>character in movie takes a shit
>doesn't stand up to wipe
>>68774362
....do you stand up to wipe?
>>68775397
yes
>>68774362
>Character takes two pieces and folds them together instead of taking a foot long strip and crunching it up in a ball.
Movies make me mad, that's not how you wipe.
>euro character
>doesn't use the ass shower, instead of wiping
>>68774362
>character takes a piss
>doesn't pull down his pants to his feet
>>68774362
>character takes a shit
>doesn't jump into the shower and rinse their butthole with the spray on full blast
>character takes a shit
>takes less than 25 minutes
>character gets in his car
>just drives away without warming it up first
>>68774362
Nobody actually does that except maybe children.
>>68775491
Nobody does that either.
>>68775540
That's a stereotype. I'm European and I've never seen a bidet except in the house of a fairly rich guy (he owns a local construction company). So they exist here, but it's not something a commoner owns.
>>68775599
Nobody does that.
>>68775690
I can actually imagine people doing that. What I personally do is i put a box in front of the toilet to put my feet on, so my legs are in an elevated position and my anus relaxes and i can shit more easily. After that i use baby wipes to wipe.
>>68775761
I take forever on the toilet, but normies don't. My mom once said something - i dont remember the context - about how ridiculous it is that there's people who take longer than 15 minutes. And i thought well i guess im weird then.
>>68776517
Only necessary in the winter.
OP confirmed for being to stupid to wipe his own ass.
>>68775397
you don't? you reach your hand into the toilet to wipe? touching your arm on the rim of the seat? the fuck?
>>68776809
>>68776749
>>68775397
Not that guy, but I also stand. Been doing it since I can remember being potty trained.
I am fully aware that it's the "wrong" way to do it, buy who idgaf, I'm used to it and my ass gets perfectly wiped
>>68776749
Thanks for clearing all this up.
How long have you been observing people use the toilets unnoticed?
>character doesnt poop in his sock and washes them in the shower
>people here take a shit
>lean forward
>reach underneath their ass and rub their arm on the toilet seat
>potentially touch shit and water
>have to lean forward again to check the paper
>repeat until clean
>probably grab their pants before they stand up
so you autists just rock back and forth everytime you take a shit? holy fuck lmao every one of you better be a faggot european. you're like a retarded child who thinks his ass has to stay glued to the seat until he's done.
>>68776844
>>68776982
>>68774362
So do you take a sheet of toilet paper, stand up, bend over forward, and reach behind you to wipe?
>>68777039
I unwillingly observe people sometimes. For example, my girlfriend's sister sometimes takes a shit without closing the bathroom door.
>apparently I wipe my arse like a child and I'm doing it "wrong"
Is this an epic /tv/ meme or something?
>>68775690
detachable shower heads are god's gift
>character takes a piss
>doesn't press on the perineum to extract the last urine drops from the urethra.
It's like they want to piss their underwear a few steps away from the toilet.
>>68776749
>taking more than a few minutes to take a shit
Enjoy your hemorrhoids
>>68777145
So you're basing your comments on a couple times you saw someone shitting "unwillingly" and somehow, despite your unwillingness, you saw them complete the entire act in front of you enough times to assume everyone does it the same way? Interesting. Tell us more about your thesis.
>>68777145
>my girlfriend's sister sometimes takes a shit without closing the bathroom door.
that's fucking hot
>>68777288
nice tip, will try
>movie starts
>protagonist doesn't have to stop every 30 mins to take a shit
>>68774362
>not seated leg up foot on seat master race
>>68777145
>So do you take a sheet of toilet paper, stand up, bend over forward, and reach behind you to wipe
More or less yeah...I don't, like, fully bend over, it's more of a crouch and spread type deal
>>68777535
care to draw it for me?
>>68777567
On my phone, gimme an hour
> they use more than 3 sheets
> one up
> one down
> one to polish off
>character wakes up
>doesn't jerk off into his underpants before getting out of bed
>>68774362
>character in movie takes a shit
>he wipes from the front
>character in movie takes a shit
>doesn't know how to use three seashells
>he dosnt look at the guys shows in the stall next to him so when he comes out of the bathroom he can spot him and associate his shit smell to his appearance
>character in a movie takes a shit
>goes back to bed
>character takes a shit
>doesn't turn around to inspect prior to flushing
>>68780157
*shoes
>>68775491
Having a flat surface is easier to wipe with than a ball, and if you fold it in half carefully you can get another wipe before dropping it in the can, using half as much paper.
>>68776982
standing pushes your butt checks together so you cant clean all the shit off your ass.
>the real question is do you wipe forwards or backwards?
>>68779894
I tought i was alone
>>68780264
That's why when you stand bend slightly over to the front and spread your ass cheeks
>character takes a shit
>it ain't me starts playing
>character takes a shit
>doesn't take his/her shirt off
>>68775491
>>68776749
I literally take a foot or two of toilet paper, crumple it up and wipe my ass
>>68780360
you still arent getting it all, thats why you dont have a girlfriend
>character doesn't masturbate after he takes a shit
>ain't me is playing
>ain't me starts playing
>character in movie takes a shit
>doesn't throw toilet paper into the trash
>>68780463
you wanna know how I know virgin?
>character takes a shit
>he doesn't use an entire toilet paper until there's no signs of shit in it
>character takes a shit
>doesn't use his left hand to clean himself
My wife's son stands to wipe and his step brother does too
Their boyfriends sit to wipe so I guess sexuality does play a role
>>68774362
Your autism must be raging hard over this.
>>68780829
Mine is
The patrician asswiping option is 2 wipes sitting, one wipe standing while holding a cheek open. Anyone who doesn't do this has a gross butthole
>>68780942
>there isn't a gross butthole among men
>not wiping with toilet paper first and then finishing off with baby wipes
Its like you guys don't want to be spontaneously eaten out
>>68777058
Why did he shave off his eye brows? He played himself
>>68779894
This is a classic, have done it since I was 13
>>68779894
I do this with my left hand (I'm right handed) while sitting down in my desk. It becomes a hot sticky mess down there and need to throw away the underwear immediately but man is it worth it for the greatest fucking orgasm ever. Not even sex feels that good. My legs literally shake.
>>68779894
I think I've done this only once.
>character wakes up
>doesn't piss in his underwear, take a dump in his underwear and jack off in his underwear before putting his pants on over them
someone explain this image
