HI I’M GUY FIERI AND WE’RE ROLLIN’ OUT, LOOKIN’ FOR AMERICA’S GREATEST DINERS, DRIVE-INS, AND DIVES!
Is he married?
>>68765928
Yes, but he has a gay hairdresser boyfriend.
>>68765909
>DINERS, DUMPTSERS, AND DIVES!
This pork is the real deal, brother
*fist bump*
I wanted to go for a ride into Flavor Town, but when I tried to call his personal cell phone, I couldn't get through because it was off the hook. I went out to look for his convertable, but it was cold so I went inside and shut the front door. I could waste anymore heat. This is money!
BACONATOR WITH CHEESE
He is actually at his least annoying watching real restaurants cooking food.
>>68766132
Even seeing him standing there with those shitty sunglasses on the back of his fat neck is annoying
How come it's spelled Fieri, yet it's pronounced Fee-yeti? Damned Wops and their fucked up eye tie lingusitics!
I've never seen him visit a drive in
You have to be one contrarian cuck to not admit Triple D is kino as fuck and a guilty pleasure
> guy literally living the dream
Of course everyone hates him
>>68766062
>I wanted to go for a ride into Flavor Town
didn't your mom warn you about getting into a stranger's car?
RIDING INTO FLAVOR TOWN WITH THE PEDAL TO THE METAL BROTHER, OH YEAH THATS MONEY RIGHT THERE AMIGO
>>68765909
Fuck Fred Durst looks like a fag.
This show is comfy as fuck
>>68766246
he really only goes to diners
>>68766390
I've never seen him go to a drive-in
only diners and dive bars
Fat Fuck would eat the dried up grease from a BBQ grill
>>68765909
THIS THAI NOODLE BOWL WILL GIVE YOU A ONE-TWO PUNCH IN THE MOUTH WITH A GUIDE TO CENTERING YOURSELF AND COMES WITH A ONE WAY TICKET TO FLAVOR TOWN.
OFF THE CHAIN, BROSKI. OUTSTANDING. THIS DRY RUB IS RIDING A BULL WITH NO CHAPS AMIGO. *fist bumps* Mmmmmmmmm
Related
>>68765909
He catered my brother's graduation ceremony.I like his style.
DUDE I PUT BACON ON THIS BURGER, LOADS OF BACON AND PILE IT WITH CHEESE
WE MAKE THIS FRESH EVERY DAY
TRY IT
>>68765909
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XW_z75fIeIw
Is this really what Americans are like?
>>68767126
yes
>ywn travel to Southern Murrikka and have real BBQ
feels bad man, oh well at least i'm not fat
>>68767126
Absurdly and somehow, yes. I think they honestly believe the rest of the world is just meme people like them and they absolutely cannot handle that that is not the case. they have absolutely no idea how absurd they are to normal people.
>>68767598
There was an american girl on my course, she was the definition of a meme person. I thought it was just her but every one of her friends was actually worse but they had NO way of knowing that they were ridiculous, it's fucking insane.
>>68765909
>American """""critics"""""
THIS *plebian form of satisfaction* WAS HELLA FUCKIN EPIC DUDE
>>68767541
>>ywn travel to Southern Murrikka and have real BBQ
what's stopping you?
>>68767768
traveling to the south just to eat food is a fatass thing to do
>>68767800
are you a fatass? because being a fatass is a fatass thing to do. Traveling to experience something is not. Fatasses don't travel unless it's to the mcdonalds down the block.
>>68767924
not gonna waste tickets and money just to eat food
There is shit all to do in the South except visit creation museams
>>68767957
so you are a fatass, got it.
>>68767980
>don't want to travel to place just to stuff my face
>some internet neckbeard tells me I'm a fatass for not doing it
K bro, back to projecting another person
>>68767957
There's plenty of fun stuff to do in Atlanta.
Is his restaurant in Manhattan still open?
>>68765961
>FUCK YOU!
https://youtu.be/kZdr6E5tmik
The hairdresser is defiantly not invited to Flavortown
>>68767598
All groups of people are absurd to everyone else.
>>68768337
Kek. What's the story behind this
>>68765909
DURR BACON BURR DURR MORE BACON BURR DURR
>>68770533
They don't know. A """""""""""source"""""""""""" says it was just dudes being dudes.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0liuzvY1g8E
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=T59KAU9n5xI
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zHLJP6J-LaQ
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FHHp5cVQ5yw
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Q9L879lW5Jk
>>68767598
>implying elitist eurofags like yourself aren't meme people
>>68768299
As of last year, yes. My dad was there. Said it was crap.
>mfw all those quick cuts
There's never really a shot that lasts more than 5 seconds
Why does he always fist bump?
>>68765909
>tfw no one saved anything from the thread where we pitched a gritty Guy Fieri action movie
>>68772057
>Gritty Triple D action flick
I CAN'T FIND THE PORT IN MY PHONE TO STUFF MONEY INTO.
>>68766704
kek
>triple D
