What happens if somebody breaks the glass table while Captain America is pulling on the hammer?
>Hammerposting
Is this a new meme?
*GLASS BREAKS*
reeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee
it falls on the ground and teh ground becomes the new Thor
>>68730224
the hammer moves with the earth rotation, does that mean the earth is worthy?
>>68730378
Well, yeah. Thor's mom is Gaea, after all.
>>68730224
It falls to the ground like cap isn't even holding it.
Its still obeys physics, just not where the unworthy are involved.
>>68730279
>Is this a new meme?
You are the cancer that destroyed this place and is now proceeding to destroy humanity. Everything you touch, is shit. YOU are shit. Everything you will ever amount to, everybody you will ever know and everything you will ever do, will be shit.
You rob everything of its integrity and you spew your "buzzwords" as though they're gospel. You brag about accomplishments that aren't yours to what passes for your "friends" and they reward you with empty applause. Empty. Like everything else in your life. You have never possessed one ounce of dignity, honor or self-respect. Others do not respect you. In all likelihood they will NEVER respect you.
I do not wish death upon the likes of you. I do not wish for you to end your vapid, hollow existence. Instead, I revel in the knowledge that, with each year that passes, you will descend more and more into the despair and depression that will inevitably follow your teenagehood. I wish I could be there to see the look on your face as the revelation hit you. The revelation that you are nothing and always have BEEN nothing. I wish I could be there to tell you, "I told you so" with a wry smile on my face.
That this will never happen, is my only regret. Enjoy what passes for your life, child, because in a few years when adulthood hits you with full-force, you will not even be REMOTELY prepared for it.
>>68730510
But he is holding it.
Nothing falls when something is holding on it.
it gets pulled to it.
Why would the hammer be pulled to the ground?
>>68730527
>You are the cancer that destroyed this place and is now proceeding to destroy humanity. Everything you touch, is shit. YOU are shit. Everything you will ever amount to, everybody you will ever know and everything you will ever do, will be shit.
>You rob everything of its integrity and you spew your "buzzwords" as though they're gospel. You brag about accomplishments that aren't yours to what passes for your "friends" and they reward you with empty applause. Empty. Like everything else in your life. You have never possessed one ounce of dignity, honor or self-respect. Others do not respect you. In all likelihood they will NEVER respect you.
>I do not wish death upon the likes of you. I do not wish for you to end your vapid, hollow existence. Instead, I revel in the knowledge that, with each year that passes, you will descend more and more into the despair and depression that will inevitably follow your teenagehood. I wish I could be there to see the look on your face as the revelation hit you. The revelation that you are nothing and always have BEEN nothing. I wish I could be there to tell you, "I told you so" with a wry smile on my face.
>That this will never happen, is my only regret. Enjoy what passes for your life, child, because in a few years when adulthood hits you with full-force, you will not even be REMOTELY prepared for it.
What did he mean by this?
>>68730725
>Nothing falls when something is holding on it.
What the fuck are you on about retard
>>68730527
to be fair, they aren't new. People have been walking around mindlessly quoting "funny" lines from movies for as long as movies have had dialogue. Its just now, thanks to the internet making all those people visible, their collective actions have a name.
>>68730725
>Why would the hammer be pulled to the ground?
Because the hammer is obviously smarter than you.
>no one other than Thor and Cap can move it
>a table from fucking ikea can support it
>if you lift the table while the hammer is on it it will probably move since it can move in space if it's resting on a physical object (see how it was on the moving airplane in the first Avengers movie)
>marvelfags buy into this retarded bullshit
