Excuse me sir, but I suspect you've snuck some food into the theater. Empty your pockets.
>empties bladder
I thought only niggers worked here?
>>68747882
That's just my falcon
>>68748111
is it properly registered...?
>>68748163
As long as you don't eat it...Then you're fine.
Lower my head in shame as I take my crab legs out of my pocket.
>>68747882
AM I BEING DETAINED?
>>68748269
GET ON THE FUCKING GROUND!
I have a doctor's note for these crab legs.
>>68747882
That's pretty much a child, wouldn't you just ignore him?
>>68747882
FALCON, ATTACK!
Ill rape you if you dont leaveme alone
I just brought my McLegs! I called ahead to confirm it was okay!
>>68748793
You're coming with me
>>68748916
What if I offer you the subpar BK Leg meal? I brought it just in case I wanted some variety
I have brought a box of Nerds from the Dollar Tree into the theater with me every time I've gone for the past 3 years.
>mfw I only eat them during loud parts of the movie so I don't distract or annoy anyone
I have brought a ziplock baggie full of negro semen from my university's basketball team into the theater with me every time I've gone for the past 3 years.
>mfw I only eat it during the quiet parts of the movies so everyone hears the sloshing and slurping
I have brought a bag full of popcorn from the concession stand into the theater with me every time I've gone for the past 3 years.
>mfw I don't eat it
