snatched Burt Day's daughter.
ok serious question.
does anyone have knowledge or links to how Robert Rodriguez got Seagal to be in Machete?
he was really good in it to be honest.
>when you snatch someone's birthday
>>68815615
Just watche Out for Justice. Was really disappointed. The first part was okay, but beyond that it was meh, really boring.
>>68819235
try Above the Law and Under Siege, those are really good ones.
>>68817486
>no yellow glasses
>no extra katana
>>68821066
>Seagal will never make a comeback
>>68821372
He's an insufferable cunt, so I'm glad he isn't making a comeback a la JCVD anytime soon.
>>68821452
he was pretty good in Machete, he'd be pretty good at playing villains. but yeah, he has no self-awareness and a massive ego, so he's doomed to make these embarrassing straight to dvd movies.
>>68821066
Wtf is wrong with his left hand
48 / 20 / 15 / 2
pretty forced, lads
>>68821597
>Seagal
>ever good
Is this a joke? No, seriously, I don't recall him being ever good. The closest thing was Hard to Kill and even then he was just shit. I don't even know why this guy is in the acting business in the first place.
.45 Longslide with laser sight
>>68822108
>Slayer of chickens
>>68821981
well I'm sorry to hear that
>>68822165
and one puppy
>>68821999
good trips
I would say that, in the beginning and in Machete he was good in the same way that Arnold or JCVD was good. Not necessarily a good actor, but he had a certain charisma to him, where when he appeared on screen, your eyes immediately went to him.
>>68822323
That's because all his shots were close-ups
>>68821920
too many birthdays
