>mfw a woman tries to be funny
>>68722880
Almost as cringe worthy as you trying to be funny
>>68722880
>DUDE MY VAGINA LMAO
>DUDE WHITE WINE LMAO
>DUDE BIG BLACK DICKS LMAO
>AMIRITE LADIES
>sarah silverman
>>68722880
>about as funny as a root canal
>uglier than sin
>got ahead in the industry thanks to nothing but nepotism
>Social justice mouthpiece
>man hater
>advocate of censorship and political correctness
>unironically uses the phrase "wrong/right side of history"
Oh, how I loathe This bitch
>>68722880
women are only funny when they are young and fertile, and the only reason why we find them funny is because we want to fuck them.
women are not funny.
She dressed as Hitler and couldn't even be funny.
Any decent male comedian would make this comedy gold, but of course they would never get away with it.
Fuck I hate this cunt.
>mfw an attractive chick acts like she's ugly
post naked pic of her
Nothing is funnier than /tv/
I fucking love this place, then again I can't leave so maybe it's stockholm syndrome
>>68723886
>post naked pic of her
Please don't.
I've had the misfortune of viewing them before.
I could still see that shit when I closed my eyes for the next two days
>>68723226
>doesn't even do a german accent
>costume looks like it was bought from a halloween store for $30
>literally no jokes, just "lol irony"
>>68723226
>jew dresses as hitler
She should dress as Netanyahu and make fun of that genocidal dumbass, but we all know that women love low hanging fruit
>fucks it up even still
No surprise there either. Women are bad at most things.
>>68723124
>ugly
No.
>man hater
Nah.
>>68724639
Look at her nude pics. She mastered the art of make up, and having all kind of crap under her clothes to make her look good, even though she's extremely ugly
>>68722880
>mfw women try to improvise
>>68722880
Do you think "I'm jewish" will land you most any comedy jobs even if you're not that funny?
>>68726001
That phrase will land you many jobs - not just comedy ones.
>>68726001
Look at Adam Sandler/Seth Rogan/Jonah Hill's career and then asnwer that question yourself :)
>>68724697
>Look at her nude pics.
You mean the one where she gained a lot of weight for her role?
>>68725888
I LOVE BBC
Libtards trying to be funny.
>>68726225
Also blacks love watermelon ,Jews love shekels etc. Then say the "joke" in the most straightforward unfunny way.
>crowd goes wild ,ohhhhhhhhhh I can't believe she said that
People who try to be funny are never funny. All stand up comedians just suck. Only stand up guy I have ever like is Gilbert.
> AND THE DAUGHTER STARTS FISTING HER FATHER IN THE ASS WHILE THE MOTHER AND THE SON JERK OFF THE DOG..!
>>68724384
She wasn't even trying. She just said normal sentences with her normal voice and the studio was laughing , Conan and Andy had to phone in it because I can't imagine them finding her funny.
>>68723226
what if she dressed like this?
>>68727868
You can see on Canon's face he's cringing on the inside.
>I admited to molesting my sister as a child andd I still have a career and huge following
>>68723844
fishing for compliments 101
>No one posted her shower pic
It might make some Anons kill themselves but come on
>>68728127
Lust. Hard.
>>68728628
she didn't even "admit" it, she wrote about it like it was cute and quirky and another shining example of her uniqueness
>>68728628
At least she doesn't pretend to be funny...
>>68722880
you are a total sperglord if you've never met funny women during you lifetime. they're rare, but they're out there.
The difference between male and female comedians is self-irony. Women don't have any. They are extremely afraid of painting themselves in a bad light, so instead of relatable relief theory based humor, it just feels like a woman bragging on stage for about an hour (superiority theory).
>>68728920
I've met a lot of girls with whom I can have a laugh with sure, but never anyone who can create comedy.
There's a big difference.
>>68729239
that's probably true yeah, but there's a few i can think of that could probably pull off stand-up.
