What plots would Seinfeld episodes have if it was still being made today?
jery get ipad
>>68710434
No way to know, TV isn't as typical as movies are.
No one does movies about broke people in the City since It's Always Sunny...
What memes would /tv/ have if it wasn't a rotting corpse of a board that's been pushing baneposting for almost four years?
kram say n word
>>68710544
>Four Years
>For You
POTTERY
Numan join ISIS
Jerry discusses Batman v Superman at length, of course heavily favoring Superman.
>>68711521
The gang goes to Batman v Superman and Kramer dressed as Batman gets into a fight with a moviegoer dressed as Superman.
>>68711572
Turns out the Superman was Crazy Joe Davola
*You can't break up over a text message if you already went into three dates. Two dates, I could understand, but three is way too much.
*That bit from Jerry during the commercial of some live program (I think it was Jimmy Falon), where he talks about people wanting to film the experience to then watch it at home instead of living the experience. It would've made it into one of his monologues, and the episode would've been George and Jerry saying how wrong it is, Kramer just going to a concert or presentation or whatever and filming it on the cellphone he exchanged to Newmann for access to Jerry's home (he needs to incriminate and/or bribe him with something), whereas Elaine is dating one of the guys at the event that Kramer is filming; story closes with the guy Elaine is dating accidentally breaking Kramer's phone because Newman pushed him aside while escaping Jerry and George.
*Kramer driving for Uber. That's a must. And he'll use Jerry's car to do so, of course, but it happened that he promised him George he'd lend him the car in the evening, while Elaine for whichever reason is butthurt about Uber and wants to use a normal taxi, but she can't find any so her complete day is ruined and she takes it on Kramer because they are hurting the business.
*Kramer trying to create a VPN business in his home, naturally predating on all of Jerry's resources while he's not there, since he went with Elaine to visit his folks YET AGAIN (meanwhile George has his own problems at his home with his folks, but Jerry's not there and Kramer is not help, in fact he screws everything up more).
*Jerry's folks make themselves Facebook profiles, Costanza's do the same because they cannot fall behind, they get into a flaming war and Kramer unwittingly ends up in the middle of it, Elaine gets so flustered about it that she gets out from social media while Jerry and George, who don't use any of that, have problems dating because women think that they not owing a FB account makes them weirdos.
>>68712617
In summary, thinks like that. Days when everything that could possibly go wrong actually goes wrong. Every now and then Kramer getting nice karma because he helped a fellow human being or simply getting something good from life because of his carefree attitude. Essentially the same it was, but in a social context where we interact more with technology and much of our lives revolve around it.
>>68712695
Great :P
>>68710582
it shocks you
Curb your Enthusiasm had an extras Seinfeld episode that's officially canon. It was something like George inverts an app that tells you where the cleanest public restroom is, Elaine has a baby from Jerry's sperm, and some other shit...
>>68710434
Newman, being technologically inept, doesn't secure his wifi printer. Kramer prints him gigs of scat porn and cp
>Kramer discovers a time machine and goes on whacky adventures with Newman
