>main character's name is Jack
>>68734647
>main character's last name is shepherd
>>68734647
Is due to phrases: "Everyman Jack" and "Jack of all trades, master of none."
Jack basically acts as mental blank to self insert into.
>main character's name is John
>he has military experience
>>68734647
main OP's name is Faggot
>>68734647
>character has a name
>>68735367
John Wick?
>>68735477
John Doe.
>>68734647
slow claps
steps out of the shadows
Heh... not bad, kid. Not bad at all. Your meme, I mean. It's not bad. A good first attempt. It's plenty dank... I can tell it's got some thought behind it... lots of quotable material... But memeing isn't all sunshine and rainbows, kid. You're skilled... that much I can tell. But do you have what it takes to be a Memester? To join those esteemed meme ranks? To call yourself a member of the Ruseman's Corps? Memeing takes talent, that much is true. But more than that it takes heart. The world-class Memesters - I mean the big guys, like Big Guy 4U and Billy Bats - they're out there day and night, burning the midnight meme-oil, working tirelessly to craft that next big meme. And you know what, kid? 99 times out of a hundred, that new meme fails. Someone dismisses it as bait, or says it's "tryhard," or ignores it as they copy/paste the latest shitpost copypasta dreamt up by those sorry excuses for cut-rate memers over at reddit. The Meme Game is rough, kid, and I don't just mean the one you just lost :). It's a rough business, and for every artisan meme you craft in your meme bakery, some cocksucker at 9gag has a picture of a duck or some shit that a million different Johnny No-Names will attach a million different captions to. Chin up, kid. Don't get all mopey on me. You've got skill. You've got talent. You just need to show your drive.
See you on the boards...
>>68734647
main character's name is not CIA
>main characters name is the same as yours
>I have yet to watch anything where this is the case
>>68735609
Cheer up, Ja'Crispee.
>main character is the first of something.
>named adam or eve.
>>68735645
Actually, I have one of the whitest names ever
I just don't see it in media, but then again I don't watch a lot of films with knights or anything
>>68736050
I'm a Steve. I'm always the unhip, mid-40's dad-type who is balding and relies heavily on his wife to take care of the family and is obsessed with his lawn Steeeeeeeeeve....
>>68736128
Shut up Steve the grass is getting long again
>Insert myself into pathethic lonely character
>Character gets laid
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
>Main character's name is Cash Flag
>>68735535
Don't post this pasta too much
it loses its flavour
>>68736487
>frogposter regression
It's supposed to mean there's still a chance for you. No idea how if you're this much of a little shit, but it's there
>>68736128
John/"Jack" here. Share my name with some absolutely based characters.
