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What would you do if you were the last living descendant of Jesus Christ?
maybe give a sermon on the block
>>68743091
I'd Pestpost tbfh
sell my sperm to psychotic christian women who would sell everything they own for an injection of jesus juice.
I would be upset that I was a little jewish
>>68743091
Is this film any good
only a 6.5 on imdb
>>68743314
kek
>>68743322
nah
>>68743322
it's good, not great
>>68743322
Only if you enjoy Tom Hanks making an orgasm face every time he says DaVinci
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>>68743436
The fuck you talking about
It is great if you like history
>mfw I found out Leonardo Da Vinci was a real person
>>68743732
>It is great if you like history
i see what you did there
>>68743182
This. Genghis Khan yourself into the gene pool but with sperm selling instead of rape.
any other good conspiracy theory movies?
>>68743322
I loved it personally, also loved the second movie. Lots of people think its meh but I would definitely recommend this movie
>>68745899
The Vinchi code 2
>>68743091
In DaVinci Code lore, does Jesus had superpowers? Or he was just a regular folk?
>>68745999
Re-oNardo'd
probably smoke weed and toil in brilliant obscurity like I already am
I feel more like a human proto-type than anything, certainly not the son of jesus.
>>68743322
it's terrible. it's got everything that's bad about the book (which is a lot) without the any of what made the book compulsively readable
>>68746001
Regular folk
>>68743322
Regular as fuck, watch it if you dont have anything else to do, maybe a little drunk or high
>>68745921
I wouldn't say meh. It's literally the worst movie I've ever seen in the theater.
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>>68743479
The fuck
Is the Da Vinci code like marmite or something?
I loved it
>>68746028
>human proto-type
Like a Homo habilis? Or what the fuck are you talkin about nigga?
>>68743091
Saw this shit a while ago, how did they confirm that she was the last living descendant? cant remember
>>68746322
Family tree kind of thing
Jesus leaving Mary Magdalene pregnant while he was being crucified
>>68746443
Yes, I get that, but I mean, did they used DNA tests or some shit like that? how the fuck did they had the balls to say: this french woman is the descendent of the so-called son of God?
>>68743322
It's somewhere between 'meh' and 'eh'
>>68746594
It's this whole 'priory of sion' that's been protecting his bloodline since his crucifixion
The film didn't end with her being shown to the world as Jesus or anything, it ended with just her and a few others knowing
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Jesus a cute
>>68747062
>tfw Amélie is the descendent of Jesus Christ
>>68743091
This was the first film that made me say to myself "wow, Forrest Gump is now old"
And this film was released, like, 20 years ago
>>68747207
10 years
2006
I read A&D before TDVC
>>68743322
fuck all those people saying no or it was meh. I fucking loved it. great mystery film and amazing soundtrack.
also, fucking every body has seen this film. I would love to know what those fuckers saying no would tell you to watch instead. I have seen most shit, ( popular shit like top 500 imdb ), so you would get me if you said like those obscure foreign films
It's a really good movie. Not great in any sense of the word but good
And Audrey Tautou is adorable
>>68747321
>A&D film
>tfw the junkie-jedi falls from the helicopter above the Vatican
I couldnt stop laughing
>>68747390
>forgeting about I Love You Phillip Morris
junkie homo jedi
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Ian Mckellen was great in this
>>68747473
He is always great, but I thought this plot twist was pretty obvious
Anyone else wish they whole film was just them talking about the history?
Annoying when it was interrupted by the albino cunt
>>68743091
Open a winery.
>>68747580
But man, that is history, there is always a white cunt fucking everything
>>68747722
If Jesus wasn't a virgin then he wasn't a wizard and that's all heresy.
>>68747756
>implying left and right wings are a real thing
Im not blaming white people about everything, there is no need to be rad
interesting fact:
you are a direct genealogical descendant of everyone alive in 33 AD including Jesus
>ywn be a knight of Magdalene
>>68747808
>jesus
>a wizard
shut the fuck up, he was a shaman
>>68743091
Drugs, hookers and all that shit.
Live the life, baby...
GOAT soundtrack
Before Zimmer went all BBBRRRMMM
>yfw Opus Dei is real
>>68743091
The chick was a total qt. I normally hate french accents but hers had my head spinning
>>68747294
2006 was 20 years ago m8
>>68747894
What about people who had no children? Checkmate fuckface
