The Elephant Man is the greatest film of all time
>>68752043
Yeah, sure.
>>68752043
innit
>favourite films are The Elephant Man and Kes
>watches a film a day
is he patrician?
It's a Karl is a shitposter episode
>>68752568
Based
>It's a Suzzane wants to marry Karl to cuck him of his money podcast
Saw him on a train once.
He's surprisingly tall. Also I kept staring at him because he's famous, and he start back at me. This went on for like 25 minutes.
>>68753381
I always thought he would be a manlet but he's like 6 foot or something?
>>68753559
I'm 6'0 and he was a bit taller than me.
>>68753381
>>68753559
He just looks short cause a lot of his promo images were him standing next to Steve. Which is probably why Ricky is sitting in all of them
is karl actually that retarded irl as he is on their podcast?
>>68753629
No, he's just weird. He's not at all incompetent that's for sure.
>>68753629
He's acting anon. He's actually hella smaht.
The eleeeephanttt maaaahhannnnnnnnn is-my favorite FILM...
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH Karl you're a maniac.
Karl Pilkington is a character he plays. Why is this so hard to grasp for people?
>tfw no Karl best friend to bants with every other month
Need to find a missus who is keen on doing fuckall as well...
>>68753381
was it on the train to manchester? did you challenge him to an arm wrestle?
>>68753948
Doubt theres a writer that could come up with this comedy gold week in week out and work for fucking xfm
>>68753948
>>68753712
>people actually believe this
>>68756630
Nah it was to Dover.
>>68756630
>You're muscley
>>68756630
kek
>it's a karl blows stephen the fuck out episode
>>68757853
>And do you worry that when you’re old you will be on your own?
HE'S DONE YOU AGAIN STEVE
>>68757853
I'd like to see a real picture of Susan.
>>68757937
>tfw we've seen Smerch's gf's titties
This feels weird
>>68757937
>comparing karl's long term partner to a whore trying to gain relevance by fucking someone with connections
>>68758324
Yeah, but at least the whore doesn't look like Dave Hill from Slade
>trying to watch fucking king kong 'ere
>>68757937
I used to work at XFM back in 99-07, this is her.
>tfw you realise the reason why karl compliments Suzanne is because she is one of the fat loads that he hates so much
>>68759473
Never compliments*
>>68759394
You're talking shit, play a record.
>>68756630
Best comment.
I also realised I've probably listened to the show too much because I immediately knew what you were referencing.
>>68759473
That's his agent.
>>68759394
confirmed not her, you're an idiot play a record.
>>68759672
Confirmed is her dipshit, I met her and if you look up her twitter, she posts about being with Karl
>>68759694
http://www.pilkipedia.co.uk/karl-pilkington-and-suzanne-not-pictured/
you're an idiot, play a record.
>>68759672
confirm by whom? some karl geocities fan page?
>>68756630
top kek
>>68759728
my mistake. it's been confirmed by an anonymous source on 4chan.
case closed.
Would you a Karl?
>>68759755
confirmed by the primary source pilkipedia.co.uk
>>68759775
>trannies, do we need em?
>its an orse in an ouse episode
How does this make you feel?
>>68759909
Like your photoshop skills need work
>>68759909
He looks good and he really liked it too, but Suzzane cucked him out of it by saying she didn't like it... she was defs worried Karl was going to slay pussy and since they're not married she has no hold on him.
>>68759940
Are you baiting me or just retarded?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gZeUxaw4Zgc
>turns out...
>...little monkey fella
>>68759961
yea it was funny to see him actually have a mini breakdown because he thought he would hate it.
>>68759961
Yeah he's actually pretty handsome with it, and that happy smile of his is adorable, Suzanne really didn't make him get rid of it did she? That's just cruel.
>>68759967
>that is the spit of how I used to look with hair
>>68759998
Is that what he said when he saw Finn take his helmet off in Star Wars?
>>68759967
>hair of a chinaman
>>68759967
>tfw Karl could have been Chad; Nice stubble, nice hair, over 6 foot
He honestly looks good like that, it brightens his face up a lot
>Turns out, he's a big guy for you
>>68760035
He said so on his facebook. Some fan even said 'I bet Suz was going to get Jealous' and Karl said she probably would.
>>68760106
kek
>>68760042
London?
The reason why
The reason why
The reason why I had to die
Did I bleed
The blood of greed?
What was my destiny?
>>68760138
I'm quoting what Karl says in the video.
And you'll NEEEEEVEEERRRR seeeee an old man Eaton MAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARS bar bar bar!
>>68760215
Doesn't look very Chinese to me then.
>>68760160
For God's sake, me belly ache
The doctor said it’s me kidney
He said he’s got to stick a tube up me knob
I said you got to be kidding me
For God' sake, knob ache.
>>68760235
By hair of a China Man he meant thin
>it doesn't matter. i'm not here next week, i'll tell you that. i've canned this in. alright? so if andrew's listening... someone else can be in next week.
>>68756796
why?
>its a Karl gets Mondays off and Ricky has a go about it episode
Whats your favourite rockbusters?
>Christ, de berg!
>Buy it ferry
>Deli meat tree
>>68752043
Thats a bit weird, innit
>>68759775
Just add 3% more mental illness and make them completely mental
>>68762229
>buy on ferry
>>68762229
>fill colon
>forehead hurts
>i'm a zoo loo
If Karl is 6' tall how come that's never mentioned anywhere and how come he doesn't look taller than most people in all his shows?
I think that's bullshit.
>you will never be able to go to sleep without listening to them again
It's been 3 years lads. Can basically recite every show word by word
>>68762816
He looks a bit taller than average in his shows , every interview he's had in the paper has mentioned him being surprisingly tall and steve comments on it from time to time.
Main reason no one cares is that steve is 6'7 which means no one cares about Karl being a bit tall.
>Port Moresby
>Where's that then
>It's.. uh... it's near where they filmed the prisoner
fucking hell shit like that is so funny
>>68762871
>tfw started listening to the podcasts and its not the same
><whatever name of girl he went to school with>
>yeah... she was... she was a popular one.... haha
>haha whats that mean?
>nah nothing, she was nice
is there anything im missing?
>XFM 2001-2005
>TRGS Seasons 1,2,3,5
>Podfather Parts 1-3
>Fame extras
>TRGS bonus disc
>NME fill in show
>radio 2 fill in show
>karl with russell brand 6 music
not counting TV
>>68763045
XFM when it was just ricky and steve
>>68763045
Gervais stand up
LMAO JKS DONT DO THIS
>>68763086
There's recordings of that?
and you neeeeeeevvvveeeeeeerrrrrr seeeeeee an OLD man eat A MAAAAAAAAaaaAAAAAaaAAAARRRRRRRRSSSSSSSSSSS BAR BAR BAR
>>68763086
i got them but they are kinda rubbish desu
>>68753948
>Ricky and Steve would waste such a good character on a tin-pot radio station
ah yes, very impressive
>"right, I'll tell ya right now Karl, if the robber takes the ski mask off and there's a monkey underneath, that's the end of monkey news"
>mfw it turns out to be even worse
>>68753948
His whole demeanor (i.e. practical-mindedness, distrust of new ideas, conservative outlook) is pretty typical for certain people from the area of england he's from.
Overall, he is only mildly eccentric and not that dumb.
The humour comes from Ricky and Steve constantly teasing that worldview out of him, and overplaying certain traits he has as "weird" or "bizarre".
Honestly, it isn't out there to believe Karl is a real person
TO COME BACK AROUND
Feeder there with Come Back Around my name is Ricky Gervais with me Steven Merchant (hello) and little... Karl... Pilkingtwat... (alri)
you're grumpy today Karl what's the matter
>other monkey comes in
>something was said
>>68763177
>Karl gets to keep the rights to the character and even gets to film shows and use him in interviews
COPYRIGHT INFRINGEMENT REEEEEEEEEEEEEE
Anyone would know he's not a character cause when he first drops in to XFM he's just plodding about helping them out
>the episode where they forcibly shove burgers into his mouth against his will for their own entertainment
I honestly felt kind of angered. It was like an extreme form of bullying.
>>68763223
They're rich toffs who don't even know what the average person/Karl experiences.
There's one time when Steves asking him about his education
>Did you goto university?
>No
>Did you goto school?
>Not really
>Did you finish school?
>No
>>68763285
Are there any recordings that don't cut out the songs? It'd double the filesize but it'd be nice to hear the music.
>>68763329
Yeah this episode is a bit hard to listen to because the bantz goes a little too far but fuck it , it's what friends do sometimes
One of the funniest intros for me is when Ricky goes
>So i've been squeezing his head so it's all red and when Karl walked past me he dropped boiling hot coffee on my knees , i'm wearing shorts and he just goes 'sorry.'
Best friend simulator desu
>>68763045
you got all the main ones.
karl made an appearance a couple of times when simon pegg and nick frost were on xfm.
there's also a couple of radio interviews they did when they were promoting an idiot abroad, like these:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-T031vGgkYw
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AcjIJwJLKms
nothing will ever top the XFM days though
>>68763389
I don't believe so, the ones I have don't include the songs and it's a shame because they're bangers
>>68763399
What's the one where Steve mentions coming into the XFM station before their show was on, and finds Karl and Ricky doing stupid shit?
>>68763313
he intentionally plays it up for good radio/tv. Some of the lines make it obvious, plus he repeats material from the radio show on the podcast and mixes some stories up in ways that wouldn't happen in real life if they had actually happened to him
>>68763376
Are they? Ricky was working class as fuck, dont know about Smerch though
>>68763389
Theres a playlist on Spotify
>>68763590
The podcasts are the mostly the radio show
>>68763313
He is a character. Someone as thick as Karl's character wouldn't subsequently get cast in an acting role as someone else, which Pilkington did in Derek.
>>68763109
Type Man Moth XFM into Youtube, it's all there.
>>68763610
>He attended Whitley Park Infants and Junior Schools, and received his secondary education at Ashmead Comprehensive School; after a spell as a gardener at the town's university, he moved on to University College London in 1980 where he studied biology then transferre to philosophy
i dunno that sounds pretty good, certainly not poor
>>68763633
I dont know who lied to you and said acting was difficult but its not. If you can read and remember to speak what you read you're more than qualified.
>>68763696
University education was free in Britain until the late nineties, so there are a lot of working class high-end university graduates here over the age of about forty.
>>68763588
Oh Steve comes in and finds ricky and karl playing football in the hallway then ricky and karl argue about ricky not being able to do some voice work and steve says you shoulda spoken about this earlier instead of playing footie
>>68763610
Yeah but ricky thinks he's an intellectual when really he's just a scummy dole abuser with a degree
>>68763313
The thing with Karl is , he's basically that wierd kid who was just normal enough to not be bullied but still wierd enough to constantly be drawn towards freaky shit.
If he had the internet as a kid he would no doubt he lurking /b/ and /x/ then coming into school telling you wierd stuff then coming over to your house to watch horror movies.
When it comes to his intelligence he's not really dumb either but he's clearly got no education which makes him more brash and blunt.
Chuck in him being gullible and you have Karl.
>>68762816
He looks like a giant when he goes to those 3rd world countries in his tv shows
>>68763696
ricky said him and Jane shared a 1 room flat during university and had 20 pounds every week after expenses
Here's a little throw back for you big guys
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vDwKJ_hxO5U
>>68763720
That's right, Karl is an act, thanks for agreeing with me.
post rare karls
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=afO0HfnvQDw
>>68763748
what about the high school? i got nfi whether thats rich or not. he could be lower class with a champagne education... which is enough to look down the nose at karl with his port moresby lifestyle
>>68763771
>>68762816
He's listed on IMDB as 1.83 M and he looks it too.
Although anon in here said he was 6 foot and Karl looked bigger than him on the train.
Ricky is a 5'6 manlet so just compare him and Karl and see if it adds up.
>It's a Karl goes to church cause they get to fuck around on friday and play games and eat sweets but then gets stalked by some churchie freak who wants him to come to church until they nearly have a car crash and Karl uses that as an excuse to never go back episode
>It's a Karl tries to sneak out because delivering papers is important but nearly kills himself episode
I love Karl
>>68763861
Anon may be a manlet and is overestimating his own height
>>68763760
>Oh Steve comes in and finds ricky and karl playing football in the hallway then ricky and karl argue about ricky not being able to do some voice work and steve says you shoulda spoken about this earlier instead of playing footie
Yeah, basically any time they start going on about how they don't like working at XFM, or ragging on XFM, had me in stitches
>>68763905
Possibly.
>>68763905
This probs
>>68763875
>its a karl gets stuck in the middle of a puddle episode
>its a horse in the house episode
>its a karl saw a ghost episode
>its a karl comments on suzanne's hair and she gets upset then slags off her fat arse episode
>>68763924
>pretty sure I threw that in the bin 6 months ago
>yeah aren't those your old bacon rinds?
tip top kek
>>68763950
>it's a Karl's dad puts a Forrest Gump in a wheelie bin episode
>>68763830
Here's an ultra rare you can look at but don't save without asking me.
>That gangly as fuck lanklet Steve
>its a Karl dumps a girl with a bone marrow problem because she might die soon and he doesn't wanna waste the money on her
>>68763834
Comprehensives are state schools.
>It's a Steve outs himself as a pleb casual by hating on LOTR and saying it's rubbish episode.
>>68763633
it was ricky's show you dick, that's why he got a role, how hard is this to comprehend for you? ricky's been obsessed with getting karl famous, and it's not the first time he's got karl involved in an acting role either. play a record.
What private trackers are the xfm shows on? Don't like downloading from TPB or anything anymore.
Found all the podcasts on MAM but can't find xfm 1 - 4 ;__;
>>68764316
>private trackers
nobody's going to bother uploading it when it's so easy to find on public trackers
>>68763830
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CSbji57Herc
this ones uncommon
>>68764121
Everyone I've ever come across who believes Karl's character is real has, without exception, been as thick as that character.
>>68764429
Public trackers are yucky though. Finna grab then upload to MAM because i'm nice though
>>68764477
maybe that says something about the people you hang around with.
sorry, to break it to you.
FUCK
This is why I don't use public trackers
Anyone got a mega link or something please?
>>68764538
kek
>>68764538
>thinking the listed S/L is accurate
>>68764538
https://kat.cr/the-ricky-gervais-show-xfm-years-series-1-4-including-pre-t2611990.html
>>68764587
>https://kat.cr/the-ricky-gervais-show-xfm-years-series-1-4-including-pre-t2611990.html
Thanks. Will make sure to upload these to MAM so they can be better preserved
>>68764538
it's not accurate fàm
I've downloaded shit off TPB with apparently 1 seed and it's been fast as fuck
>>68764444
>tfw they made so few ive seen most of em just through my obsession back in 2006-2008 and the rest as they've slowly thinned out
They need to get the band back together. I think Ricky and Steve arent too far from fizzling out. A few years should go by, they'll get bored sitting around at home and we'll get more shows.
>>68764702
Must be someone hosting it on a seedbox
>>68764754
Its probably Ricky holding out. I can imagine him asking for more than 33%.
He just went on Fallon saying hes returning to stand up for the first time in 6 years. Pls no Ricky.
>>68764824
oh god. it's not gonna be good.
the tic tac incident
>>68764824
>>68764859
The gang would be ideal but Id still love another standup from Ricky.
Ive never grown to hate him completely despite the pedantic shit he spews about his pet topics.
>>68764929
He grated on me when he did the comedians roundtable and tried explaing to Seinfeld Rock and CK what standup was (with less than like a years experience)
Chris Rock made fun of him but the other 2 placated his ego
are there any podcasts out there that are as comfy or funny as the XFM radio shows?
the only thing ive liked enough to listen to on a regular basis is bill burr's MM podcasts.
>>68765087
the patrice and louis ck centric opie and anthony torrents are cool if you like them
>>68764967
Watching him nervously try to disagree with some of the most prolific stand up comedians ever was awkward as shit. You could just feel the discomfort coming off him in waves while everyone else was confident.
>>68765152
The only truly comfy O&A is the Nopie series. Opie ruins O&A, and when he's gone the conversation flows freely and the laughs hit a lot more often.
Happy slapped by a jellyfish - A book by Karl Pilkington
Reading it now, it's funny enough. Everything is read in Karls voice.
>>68765087
GFW radio
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BKLCheLWZLU
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ohu3-0YbzDo
>>68762229
Detrout spinners
Wetknee Houston
>>68762816
re-watch an idiot abroad
>>68753948
He's real there's a lot of people like him out there but its obvious that he started to play it up more and more to give the people what they want probably based of Rickey and Steve's reactions in the podcast
>>68759967
did Suzanne really make him get rid off it just look at how happy he is how could someone be so cruel
>BOICE YOOUUUUFAKINCUNNNNNNNN
>UNCLE ALBERTS FACKKKINSHITHIMMSELFFFF
>RODNEYYYOULITTLEWANKEERR
The only thing that makes me feel like Karl might be putting it on is how he always sounds uncomfortable when he laughs on air. Like he knows he's breaking character and really doesn't want to be.
I've listened to the shows so much recently cause I've had surgery on my balls.
I love it to bits but I wish Ricky took his job a bit more seriously. He's also a real dick to Karl. Listening to season 1 because Ricky is much nicer is those episodes where season 2 is GOAT But gervais is a cunny
>>68769636
>surgery on my balls
elaborate fàm
>>68763389
if you get the torrent, there are like 5 random ones that have everything
it's a really nice listen
>>68769768
My balls where big because they were filled with fluid so a doctor fixed them up.
Right now my testicle is stitched to the side of my ball bag and it fucking hurts.
Testicular hydrocele is the condition, I've had it in both testies, this time around hurt 10x more
>>68769850
Yea the early ones in season 1 but honestly the Xfm style music is probably pretty lame compared to gervais an merchants picks
>>68763696
Whitley's quite a poor area. Uni was free back then.
>>68763329
Ricky went back and listened to that episode. He mentions it on the the show how it's really hard to listen to
>>68763376
>TFW when Karl found out he only got an E in his GCSEs and sounded really upset over it
First time ive felt sorry for the poor guy
>>68771422
The irony is he earns more than most with degrees.
>>68752568
>not going on Reddit
>shitposter
Okay anon
>>68763329
That shit when he was at Mcdonalds was the funniest shit ever.
>Getting paid to go to mcdonalds
>MFW he says how much the burgers were back then
Im 24 and i dont remember burgers being that cheap
>>68753325
The pic on the left is handsome af
Ricky fucking wishes he was that buff
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>>68762816
Because most people don't really give as much of a shit about their height. You've been on this site too long.
>>68763760
>dole abuser
They made squillions out of The Office royalties alone.
>>68756796
>I can't have Chinese food
>I'm not allowed
>>68762229
No Birds allowed
...
Ban Gulls
