>tfw no movie theaters with built in McDonald's
If there were, I'd throw my pickles on the floor.
>>68715420
>Americans
McDonald's don't serve crab legs anyway
>>68715535
What are you talking about
I have been getting Mighty Kids Meals with a 6 piece McLegs, hush puppies, and tartar sauce for years
>>68715488
>yuropoors have to decide whether to see a movie or pay rent and buy groceries for a month
>>68715620
>McLegs
You've got to be shitting me
>>68715535
dank meme bro
>>68715488
Do you have to purchase a license to post gifs on the Internet?
Not that it matters, McDonalds has gotten more and more shit recently, and it wasn't even good to begin with.
Their fries get thinner and more wet every time.
>>68715658
>he doesn't have a mcdonald's that serves McLegs
>>68715658
You have been missing out my friend
I heard they stopped serving these in some places because the clientele weren't "sophisticated" enough (words of official McDonald's press release) but I wasn't sure if I believed it. I guess some places just aren't classy enough for McLegs. Sorry you live in some backwoods shit hole anon
>>68715420
Wut? I thought that was pretty normal there in america. Here we have some with built in BK
>>68715699
Soggy fries ate best
Same boring shit every day.
Is this all you have in life? Subhuman, antisocial mongoloids.
>>68715699
They've done the opposite of getting more shit you dumb faggot. Their new CEO finally introduced all day breakfast and has started killing all the retarded "health conscious" bullshit their last CEO tried thanks to Super Size Me. Killing those stupid wraps, looking to kill salads, they actually posted a same stores sale increase for the first time in many quarters.\
If only they would start frying their french fries in beef fat again they would really get back to being amazing.
>>68716692
Super Size Me is a lie. The director went to my high school years before so I always admired him. but now I eat mcdonalds at least twice a day. it's my only food source and has been for over a year. i am perfectly fine, i don't know what his problem is
>>68716878
>I eat mcdonalds at least twice a day.
>i am perfectly fine
Being at a normal weight doesn't necessarily mean you're healthy.
>>68717090
I'm underweight actually 6'4" 160 lbs
>tfw can't afford mcdonalds
>>68717201
BurgerKingCrabLegs are better
>ywn eat a bigmac that looks like that nor fries that are ordered in a symmetrical and standing way
>your coke will spill over and put sticky goo all over you
>>68717236
just eat ice soup, senpai.
>>68717245
Compare pic related to this >>68715934
and tell me which looks better nigga
>>68717323
>adding chilli flakes to your iced soup for maximum comfy
>>68717201
Like I said, that doesn't mean you're healthy. I'm skinny as fuck but can barely run a mile
>>68717323
mmmm, I could do with a bowl of piping hot ice soup, right about now.
>>68715420
My local cinema has a Starbucks built in to it
>>68717339
>literal crab feces all over the place
Every time I walk into a place that serves crabs I want to puke because the odor is like deep fried turds.
>>68717359
I also smoke a pack a day nigga I'm already dead
>>68715420
You mean, no way to pig out on 1500kcal mcmeal?
>>68717090
It's just calories fucker. As long as you exercise there is nothing wrong with eating some MacD's every day.
I ate fast food every day when I was bulking because it was an easy way to reach my daily calorie goal.
>>68717339
Burger King, you fag. "Oh, but it looks prettier so it must taste better"
Only losers and wannabes go for McLegs, while true connoisseurs understand that taste comes before presentation.
>>68717433
See, that's the benefit of McDonald's over BK. They have a standup operation with an entire staff of odor erasers and feces cleaners on hand to make sure their restaurants are as clean and pleasant as possible. Unlike that trash hog pit BK
>>68717453
this.
have it your way ;:^]
>>68717453
Faggot, everyone knows Wendy's Leggems are the best fast crab money can buy
Eat a dick BK shill
>>68717449
>What is cholesterol
>>68717201
you may still have bad case of visceral fatness and of course don't forget the plastic-based toxines included in mcdonalds food
>>68717449
You might wanna get vitamins and nutrients there senpai
Maybe enough protein too
>>68717453
The McLobster Bisque™ is much richer and creamier than the BK Chowder you tasteless fuck.
>>68717090
The movie's still a lie, watch fathead
>tfw can't go to BK anymore since their falcon feed gives my falcon diarrhea
we dont fat people and bums shitting on the seats
>>68715934
Even though mcdonalds is considered a cheap fast food place, the butter they served with the mclegs was legit tho
Anyone tried the seaspider with reggae reggae sauce?
>>68717449
>what is nutrition
Gonna be hilarious when you stroke out while you're squatting in ten years
>>68717825
>when she only eats kfc
cannibal bird won't fucking eat seeds anymore. who does he think he is? just cause he's fucking my ex wifes wife doesn't mean he's better than me.
>that feel when the only reason I wanted to be like Richie Rich was to have a personal McDonald's
>>68717959
>not for mechanical bees
pleb
>>68715420
Good, I don't want to watch a movie with the smell of McShit wafting through the theater. It's bad enough when you get a whiff of the popcorn """"butter"""".
>>68717836
You mean the japanese spider crab right?
>>68718600
nono a sea spider. You really get your moneys worth with those legs
>>68715488
obesity is already at your door yuropoor
>>68715488
> animal you haven't been permitted to eat by sharia law for 10 years now
> "b-b-but we can still spell 'color' and 'honor' with silent vowels"
the ironing is delicious
>>68715658
>McLegs
i ride my bike to mcdonalds so i lose weight on the way there
There's not even a single theatre in my country without a McDonald's
>>68715420
>tfw no McDonald's with built in movie theaters
>>68715420
eat sticks like they used to do in the old days, you can find one anywhere
>>68717201
>perfectly fine
>>68715488
>only the jews stand up
who are the real patriots??
>>68717323
lmao im broke as fuck and feel like shit after eating fast food 3 times a week. id rather starve than keep eating that fucking poison.
>>68716671
I am 37 years old.
My mother still buys me candy when I visit home and hands them to me the same way she did when I was a kid.
I work as a data inputter at a logistics company.
I have no friends.
I have no girlfriend.
The last time I kissed a girl was 1997.
The last time I got drunk was around 2006.
I am a virgin.
My dad left my mother for another women when I was very young.
For my birthday last year I booked a motel room and paid for an escort but when she turned up I felt sorry for her and gave her the money and told her to get some sleep but she laughed and called me a bunch of names and left.
I was attractive in my late teens and early 20s buy my looks have worn off.
No girls notice me and I don't feel worthy of being noticed.
Sometimes I drive to McDonalds after work and buy way too much food and eat until I feel nauseous and then lie in the backseat while listening to R.E.M.
Last year I developed a crush on a girl who works at an Arby's near my workplace but when I asked her out she seemed to hope I was joking and said no thanks.
My old neighbor had a pet dog that I'd look after sometimes but he moved out and now all I have are the plants I try and care for.
>>68723721
A classic.
>>68721653
look at this pleb are you fucking kidding me nigger
I watch Bladerunner every day in the closed down ball pit (a kid got bit by a snake and died but they left the balls instead of putting chairs, they just added a screen and you get to bury yourself in colorful balls) in the play place while eating 2 large orders of McLegs
