So after a lackluster episode 1 what are the chances this season will actually be good?
>>68711545
It's going to be shit. The sooner you accept it the less it's going to hurt.
>>68711591
Its so fucked i thought after season 5 it couldnt get any worse but s6ep1 was the first episode i legitimatelly hated
Hope it ramps up.
Everyone in the media has been calling the first episode a "reset" before shit goes down.
>>68711711
Half of next episode is going to be re introducing bran and maybe 1 shitty flashback. Nothing remotely interesting will happen till about ep 4 (jon coming back)
>>68711545
Well what were you expecting out of the first episode?
It's not been good since season 1.
>>68711787
A coherant story?
The first half was solid even if it was written awkwardly, the second half just felt like they had to fill time.
I'm pretty worried honestly, there's more than enough content to fill 9 episodes with but they are going to fuck the pacing.
>>68711545
the more they differ from the books the shittier it becomes
the entire last season was a pain to watch already, since the directors just went full MUH DEATHS MUH VIOLENCE without any regards to the character's goal, origin, story etc. see: Stanley, Myrcella, Sansa, Jaimie and so on. Oh and let's not forget about Caitlyn
>>68711859
The episode was solid up until the part when brienne turned up.
>disappearing hounds
>sneks
>necklace meme
>>68711957
the hounds were bad but that scene wasn't too bad.
The cersei/jaime scene was a bit shit too, felt like there was no introduction to them, but once it hit 25 minutes it just got so mediocre.
>>68711957
the doggies ran away with a guy
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uOYTFqUhD9Q&t=0m15s
Bloodraven will probably be good. Max von Sydow is enough to mask any shitty story that might come from it.
Tower of Joy will at least be fun to see play out.
>>68711545
So with Martells and Baratheons extinct who is going to win now?
Targaryens? Boltons? Starks? Lannisters(Baratheons-Lannisters)? House Tyrell? Iron Cthulhu Marines? Fucking CIA?
How is it going to end?
>>68712136
>evil white walkers invade and start killing stuff
>newly resurrected jon, daenerys, and tyrion ride dragons and burn undead
>jon and dany become king and queen
>tyrion stands by and says "it was truly a song of ice and fire"
anyone who thinks this isn't what happens is kidding themselves
also every other character will die in increasingly forced surprise death scenes
>>68712253
>also every other character will die in increasingly forced surprise death scenes
This. Got has gone from being a show that doesn't help the good guys to a show that goes out of its way to help the "bad guys" (who are now painfully obviously bad guys compared to before)
>>68711545
Very low. Should give up watching now, and remember the show as it was. Before the decline.
So how did a single knight, a fat manlet and Theon manage to kill 6 guys with 2 dogs and horses?
am i simply projecting my cynicism or did it seem like the actors and producers didn't give a single fuck about this episode? it felt like they were just going through the paces. i really don't get what that episode was supposed to make me feel. it was just a bunch of subplot scenes thrown together in sequence with little to no substance. it's completely devoid of passion.
I don't expect much from the 1st episode of new seasons anyway. This episode set up plot devices for the series to expand on. Hopefully it will ramp up.It's obvious Jon Snow will be revived. The fact they've trapped him in a room with the red woman, coupled with the fact that they went out of there way to show her source of eternal youth/life at the end? Jon is coming back.
>>68712253
Tyrion stays to rule meereen while bran worgs out on a dragon
>>68712835
This is what happens when D&D don't have the books to hide behind anymore
>>68712842
>I don't expect much from the 1st episode of new seasons anyway
No one does. The point is that it's just so bad. It's badly written, full of incoherence, it feels like you're watching an amateur series with a big budget.
I feel like every season of game of thrones is just filler now until dany crosses the narrow sea and the white walkers actually do something, anyone else feel the same?
>>68712877
wat
are there leaks again
>>68711545
>So after a lackluster episode 1 what are the chances this season will actually be good?
If Stannis is dead for reals:
0/10
>>68712877
Obama is that you???
WHITE PUSSY HAIR
>>68712954
The boltons have his body, otherwise they would have assumed he was alive and not try to give the man that killed him a reward.
>>68712877
BARACK OBAMA WINS AGAIN
>>68711545
Because I'm a bro
http://vidbull.com/t7xbv3es4e40.html
>>68712918
>"winter is coming" 2011-2020
>>68713001
Nah it's just shitty writing famalam
>>68712825
Theon is Azor Ahai
Brienne is best fighter in Westeros (who is still alive at least)
>ep 2 Homeward Bound
BBC flies back to Karl Easy, roast the entire ponyfucker army and takes her back to Merin
>ep 3 oathbreaker
Jimmy uses cheats, turns godmode on, teleports to Dorn and one shots everyone
to be continued...
>>68713001
>tall dyke knight goes to deal finishing blow
>camera cuts out and you don't see Stannis die
This is one of those shots that will fool the retards with less than 120 IQ, but for the rest of society it's obvious stannis is coming back.
>>68712936
>>68712957
>>68713020
Why was it deleted?!
Was that a leak?
Is this board chucked by reddit?
>>68711545
Fukken trash mane
Hehe saying things are terrible makes me intelligent hehe.
>tv
>>68713123
Yessssss plz janny dont delete
>>68713123
Yes it was.it was a picture of the lady in red breathing a red lifeforce into the mouth of the dead Jon
>>68713128
Cucked **
>>68713128
all the reddit normies are invading /tv/ only when GoT is on
You know the show has lost its luster when the fucking season OPENER got beat by the third episode of Fear The Walking Dead Season 2.
>>68713161
Fuck, as terrible as I expected.
Fuck this show, it's like watching a collection of cliches written by a talentless hack.
>>68713123
http://archive.4plebs.org/tv/thread/68711545/#68712877
>>68713256
Hacks**
>>68713161
did whoever put this out there say what episode its from? Next episode?
>>68712067
>the hounds were bad but that scene wasn't too bad.
come on man you dont think 6 soliders on horses plus 1 guy with two hounds all have weapons and shields would actually lose to 1 knight that runs into danger instead of actually trapping and luring it out. you dont think its unbelievable?
>as well disappearing hounds
>>68713256
I partially agree. But at least it's breaking the trend of killing off characters for the sake of killing them. At least this is something different. I know creating plot dichotomy is retarded, but hey it's still something.
>>68711775
How do you know he's coming back in ep4?
Why did every story except maybe the night's watch only show like 5 minutes of stuff after the end of season 5?
WHERE CAN I FIND THE LEAKS!?!?!?!
>>68713328
Just an estimate id say episode 4 at the latest most likely revived end of episode episode 3
Was the choreography always this bad? Jumpcuts out the ass. It's stunning. Instead of playing zoomed in patty cake with swords it'd be cheaper and quicker to just show these fuckers immediately fuck each other.
>>68713302
>I partially agree. But at least it's breaking the trend of killing off characters for the sake of killing them
Doran and Trystane would like a word
That was a really quick boat ride back from Dorne.
Current story arc tier list:
>God tier:
Jon Snow & The Wall
>High tier:
Tyrion's self-exile
>Mid tier:
Daenerys' conquest of the east
>Low tier:
Arya Stark & the faceless God, King's landing overthrown by the Sparrows.
>Shit tier:
Sand snakes
>trying to fit 10 subplots into a one hour show
why even bother
>>68713463
>>High tier:
>Tyrion's self-exile
He's a boring Gary Stu. Someone that fucking ugly and smart should be plain spiteful.
>>68713463
Only good story atm is jons and its not even that interesting because its so obvious whats going to happen
>>68713429
It was a 3 week trip, but because the gravity is heavier in the north, time travels much slower there.
>>68712842
really nigger, it's been obvious since day one
I just hope we get something close to Hardhome.
muh stronk womyn
>>68713484
This fucking episode wasn't even an hour long. It was 45 minutes at best.
>>68713572
>implying hardhome was good
15 minute battle scene which replaced the big episode 9, comeon anon stop giving dnd credit for reducing the shows quality.
>>68713580
At this point I don't care if they're shoe-horning the stronk womyn meme. It's believable now that she's currently the best equipped knight in the land. Bitch has a Valyrian steel sword forged in a Royal fashion plus some expensive as fuck armor that Jamie invested a fuckload of gold into. Couple that with the fact she's tall and burly as fuck and you got a character who can take down almost anyone.
It's not like she's invincible either, bitch almost lost to the hound.
You know the scene whereTrystane was killed was D&D's shit attempt to make the Sand Snakes not boring. LMAO i was gonna kill him you bitch.
>>68711545
is Stannis actually permanently dead? Fuck me.
>>68713698
I fucking hate the sand snakes. The dialogue between the three of them is so cringy and forced.
>>68713698
They were being edgy man leave them alone you sexist
I think brienne was probably following them all along.
>>68713674
but then she easily solos 7 dudes and their dogs. Makes little sense Tbh
The show went down the drain last season.There are so many cliches in every episode now.
And they are doing everything to push liberal sjw propaganda.
>>68711787
Not shit tier meme dialogue
>>68713698
WE WUZ STRUNG WOMENS N SHEEET
>>68713674
>no weak man will rule dorne
PUSSY POWER
>>68713674
All that good shit and she still has trouble sometimes.
>>68712136
SPOILING GOT ENDGAME:Tyrion will rule in Casterly Rock after Lannisters are dead and Varys kills the last one of them (Kevan)
Jon Snow will be resurrected by the Melissandre the same as Brotherhood with no banners guy got resurrected few seasons ago after his fight with Hound
Ser Alliser Thorne will get wrecked by wildling attack and Ser Davos is going to be saved
Boltons will get wrecked by joint Wildling+Jon Snow+Bear Islands army
Jon Snow (now Stark will rule in Winterfell)
Sansa will actually hear that Jon is dead and go south to Riverrun with Brienne instead of north to Jon
CIA will die like a bitch
Tyrells (Loras and Bunnyface) will be killed by Highsparrow and Jamie is going to amass the army and Kill Highsparrow and butcher the entire Faith with the help of Mance Tyrell and Robert Strong (Jamie will not kill Highsparrow in the sept in next episode though)
Dorne and Bravos plotlines will not even be finished (Arya is going to lose her face and identity forever - but she will regain the eyesight)
Sam is actually going to find out that only Bran can stop the white walkers
White walkers are going to use the Horn-of-Jericho-like-weapon to destroy the Wall but Bran is going to stop them with Harry-Potter-like magic (song of Ice)
Daenerys will actually die like a bitch during the attack on Kings Landing with her dragon (song of fire)
Euron is going to die like a bitch
AND FINALLY
While the song of fire in the south and song of ice in the north is happening Theon (Azor Ahai) born in the salt and smoke and reborn again is going to take the throne from his uncle Euron and actually invade the entire Westeros eventually succeeding in killing every other character (exluding Tyrion, Jon, Bran, Sansa, Robin Arryn and Tyrells)
this is it
we are supposed to be shocked but it's going to be like this
>>68713674
1 knight 1 dickless Theon 1 fat manlet vs 6 guys, 2 dogs and their horses. Who would win?
>>68712877 you monsters!
>>68712825
Dumb writing
>>68713154
>he thinks some anonymous person tries to convince other anonymous persons that he is intelligent on the anonymous imageboard and not just this show being shit and going downhill since season 1
>retards on tv
>>68713580
Was I the only one to cringe hard at the dialogue between daenerys and the khal? She tells him she was Khal drogo's wife and he believes her on her word? He also says that he's not blind and she's beautiful in the same sentence, what are we supposed to do with this?
Okay but why did they just leave jon's body out in the snow, not kill the wolf, and then get mad when they brought both the body and the wolf into a room and locked themselves in?
>>68713791
The named characters.
>>68713856
cos he's Jon Snow, it's poetry you pleb
Davos and Jaime are literally the only interesting characters at this point, and Jaime is slowly being written down the shitter.
>>68713778
> you will never walk again, bit you will fly
Bran WILL warg a dragon doing major damage
>>68713778
The TV show has constantly betrayed the book's story that it'd be foolish to expect everything from the book.
>>68713856
it's D&D + GRR Martin plot
also this>>68713778
you think deaths are random but the entire story was written with the Endgame in mind and with Endgame approaching death will be more and more forced while characters like Tyrion and Jon will not be killed even if the plot screams to kill them
>>68713856
Yep. Bravo D&D for making Jon's revival completely obvious
>>68713778
SOURCE IT YOU FAGGOT
>>68713778
Who's CIA?
>>68714010
you're a big guy
>>68713925
Why did this post get deleted? Are reddit mods deleting all posts they don't like now? kek
>>68713931
yes
Bran will use Draconifors spell from Harry Potter (warg as Dragon) to stop white walkers from destroing the wall with Magical White Walker Horn(TM)
this is it
this is song of ice and fire
>>68713778
Theon being Azor Ahai is a fucking ass pull of massive proportions (if true). People will lose their shit.
>>68714079
he will have his penis restored by dragonfire
>>68714079
>implying it would be a bad writing choice when compared to what the show has become
>While the song of fire in the south and song of ice in the north is happening Theon (Azor Ahai) born in the salt and smoke and reborn again is going to take the throne from his uncle Euron and actually invade the entire Westeros eventually succeeding in killing every other character (exluding Tyrion, Jon, Bran, Sansa, Robin Arryn and Tyrells)
God fucking dammit. You nearly had me there, too.
Are there any actual leaks out there? Because I can't find any.
>>68714038
>>68713778
so the song of ice and fire is a story about Theon Greyjoy rise into power when the country is being rekt by Dragons (fire) and white walkers (ice)?
Sounds legit
>>68713368
Remember the fight between Thoros and the Hound? Those were the glory days.
>>68713105
Keep dreaming. He's dead
>>68714329
I mean an explanation of the entire plot of the season
>>68713463
Real tiers
>God tier
Any scene with Pod Payne
>high tier
Arya getting btfo
>mid tier
Watching cersei cry
>low tier
Everything else
>shit tier
Sneks
>people still expect it to be good after the shitshow that were S4 and S5
>who /snek/ here?
>THAT DORNE STORY ARC
holy shit this show is over
they fucked up one the most interesting story arcs in the book series
I usually don't whine about book/show differences, but holy fuck
>killing Hotah that easily
>killing off Doran just like that
>killing Trystane.....
>>68714437
Which one is negasonic Teenage Warhead
>>68711545
lol don't pretend you people have standards, you're watching medieval survivor with boobs
fake fake fake
I had Russian subtitles for the whole Dothraki bit
Could somebody please summarise what the fuck happened? All I got was Khal Drogo
>>68714474
Does anyone have the pic with Oberyn dying with caps "Writers, Dorne, Viewers" ?
>>68714518
but but muh strong womyn
>>68714386
A Pod scene is a Brienne scene, so automatic snek tier.
fake fake fake this is the real image
>>68714479
The one with bad pussy
Zero chance.
>>68714517
>lol imma rape dis bitch
>no you can't i was married to khal drogo
>oh shit it's haram my bad
>lol i am so smaert get me back to mereen i'll give you horse
>nope all khal widows end up in vaas dothrak, get fucked
>>68714594
thank you muchly I had a feeling it was something along those lines;)
>>68711545
Well, if they immediately bomb dorne and all dornish characters from orbit at the start of episode 2, it'll be alright. Otherwise - lol, none.
>>68713778
>Tyrells (Loras and Bunnyface) will be killed by Highsparrow and Jamie is going to amass the army and Kill Highsparrow and butcher the entire Faith with the help of Mance Tyrell and Robert Strong (Jamie will not kill Highsparrow in the sept in next episode though)
actually it is Highsparrow who kills Jamie, Cersei and Tommen
Tyrells will not survive Faith revolution either
why? because trailer showed Faith getting rekt so it would be plain stupid for D&D to allow Jamie to simply kill them in this season
there will be shock that Lannisters are simply extinct after this season (Kevan can be more likely killed by Faith than by Varys)
the one who finally kills Highsparrow and restores order to the realm is Azor Ahai - Theon Greyjoy
D&D want to show everyone that faith and religion are something ultimately evil and that if you're christian you should take in muslim refugees
>>68712253
If that's how they end it, I will find the writers and make them eat their own eyelids
How the fuck aren't there any real spoilers for the whole season on the Internet?
>>68712253
>evil white walkers come
>kill everyone
>freeze everything
>end of show
All I'm hoping for now
>>68714661
>D&D want to show everyone that faith and religion are something ultimately evil and that if you're christian you should take in muslim refugees
>>68714661
>eye patch fire dude
>pretty much immortal
>can always be revived
>is a total badass
>likes to imbue fire on his weapons
>LOL LETS NOT WRITE HIM INTO ANY MORE SCENES
Fucking WHY
>>68711787
For it to not be shit. I'll admit - I didn't think it was irredeemable garbage. If you cut Dorne altogether it's alright - scenes at the Wall and King's Landing were good. Theon, Sansa and Boltons were mostly good until mary sue appeared. Arya was, of course pointless, but she always is. Mother of burgers and mereen were meh.
>tfw I only watch the show to see how much worse it can get
The sand snek scenes were just silly. Who brings a whip to assassinate someone? And why did the dogs dissapear?
>>68714713
As much as I want GoT to end like that, we all know it will never happen, and muh messiah John will save the day.
>>68714713
Bran will warg a dragon and kill them all before they destroy the wall and be relevant
endgame is going to be between Highsparrow faith militia and Theon Greyjoy army
>>68714806
>people still thinking Theon will be relevant
>someone who was trying to get revenge for killing his kin
>people kill his kin out of revenge for him
Pottery.
>>68711787
Okay so there's this thing in television that normally happens once a year with every show, where you have a pretty exciting episode that manages to set up a lot of plot points while answering a lot of questions that people had for a year. It's normally punchier, more thrilling or at least a bit more interesting than the other following episodes, as it needs to satiate the viewers' thirst after being away from the show for a whole year.
In tv terms, we usually call that a ''Season Opener''.
I was expecting that.Oh and for it not to suck
>>68714755
Lord of Light revives him because he still see's some value in him / he has more work to do. Once Beric is of no more use, he won't be revived.
>>68714559
nice work, anon
WHERE
THE FUCK
IS GENDRY
????
>>68715128
Quick someone make this fag Lord a TV executive!!
It's pee pee pants city here, what did ya expect... Gurrm writing two shit tier books in last 10 years
Everyone will die except Jon, Sansa, brienne, maybe Arya, Tyrion, maybe Danerys. Every other main character or side character will die, prove me wrong.
Why would it suddenly be good again?
>>68716083
I can't prove you wrong but I have a feeling Raisin Bram will survive.
>>68716083
>prove me wrong.
Jon's already dead.
i was expecting a 1.5/5 episode, instead i got a 3/5
it was completely tolerable, other than the sand snek bullshit. i was expecting it to be much worse, but all in all i am completely fine with the episode. every single season premier episode is slow, i really don't know what you people were expecting, all the first episodes of a season are just establishing shit and cleaning up stuff from the previous season.
was fine - 3/5 episode.
I'm calling a brienne/Jamie love story with Jamie dying in Briennes arms in the last season. Anyone think so or will they never see each other again?
>>68716213
i think grrm might do a switch and have jaime kill brienne instead. jaime seems like one of the few characters that will make it to the bitter end
>>68713161
>Nice photoshop!
Who am I kidding? This is probably legit. Thanks Trump.
>>68713581
53min
>>68713363........................They will be here in 10 weeks..........................
>>68713463
>Watchable Tier
Jon Snow & The Wall
Blind Arya
Cersei & the buildup to Cleganebowl
>Shit Tier:
Everything else
>Where the fuck are they tier:
Iron Islanders
Gendry
>>68713628
THIS.
There was maybe a combined 25 minutes of good season 5. Let's even be generous and double that. 50 good minutes. Is it worth 10 hours of watching?
>>68716697
desu senpai i enjoy the banter more than the show now
>>68713628
You should a. Stop watching
B. Kill yourself
>>68714437
>>68714010
can someone tell me where the dogs went?
>>68717050
Well, Sansa pretty much lost her ability to carry a child and pretty much useless to anyone. Congrats on crossing the river in winter.
>>68716745
Ok, I can relate and understand. Still, it gives me sad to see a once really fookin great show devolve.
Literally the only reason why I watch this show anymore.
>>68711657
Yeah, this was the first time I ever watched an episode and thought "that was awful".
>>68711545
I think this episode is proof that they killed off too many characters prematurely.
>>68717050
sansa sucked them up with her vag
that's her power
How did the normies react, are they aware they may as well not even bother watching it because it's all original content/
i want to fuck carice in her mouth
literally perfect tier
>>68711545
NO MORE WEAK MEN
Brienne kills everyone with ease
Salsa plot armor bigger than the negro guard
Feminist outcry ruins another media. RIP
>>68717414
feminists are already saying this episode was too sexist
>>68711545
Why did they let Davon and others just hide in this room?
>>68711545
>lackluster
It was complete shit, m8
>>68712253
Reminder that Jon had/has magic powers, as he was able to kill the Whitewalker King in Hardhome. So once he's resurrected, he will be the last defence of men against the evil undead army. They lost the dragonglass, but Dany can make more, maybe? Also dragons beat whitewalkers, I guess.
Tyrion survives because, yeah, why not. Jaime will die in a forced heroic act of martyrdom, probably to save Cersei who will die anyway.
Couldn't give a fuck about the Tyrells.
So yeah, pretty much what you said.
It boggles my mind some of the choices D&D make. There is so much to fit into the show yet they seem to fill it with useless stuff. Was the scene with Tyrion and Varys really necessary? Even the scene with Jorah and that other guy could easily have been dropped.
>>68717965
4chan keeps getting younger.
Valyrian steel can kill White Walkers, not magic powers. Not a White Walker King, fire kills Wights or just disabling them (legs, arms, crush their heads).
>>68712918
Wasnt the season finale of s2 that the white walker were awoken and fucking shit up? 3 seasons later we still waiting for fucking anything to
I hate this show so goddamn much, but I hate the fact that everyone somehow loves it even more. What do I do with all this anger? It's so bad I don't know what to do
>>68717414
Brienne is supposed to be one of the best fighters in Westeros. If anything the show made her look too weak. She was going to be on Renly's Rainbow guard.
>>68718137
You say that but you don't mention Dorne? We lost so many plots of the past two seasons because of Dorne and the fucking Sparrow plot. The Sparrows storyline will lead to absolutely nothing. Religious fanatics who want a pure world have zero chance to survive this. It's just incredible how bad the pacing of the show is where Cersei "puts them in charge" one episode and the next, the entire city is controlled.
>>68718195
S2 finale was the army of Wights wasn't it? Then S3 opens up with the battle being over.
>>68718224
She defeats like every skilled swordsman in Westeros then has trouble with some random Bolton guard. So sick of her.
>>68718303
Ya because of bad writing
is gendry still rowing
>>68711832
What about 2 and 3?
>>68717131
this desu
also to see pic related suffer
>>68712731
For sure, it was so much better when it was not black and white.
>>68718602
She's the best though
You're all soooo whiny.
What did you expected from season starter?
This show isn't better or worse than it was before.
Bunch of people talking ploting and killing eachother. Same shit.
If you don't like it so much why are you watching it?
>>68719056
edgy
>>68719431
not even edgy mate, this show has no characters I really like and we're on the 6th season
>>68719372
>If you don't like it so much why are you watching it?
it has to end soon right?
>>68719519
>not liking jamie
>not liking varys
>>68719944
they're ok
>>68711545
The hound is back right? That could help the season a little
>>68711545
absolutely none
it was going to be shit before the first trailer even aired
the trailers and the first episode erradicated any doubt
There's a direct correlation between amount of source material and quality of the show. GRRMs slow asf 1 finger typing method has killed the show
so whatever happened to Bran anyway?
>>68720050
>they're ok
>>68720889
honestly they would be better if they were given more than 5 minutes per episode
>>68720610
A season of off-screen training. I was actually ok with it since Bran is end game.
>>68721057
thats true, the show has just too much plotlines
>>68714559
Thx anon!
>>68713512
its called character development. he has been spiteful at times (admittedly not as much as he should have been in the show), but so much shit has happened to him it has made him somewhat philosophical
>>68713791
the soldiers are just shitty levies though, frankly I was surprised they even had brienne have any trouble, thought they would just have her STRONK her way through
>>68719431
Given that the only teams left are team Cersei, team Roose, team "muh dragons" and team Snek, I'm with the best in the west.
>>68723329
Bran, Rickon, Arya, Sansa, and soon Jon. The Starks (say what you will about Jon but he's still a Stark as of now) are still the strongest and most complete family in Westeros.
>>68711545
>lackluster
But ign gave it a 8.0 great review
>>68723849
>ign
>>68713931
I'm pretty sure dragons can also walk.
>>68711545
Define good. I think it'll be similar quality to season 5.
>>68717050
back to their home planet
Pink people fear the sun.
>>68711545
Why the sneks kill the girl and Martel?
Sure his son dying is meant to happen, but completely skipped him going to meet Danny, then dying to drags. They completely shit on his plans to have backup arrive from the mercs and further his own revolution.
Completely skip characters, dialog and plot developments all to basically introduce and kill them within 2 episodes.
If Mel is 200+ years old why is she so fucking shit. She comes off as a bumbling fool in the books, sure she has magic but she never seems to be extremely experienced. And now she's an old hag who might know more than she should but acts full retard?
Entire series is a 'how to fuck up something as simple as an adaption 101'. The set, costume and choreography is getting worse each year, it's amazing.
>>68723849
almost nothing happened that we didn't already know was going to happen....
>>68712111
Yeah, I can't wait for le ebin dual wield xD
>>68714474
you liked dorne in the books? Probably my most hated parts of the series - nothing of value is going to come out of dorne in the end.
>>68726464
>Entire series is a 'how to fuck up something as simple as an adaption 101'. The set, costume and choreography is getting worse each year, it's amazing.
Two times last episode some was killed by "the sword/spear going through their back when they are not looking"
honestly one is too many for that kind of trope
>everyone hates sand snakes
>not in the joffrey way where people wished he would be killed for his actions, but in the way that everyone just doesn't even want to see them on screen, the quality of the show degrades every single time they are on
>bring them back for s6 just as annoying as ever
>every single episode will have this shitty sand snake segment in it, no episode will be entirely good
>>68712111
>bloodraven
Bed wetter detected
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>>68716469
It's from season 5 you fools!
Is Stannis confirmed dead or alive in the first episode?
I'm waiting to watch until he's confirmed alive. If not I'm not going to watch anymore.
>>68711545
>its a /tv/ misinterprets the purpose of the first episode of a new season episode
>>68716603
I liked the banter between the dothraki, so I would suggest adding Dany & young black bulls to watchable tier. Otherwise spot on.
>>68727158
Confirmed dead squire
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>>68727240
Dropped.
How did the Sand Snakes get on the boat to kill Trystane? What significance does it make that Melisandre is using magic to look young? What's the end goal of the crazy lady in Dorne? How did a tiny dagger instantly kill a giant man?
>>68727387
Where did the dogs go after Brienne and Pod showed up?
>>68726997
Been a while since I read it but:
Sneks are brats mostly out of control, they're mid 20's at best.
One seduces a kings guard, he dies when they fuck up their Mycella kidnap plan and cut an ear off
Doran imprisons them, gives his speech about "I have my own plans in motion and your actions only increase the chance everything goes to shit"
One son dies to dragons because he's full retard.
Doran seems to know that Aegon Targaryen, Jon Connington and Mercs are on the way over. He might even be in league with Varys somewhat.
So sneks fuck everything up, also apparently have cersei level of 'we're fucking all but 1 of the guards so we have free reign to coup'. None of them have administration or war training etc and that's what they apparently want to have happen.
They no longer come off as angry bratty teens and fucking retards who can't see a week ahead.
>>68727479
Ran away because they're only tracking dogs
