ITT: We post movies that could not be made today.
>>68778585
Why not? Seems legit. They're appealing to the LGBT community.
>>68778585
>>68778614
Except her being trans is the punchline of the joke. That's it.
It completely would not go over well in the post-Caitlin Jenner world we inhabit, where even the First Lady of the United States is a transgender male.
>>68778585
>>68778614
Did you fap ?I did
Sadly, this
>inb4IMAGINE
>>68778921
I never got the joke as a kid because the version on TV cut that shot out.
>>68778585
Basically any high test 80s action film. Bonus points if the protagonist is an unrepentant white male.
![MTMxMTc0MTUyNTc1OTIwNzcx[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/LRQ0Sxl.jpg "MTMxMTc0MTUyNTc1OTIwNzcx[1].jpg")
>>68778986
Any 80's/90's movie with cartoonish terrorists.
>>68778921
It gave me a really weird boner at the time, but I wastoo young for masturbation when I saw it.I'm sure it hooked a generation on trap porn, but luckily I was able to escape the cycle of degeneracy before it was too late.
Any of the old action films featuring non-white terrorist villains.
>>68778585
Any old movies can be remade today.
AS long as they have at least 1 black, 5 women, 2 mexicans a gay and an asian playing the characters.
>>68778824
George has always been SJW, but I think he had to use an all-white cast for ep IV because it was filmed mostly in the UK, which was far less "diverse" in the 1970s. You can tell it killed him though, and he went overboard to compensate with all of the later films in the franchise.
Blazing Saddles
American History X
True Lies
Falling Down
Film and publish your own material.
You don't have to care what professional victims and pathological liars think or say about anything you do.
Even if you get sent to prison for it. They can't erase your creations or vision. Ideas are bulletproof.
![Animal_House_Spotlight[2].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/bHnW30x.jpg "Animal_House_Spotlight[2].jpg")
because belushi is ded
>>68778966
Imagine being Arnold in that scene and having to be all like "damn, Jamie Curtis, you fuckin' fine, all sexy with your tight body and horrific androgynous monster face. I would totally have sex with you, both my character and the real me." when all he really wants to do is fuck another 16 year old in his dressing room. Like seriously imagine having to be Arnold and not only sit in that chair while Jamie Lee Curtis flaunts her disgusting body in front of you, the favorable lighting barely concealing her stretchmarks and leathery skin, and just sit there, take after take, hour after hour, while she perfected that dance. Not only having to tolerate her monstrous fucking visage but her haughty attitude as everyone on set tells her she's STILL GOT IT and DAMN, JAMIE LEE CURTIS LOOKS LIKE *THAT*?? because they're not the ones who have to sit there and watch her mannish fucking gremlin face contort into types of grimaces you didn't even know existed before that day. You've been fucking nothing but a healthy diet of blondes and supermodels and later alleged rape victims for your ENTIRE CAREER coming straight out of the boonies in Austria. You've never even seen anything this fucking disgusting before, and now you swear you can taste the sweat that's breaking out on her dimpled stomach as she sucks it in to writhe it suggestively at you, smugly assured that you are enjoying the opportunity to get paid to sit there and revel in her "statuesque (for that is what she calls herself)" beauty, the beauty she worked so hard for with personal trainers in the previous months. And then the director calls for another take, and you know you could kill every single person in this room before the studio security could put you down, but you sit there and endure, because you're fucking Arnold. You're not going to lose your future political career over this. Just bear it. Hide your face and bear it.
>>68778585
>A father who invites his son's friend over who is like 10 years old, tries to drug him which he eventually does and rapes him.
>Next day the 10 year old vomits due to too much anal penetration
I'M NOT EVEN FUCKING MAKING THIS UP
>>68779214
It was set in the early sixties though. I think if they were to remake it they could pass off any "retrograde" opinions as an accurate representation of the era.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=g7lR3YDzKCA
>>68779274
I'm a regular anon, who's jaded from being a site regular and all. But that fucking movie, mang!!
That fucking movie!still liked it somewhat for some reason
>>68779441
>uses cum to glue a photo on wall
kek
>>68779274
People actually still make cheap indie flicks about all kinds of subject.
>>68778824
but it was made last year :^)
>>68779266
>DAMN, JAMIE LEE CURTIS LOOKS LIKE *THAT*??
LOL SHE STILL GOT IT
Weird Science 1985
>>68778654
They can't make it because he's dead.
