>5′ 6″
And we're supposed to believe this guy is threatening?
>>68728990
Bane?
>>68728990
he used to rob banks
>>68729722
Must be hard robbing banks when you cant reach up to the counter
>>68728990
Mexicans are short as fuck dude. This guy is pretty tall all things considered.
>>68728990
I wonder what he looked like when he was younger.
>>68728990
If you like getting into fights with guys who look like that, enjoy it while it you can. It won't be a long journey.
>While Trejo was working as a youth drug counselor, a teenage patient asked for his assistance dealing with cocaine problems on the set of Runaway Train (1985).
>While there, Trejo was offered a job as an extra in the film's prison scenes. Edward Bunker, himself a former convict and well-respected crime author who was writing the screenplay for the film, recognized Trejo, with whom he had done time at San Quentin.
>Bunker, remembering Trejo's boxing skills, offered him $320 per day to train ERIC ROBERTS, one of the movie's stars, for a boxing scene
No Way
He can fuck your shit up
>Come on essay, come at me!
First sub-boss, he's a little intimidating until you kick his ass.
>>68731501
Six Degrees of Eric Roberts
>>68729095
He robbed....A.... bank...as in once
Is it possible to play anything but a villain or anti-hero, for someone in Hollywood with a face like that?
>>68730405
Pretty much the same
Is he an annoying chicano like George Lopez, or is he a pretty cool guy?
>>68732044
You mean like uncle Rico?
Perhaps Mexican criminality can be explained by anger over manlet status?
>>68732109
Anyone is a pretty cool guy when compared to George Lopez.
>>68728990
I CUT YOU UP ESE
>>68732190
Aztecs were cruel motherfuckers
>>68731846
>that filename
What
>>68732318
Their noble cultural practices live on.
>>68732243
>>68732243
no one said it was "hate speech" dipshit
If someone photoshopped JUST hair onto you and had a picture of someone carrying your severed head you'd probably say "fuck you" too
>>68732423
No, I wouldn't, because I'm not a child and I can choose to not react to obviously inflammatory shit of that nature. Carlos Mencia is such a dipshit
Wasn't he a ganger before he became a movie star?
>>68732423
George Lopez is a crybaby criminal apologist who deserves to be endlessly ridiculed.
https://archive.is/w5PMe
>Same height
Fuck, why was I born with both Mexican and Guatemalan genes? Horrible combination for stature.
>>68732636
5'6 is actually pretty good for Mexicans. I'm Mexican too and I am tallest in my family.
>>68732190
It's their culture. Mexicans are known savages, They sell stuff like this on every newspaper stand, what is /b/ rekt tier stuff for most cultures for mexicans is like reading comics, their b-movies are about howbased narcos are like tne camioneta negra, for them the "outlaws" forajidos are like the founding fathers, for fucks sake mexicans worship death.
>>68733408
Not surprising since all throughout Mexican history Mexicans had constant warfare from Pre-Columbus to present day.
>>68733408
True.
>he's scared of heights
>>68733408
heard an interview about irl nightcrawlers in SoCal when the movie came out and they said they actually make all their money from selling to mexican news stations who didn't give a fuck about gore censorship and watersheds etc as opposed to local Californian ones
Mexicans eat that shit up by all accounts
>>68730062
Eh, I'm 5'11 ft tall and that's just a few inches taller than average in my state.Still a fucking manlet though ;_;
>>68728990
most of mexico is manlet status, but i'll get fucked by a donkey before you catch me taking a stroll through juarez.
>>68735197
you're not really 5'11" if you ever feel like a manlet at that height. Probably 5'9" and don't even know it.
>>68728990
finding him threatening is racist it´s like saying oh look a nigger im scared can he go away
I'm no tough guy but I've been in group homes and down in the hood and I'll tell you first hand the short ones are the most dangerous. Big dudes wont fuck with you unless you're a clown but the little ones will swing in a second. It's incredible how one can apply impotence.
>>68733408
Hello, Trump
>>68735454
I mean, by international standards. I don't feel like one HERE, but if I go to the US? King of manlets...Unless you fuckers have been lying to me about heights
>>68735885
pretty much, but it's a universal thing. Plenty of guys overestimate their height. Someone claims 6'1"? Chances are they are 5'11".
I'm always reminded of this whenever I think of this guy.
https://youtu.be/MRBYSqCSnr4
>>68732044
what is that belt for
>>68732636
>>68732748
>both parents mexican
>tfw 6'3"
My uncle is 6'7"
>>68734820
me on the left t b h
>>68737384
post feet
>>68734820
me on the right
>>68730062
Average in mexico is actually 5 foot 8, yeah we're short but in order for him to be tallthe countries' average would have to be like 5 foot 4, I don't think there's a country that short.
>>68737285
Your """""""uncle"""""""" is your real dad
How tall are dogs?
Case closed.
>>68737655
I was expecting it and still laughed. Didn't even mention he's my mom's half-brother.
>>68728990
Obviously you did and that is why you made this thread, in order to show everyone how not threatened you are of him.
>>68737191
Hernia belt, to keep your insides from busting through the muscle wall of your abs or to prevent a herniated disc in your back, but that one looks more like it is for back support.
>>68737771
>he's my mom's half-brother.
That would explain why you're here
>>68728990
hes a small guy
Mfw I'm as tall as him what should I do
>>68728990
>le angry mexican
>>68739852
start the beta uprising
>>68739852
learn not to care
>>68740658
Those would get so fucking tangled
>>68740658
Been trying to do this I'm actually pretty handsome not as handsome as Radcliff but enough to get short qt's ...
>>68740658
so much fucking dog shit...
>>68740658
>suddenly, a cat
>>68742318
kek
>>68728990
You wouldn't say that irl, height doesn't mean shit when you half his weight and tall people stay very thin for the most part. It's like fighting a cotton rag.
>>68733408
Lel, I have lived in Mexico for 12 year's, and it's nothing like this, the jew media has brainwashed you really good.
>>68740658
>Harry Potter And The Order Of The Phoenix star Daniel Radcliffe enjoyed annoying the paparazzi during his recent stint on the London stage - for six months he deliberately wore the same clothes when leaving the theatre so photographs would be worthless. The 17-year-old was greeted by photographers each night outside the Gielgud Theatre during his stint in controversial West End play Equus, where the teenage actor disrobed onstage every night. Radcliffe quickly realized newspaper and magazine editors wouldn't publish photos of him wearing the same outfit night after night, because it would look like the pictures were taken on the same day. He says, "They (the paparazzi) were outside the theatre every single night, but we came up with a cunning ruse. I would wear the same outfit every time - a different T-shirt underneath, but I'd wear the same jacket and zip it up so they couldn't see what I was wearing underneath, and the same hat. So they could take pictures for six months, but it would look like the same day, so they (photos) became unpublishable. Which was hilarious, because there's nothing better than seeing paparazzi getting really frustrated."
based
>all this hate on based danny trejo
>>68728990
Danny Trejo is the nicest guy in the business. Was a real pleasure getting to meet him when Machete was filming in Austin. You don't even care that you're looking down at him, his presence is huge.
>>68737771
>>68738076
>land of plenty, land of fun
>>68740658
elijah wood?
>tfw i've met this guy in person and he's the exact same size
![z1rGBn0[1].png](https://i.imgur.com/IxYPSWt.png "z1rGBn0[1].png")
>it's a /tv/ is insecure about height episode
>>68728990
Why did you make a stupid thread about a nice person? I find him endearing and an example to follow, also his movies are fun.
>>68737191
keeps your guts from exploding out of your stomach wall
>>68740658
He just does not give any fucks at all.
Radcliffe is fucking based. I hope they cast him as Goodsir in the upcoming The Terror adaptation.
He'd be perfect for the role.
OP is probably a manlet, but even if he isn't, Trejo is based. He also used to rob banks and is probably more dangerous as an old man than OP ever has been in his entire life.
>>68728990
Some short guys are tough as fuck.
It's all about the look in their eyes. Plus short guys have leverage and can easily wreck a stronger taller dude.
NWA- "size don't mean shit, he's from the old school fool"
>71 years old
what the fuck, I thought he was in his late 50's.
>>68747512
I've had similar realization with this guy
>>68728990
He was a boxing champ in prison
>>68728990
Mexicans with short man syndrome are dangerous as fuck. Ever heard of El Chapo? Do you know what that translates to?
>>68732423
YOU FUCKING SCUM SHIT NIGGER YOU'RE THE PROBLEM FUCKING KILL YOURSELF YOU PIECE OF SHIT JUST GET THE FUCK OUT IN WHATEVER WAY YOU CAN YOU FUCKING FAGGOT.
I always thought he was tall as fuck in movies
>>68740658
poor doggers look tangled up
>>68731501
Eric Roberts is so fucking based.
>>68743331
Yeah pretty based.
>>68742810
My uncle blew his brains out in some little pueblo and his popped dome was front page news...its a thing
>>68728990
His face looks like a dried up leather bag, that isn't threatening?
You don't get that way without leading a tough life, imagining it and living it are two different things fuccboi.
>>68737285
I'm 5'9" and tallest in my family and extended family lmao. Now that I think about it. Pretty sad haha
>>68729095
Why do lanklets always have such malformed facial aesthetics?
>>68736706
You need the 4 B's to make a great kino:
>Bane
>Big Guy
>Batman
What's the fourth B /tv/?
>>68740658
>>68740658
If by "not care" you mean "drink the pain away". He was an alcoholic at like 19 years old
>>68728990
Dude could probably kill you with one hand behind his back
>>68733408
Central American Beaner here.
Its true for us too, I remember growing up in Honduras our tv would show mutilated bodies and murder scenes nightly. They even had the audacity to go to accident scenes and interview the victims WHILE STILL IN THEIR VEHICLE about what caused the crash. (They would get there before the ambulance cuz third world)
>>68749568
he's transgender you insensitive shit.
>>68740658
>not to care
HEEEY EVERYONE LOOK HOW I DON'T CARE, I'M JUST CAUSALLY TAKING MY 5600 DOGS FOR A WALK, LOOK HOW CASUAL I LOOK, IT'S BECAUSE I DON'T CARE OK! I DON'T CARE
>>68748426
"Big guy"
>>68749745
>he has never been a dog walker
wow, how does it feel to not even have the work ethic of a child star who was served everything on a silver platter?
pathetic.
>>68749866
>he has never been a dog walker
Yeah I sometimes take my dog for a walk, mostly on Saturdays because I've gotten a good sleep and my hair's all shaggy and I haven't shaved
>tight tee and jacket
Bitches mire and literally get wet
>>68731846
>filename
>>68740658
>>68741892
>>68742072
>>68742224
>>68742318
>>68743331
>>68746521
>>68747240
>>68749149
>>68749585
>>68749745
This is from a scene in Trainwreck where he's playing an actor in a black and white art film.
>>68735197
I love how much stuff short people look up, like average height in their state or country or average age people stop growing. Its surprisingly consistent, but at least you own up to it man, thats what counts
Someone post Don Roach
>>68749991
Kill yourself lmao
>>68728990
Everyone on TV/in movies is a manlet. Very disappointing.
>>68728990
You don't live in the 818 so maybe you don't know or this is b8 but Danny used to be an enforcer for the Mexican mafia and legit killed people when he was younger (liquified in plastic barrel status.) Even the ex-cons around here will talk about it if it's brought up. It's one of those things that everyone knows about but no one talks about openly. That being said he's totally reformed now and a great dude.
>>68731501
what the fuck
Why are manlets so dangerous compared to every other sized gent?
>>68730758
>>68737867
>>68742605
>>68747354
Manlet-IDF in full force today
5'6" is basically a woman. The only reason to fear a manlet is if they had a weapon or friends. Anyone can look threatening with a gun.
>>68733408
Way to paint with a broad brush m80
>>68752297
>pls don't be mean
>>68732044
>that Pacqaio haircut
kek'd
>>68753747
I think it's more that people underestimate us (there's literally no point in lying on the internet.)
In my opinion it's pretty foolish to assume you could beat a guy solely on the fact you are a little taller than him. Statistically you have the edge but do you really want to gamble on him actually being a psychopath who has been beating up people who thought they could take him for years.
Don't get me wrong, even if I was taller I'd still be pathetic but some of the scariest men I've met have been quite short. You're a moron if you only judge by height.
>>68749568
excess hgh fucks up bone structure
>>68749568
Natural selection
you get to fuck women by either being attractive or tall, or both.
>>68749569
Bravo (Nolan)
>>68731501
thats tight. that movie is dope 2 but no one has seen it apparently
>>68728990
are you serious?
A champion boxer who has been in and out if prisons in mexico for armed robbery and spent time in san quentin?
I bet you shit a brick if a black guy says hello to you
>>68733408
>for fucks sake mexicans worship death.
I guess that's why the underground metal scene in my city is like 80% hispanic
>>68758171
Runaway Train is amazing
I always wonder what kind of Tango and Cash would have been -- if Konchalovsky wasn't removed out of cutting room and wasn't reedited and reshot into what it became
>>68728990
The sniper with the highest kill count ever is 5'3, not that I'm defending manlets, I'm 6'1
>>68737771
>half-brother
>full-lover
>>68728990
>trying to trashtalk Danny
