>Sand snakes kill your daughter with poison when you just left the bay
>Don't sail right the fuck back and go tell on them to a king that needs just one more reason before he will cut their heads off.
>Implying he isn't still completely terrified of their skills.
>the entire Dorne subplot
>Sand Snakes
VS
>Ramsay with TWO Good Men
who wins
>>68732561
their acting skills are pretty terrifying
>>68732865
Ramsay, not even a competition.
>>68732865
Considering how 20 good men fucked an entire army? Even one good man would be enough,
2 men with 3 hands versus all of Dorne
>>68732865
Does Ramsey also get to bring his best hounds?
>>68733244
>he don't know about spanish Tercios and their night incursions
>>68732443
The problem is that Jamie can't put two and two together
>>68732865
You can't kill women in the show at this point, certainly not in a proper fight. They are just too strong when they aren't kept in check by a patriarchy like the one we're having in our world.
>>68732443
>killing strong womyn
>in modern GoT
Not going to happen.
Brienne has literal feminist plot armor, she will never die, despite the show claiming "Everybody Dies"
>>68734436
only stupid people die in GoT
>>68733660
You mean his teleporting hounds?
>>68734532
Oh, c'mon, muh honour and muh loyalty killed Ned faster than you can say "Winter".
Granted he was played by le dying man but still.
>>68734436
But Brienne is an actual good character.
>>68735413
?
are you saying Ned wasn't stupid?
Ned was stupid
BAAD PUSSAY
>>68737051
Yes exactly as stupid as Brienne is being, is what I mean, ergo she should die.
>>68734638
Yeah, he wasnt that far from the harbor. Hell, he should've just taken her back for medical attention
Doesn't make much sense
>>68738501
i didn't watch the new episode, is rowing man in it?
>>68732865
a couple of his (good) best men just got rekt by Brienne last episode because of muh womyn power, so I don't think he has any chance against the sand snakes.
>>68741027
Brienne is the most powerful being in the universe though.
>>68739177
Davos said to keep the land on the left side and Dragonstone is a fucking island, so he is probaly still rowing around it.
>>68732443
>snakes
>poison
triggered
>>68732443
How the fuck did cersea get out if that prison and whe the fuck didmarcella die? I feel like I already missed parts of the episode but already could fill in the blanks myself so I'm not as mad as I feel I should be
>>68741027
no, the hounds were the best this time, men were mediocre hell they even teleported back to report in
>>68734436
But the books finish up with her plot going literally nowhere and she's Ina super bad spot and basically dead
>>68732443
Jaime is a beta cuck
>>68735927
Not in the show she's not.
>>68741587
shut the fuck up you insufferable cunt
>>68732443
Maybe they were all busy singing "Come Sail Away" and you know once that starts, you have to keep sailing.
Fuck the writers. I don't care. Show's a joke. It's all about stupid quips now, modern language (bad pussy the fuck?) and SJW bullshit. There is no Game of Thrones in it anymore.
>>68734436
No, Brienne has actual armor. And a sword. And more combat experience than your entire lineage. Sorry to rain on your fedora but ever with -4 str she could still fold you like superman on laundry day.
>>68742869
The show doesn't follow the books. All her dying in the books does is free up D&D to use her any way they see fit. Have a scene where a man saves the day? He's going to be replaced by Brienne. Have a particularly evil baddie that feminists hate because he's a white male? He'll get killed by Brienne. Except Ramsay. He's great because even though he's a white male at least he tortures and cuts off the peni of other white males.
