>>68705019
Why didn't they just use blindfolds?
>>68705019
too much force concentration? idk
>>68705019
he realized that the traditional jedi method was shit
>>68705094
the helmets make the children more in touch with their force powers, they're like training wheels for the force
(i just made this up)
>>68705019
Why did they give Luke to a shitty desert family and Leia to Jimmy Schmitts?
>>68705019
why did Yoda say anakin was too old for training at 10 but had no problem with a 17 year old Luke?
>>68705019
They wanted them both separate to increase their chances of survival or some shit.
>>68705094
Why are 5 year old kids swinging around extremely lethal swords while blind and standing 1 to 2ft apart?
>>68705177
he did bitch about luke's age
>>68705019
Why are they all standing so close together? Isn't that dangerous?
Where's the light source in that room coming from?
>>68705019
Because the younglings must be snackrificed
>>68705192
Training sabers leave little more than a bruise you fucking pleb
>>68705179
So he gives one of them to a senator who opposed the Emperor so she would end up in the spotlight? The Jedi were legit retards.
>>68705319
This isn't conveyed to the audience at all.
>>68705319
I always forget about that scene in the movies.
>>68705323
>The Jedi were legit retards
This was made abundantly clear in the prequels. They kind of deserved destruction desu, not even being edgy.
>>68705136
yoda can try new ways on dagobah.
>>68705177
good question was thinking the same myself.
also obi wan mentions " was he any different when he was taught etc " in empire????
but in phantom he is almost mute?
>>68705094
Because they want to do a callback with episode IV's Luke training in the Falcon. Except back then it was a ramshackled training by Obi Wan by using random things he found in the Falcon; a blast shield helmet and some toy/defense drone. I mean, it's not like Han has random Jedi training kits in his ship.
This scene is pants on retarded because it's trying to do a dumb call back at the cost of making the original scene nonsensical.
Now instead of random things Oldbi Wan grabbed to introduce Luke to the Force, Han has Padawan training kits in his ship and Obi Wan knows this.
>>68705391
>Obi Wan and Yoda don't cooperate to defeat Darth Sidous and thus have a better chance at swaying Anakin back to the good
>Holographic footage of the emperor slaughtering Windu and "das it mane"
>Don't take this footage to the senate
Jesus fucking christ man.
>>68705391
Yeah, I used to like the Empire as a contrain teenager, but as I got older I realized that the Republic and Jedi were totally incapable of dealing with the galaxy they controlled.
>>68705019
Knowing Yoda's character, he didn't come across as a "raising infants" type.
He'd want to wait until they were toddlers or something like that.
Besides, who'd breastfeed them?
>>68705623
>breastfeed
Not the barren aunt who raised Luke.
>>68705494
Why stop there
>They give no assistance to Qui Gon when he is stranded on a desert planet during a critical mission which has large political implications for the future of the republic
>Nor do they give him any assistance in the Naboo war despite the sighting of the Sith
>Yoda apparently has the ability to sense terrible things in the galaxy like Anakin's massacre of the sand people and order 66 but doesn't intervene at any point
>Anakin's personality problems/defiance/tantrums become well known way before he crosses over to the dark side but the Jedi do jack shit about it
>In fact they allow and encourage him to mingle with the most contentious political figure in the galaxy despite this
>They also allow and encourage him to mingle with Padme despite his attraction to her being blatantly obvious
>They are well aware that there is a Sith Lord on the loose since the end of EP1 but they never seem to be dedicating many resources to finding him
>The only intelligence work they ever do is through Obi Wan when he finds out about the clones
>When this "investigation" occurs Obi Wan does everything alone
>Jedi Council doesn't bother investigating Sifo-Dyas or the source of the clones further despite their archives being hacked to conceal it
The prequel Jedi literally sit around in a room like cucks, only mobilizing on Republic orders and making bad decisions. There is not a single decision that they made that didn't end up fucking them over in the end.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4ZNLA7t-gIY
>>68705177
Because it was their only hope
>>68705019
they were too old... obvs
>>68705444
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=i3jI3RrMsVI
did obi wan ever appear angry in the PT ?
>>68705485
>>68705019
This so much.
The whole scene with the kids and lightsabers was just fucking retarded. They should have just had the kids meditating or something while having an object in front of them float if they wanted to show younglings practicing with the force.
The drones cast no shadows, bravo George! Absolute kino.
>>68705019
Never noticed before but that one closest to Obi Wan looks like he's about to seriously fuck his shit up.
>>68706443
that wouldn't sell as many toys though
>>68706365
No... There is another...
luke would end up gorillions times more autistic than he already is
>>68705094
why are they distracting little padawans with aayla securas half naked self always walking around
>>68706270
I always thought it was on purpose, showing how incompetent and dogmatic the jedis religion was and that their ancient ways of dealing with actual problems and politics just doesnt work anymore.
>>68705019
why didn't George just make a decent pt trilogy with only a few jedi.
was goerge high when wrote OT
and super straight for PT. ?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AsqqLeVc-b0
all down-hill after the end of this scene.
Han Solo trusts no one, and does no favors. But when the best illegal ship rebuilder in the galaxy disappears, Han and Chewbacca agree to go after him—after all, the Millennium Falcon needs some very special repairs. Their search pits them against powerful and ruthless enemies out to destroy them, and finally leads them to an airless speck of desolate asteroid—the Corporate Sector Authority|Authority prison planet known as Stars' End.
maybe they would overthrow yoda .
>>68705019
The helmets measured involuntary eye movements and brain wave activity to help determine the accuracy of their force attunement, and thus the progress of their training.
For less experienced student, it detected midichlorian metabolic activity and translated it to subtle visual feedback, allowing them to more quickly associate their force sensitivity with actual spatial information.
Just throw it up on Wookieepedia, at this point who the fuck will even question it.
>>68705319
>Training saber
Fucking lol
>>68705019
Because anakin was the most fucking powerful jedi/sith in the goddamn universe so if he found someone (luke) half as powerful maybe he and some other goons could overthrow everything. It didn't happen, Anakin again being the horsecock badass turbo nigger destroyed the emperor and brought balance to the force, while faggot Luke cried for daddy while getting assblasted by the emperor.
>>68710401
why didn't yoda and obi wan fight sheev tag-team then hunt vader ?????
Raising someone from the age of four as a special little snowflake jedi apparently just produces arrogant sociopaths who slaughters younglings.
>>68711458
what about
yoda?
mace?
gon jin?
obi 1?
all the fodder jedi turned out ok ?
only ani who was a little older than most padawans ,
but the luke leia twins would have been trained from birth.
>>68711822
This is the hidden plot of the prequels, is that the balance of the force cannot be institutionalized in anyway, hence why the galaxy will slip into chaos when such is the will
>>68710566
the great Jedi Shoah was underway, they couldn't just do that
>>68706270
It gets worse in clone wars.
They literally find out that Dooku was the one who commissioned the clones for them but decide to keep quiet about the fact that their army was provided by the enemy because they like the clones.
>trying to rationalize prequelshit
Might as well be talking about the politics from the transformers movies
>>68712118
I thought the hidden plot of the prequels was that George Lucas actually had no idea what made Star Wars popular
>>68709919
>he never read EU or novelizations
how would you know that anyway imagine how long movies would be if how everything works was explained in depth like in movies. only autists like me would like that and even then we'd rather read because it's quicker and less boring than listening to someone narrate
you dumb fuck
>>68712715
that too, but there was some interesting sub plots and positioning going on in the prequels, a little better than the nazi reactionary stuff in the trilogia
>>68713021
hey there anon.
how did you like reading >Lando calrissian and the mindharp of sharu.
lando spinoff movie fucking when
>>68713433
why are the prequels so shit OP?
