What is the worst line you have ever heard in the history of television or film?
>>68683109
Fat pink mast
>i will snatch every mother fucker birthday
Never do anything out of hunger, not even eating
>>68683485
Lol was that TD2?
>>68683149
OP said worst.
Tell that to Zod's snapped neck.
>>68683602
>>68683109
I did not hit her, I did not
>>68683149
Well, I'm sorry to hear that
Anakin Skywalker: You are so... beautiful.
Padmé: It's only because I'm so in love.
Anakin Skywalker: No, it's because I'm so in love with you.
Padmé: So love has blinded you?
Anakin Skywalker: [laughs] Well, that's not exactly what I meant.
Padmé: But it's probably true.
>>68683686
wew
>>68683686
Is this really in the movie?
Every Star Wars script
>>68683686
do you think they felt smart saying that?
>>68683780
Yep
>>68683848
I feel dumber after reading it.
>I rebel
>>68683686
>No, it's because I'm so in love with you.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VPzUXlgBJrU
literally the straw that jumped the camels back.
>"It's who's out, Gobby! Out of your mind!"
From the Patriot:
>Can I sit next to you?
>it's a free country...or at least it will be
I love that film but cringe hard every time
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cdTBIQDPZt4
They're eating her....and then they're going to eat me!......OH MY GOD!!!
>>68683109
>Scream for me
>I am Queens Boulevard.
>>68683977
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_36KRMbtIQE
FUCKING PUMP IT UPPP
>>68683848
actress name? whats this from?
she looks like a qt
>>68683109
>i bypassed the compressor
>i thought she was with you
>stinky dinky
>youre a big guy
>i am the architect
>silent "stop invincible child"
>droid please! (galaxystar hiphop music in the background)
>>68683949
OP said worst, not best.
>>68683485
VV's lines were fucking awful.
>>68683146
Nigga that was only in the book
>>68684110
Some were better than others.
>>68684037
Natalia Hershlag
>>68683109What's the next step of your masterplan?
It was too obvious that at that moment he was already fucked.
>>68684221
thanks
>OBI-WAN: I'm here looking for Anakin . . . When was the last time you saw him?
>PADME: Yesterday.
>OBI-WAN: And do you know where he is now?
>PADME: (looks down) No.
>OBI-WAN: Padme, I need your help. He's in grave danger.
>PADME: From the Sith?
>OBI-WAN: From himself . . .
>>68683686
Not
>I don't like sand
>>68683109
>No, they expect one of us in the wreckage, brother.
>Have we started the fire?
>Yes, the fire rises!
This is so weird and bad and cringey, it doesn't fit the character of Bane desu
Also
>he didn't fly so good
>>68685150
Who does?
>I dont like sand. It's course and rough and irritating and it gets everywhere!
![B001QXDLHY.02.LZZZZZZZ[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/Ggz6zl5.jpg "B001QXDLHY.02.LZZZZZZZ[1].jpg")
>Especially now that we have a black President!
>>68683657
Oh hi Mark
>>68683109
"My sons are riding into deadly danger"
>>68683109
TELL THAT TO ZOD'S SNAPPED NECK
>>68683686
Prequelfag will defend this
>>68683657
oh hai mark
>>68686007
...
>>68683657
>mfw reading the disaster artist
>>68683109
From my point of view, the Jedi are evil!
>>68683109
Always Be Closing, don't know how people take that scene seriously.
"I'm Rey"
>>68684037
Carrie Fisher
Sheev: I have waited a long time for this moment, my little green friend. At last, the Jedi are no more.
Yoda: Not if anything to say about it I have.
>You are a big guy
>For you
>>68684037
Daisy Ridley
>>68683686
Literally what's wrong with this?
>>68686160
jesus christ
>>68683485
I get the intent of the line.
He's saying don't do things out of desperation, but that line is so clunky.
At least it isn't pants on head retarded like >>68683149
Also the classic from 2012
>The neutrinos are mutating!
>>68683109
>Man, everybody got AIDS and shit
Showgirls is a deep film
You should have stayed dead.
>>68683945
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2tLf1JO5bvE
Might be worse
>YOU WOULDN'T GIVE IT TO AN ORDINARY SHITIZEN
DO YOU BLEED?
YOU WILL
You can piss in a jar and call it Granny's Peach Tea
>>68684019
kino
>>68685919
Has Joss Wheadon ever written a non-cringe inducing piece of dialogue?
>>68686160
>my little green friend
>not if anything to say about it I have
that one two punch is what made that the worst moment in the movie
>>68686862
>I'm not a lady, I'm a journalist
>Agents of SHIELD gets good, I mean it!
>>68686160
THIS. I rewatched the prequel trilogy recently and this is when I realized everyone is stupid and the third one is the worst piece of shit of them all. The dialogue is cringeworthy the whole way through.
>IT'S HIS MOTHER'S NAME, MARTHA IS HIS MOTHER'S NAME
I spit my soda
>>68687852
It was fine in ep1 because jar jar was the only one like that and he was supposed to be retarded.
It started with ep2 since yoda is more prominent, but also anything between padme and Anakin. There's no way Hayden could save this mess.
Ep3 was just george phoning it in, just more of ep2 nonsense. I have no idea how people can say ep3 was good. It is fucking awful in every possible way
>>68683485
I genuinely can not remember this line but I instantly know it's from TD season 2 just because how awful it is
"Ah red dat it..... wuz better than SIV five's brave new world expansion on Kow-Tah-kew
>>68686342
how did you get away from your carers long enough to type this
>>68683109
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hi5jjXTPtyY
>>68686679
"Must be something… not having guys cum on you"
>>68686885
> Joss Whedon personally wrote every line in every episode of Buffy, Angel, Firefly and Dollhouse
>>68686342
That's not how people talk. I'm sorry about your condition.
>>68686862
That line wasn't too bad in the trailer, but sweet fuck was it pretty bad in the movie.
In the context of that scene, "You Will" doesn't even need to be said.
>>68683109
Any Vin Diesel one in Furious 7
>>68683149
Not even memeing, but what the fuck did he mean by this?
>>68686885
Buffy was pretty great overall.
No more dead cops!
>>68687275
Don't be a hypocrite, you were shiposting "epic fail" on /b/ like nobody's business at some point.
>>68687275
>SHE'S AN ELITE HACKER LOL
TV executives are all moronic inbred kikes
>>68683485
you give me Blue Balls of the Heart
>Obi-Wan: Why do I get the feeling you're going to be the death of me?
>Anakin: Don't say that, master. You're the closest thing I have to a father.
>>68689707
I did no such thing.
>the Neutrinos! They're... mutating!
>>68690084
revenge of the sith is still better than force awakens tho
>Padme: We used to come here for school retreat. We would swim to that island every day. I love the water. We used to lie out on the sand and let the sun dry us and try to guess the names of the birds singing.
>Anakin: I don't like sand. It's coarse and rough and irritating and it gets everywhere. Not like here. Here everything is soft and smooth.
>Anakin: From the moment I met you, all those years ago, not a day has gone by when I haven't thought of you. And now that I'm with you again... I'm in agony. The closer I get to you, the worse it gets. The thought of not being with you- I can't breath. I'm haunted by the kiss that you should never have given me. My heart is beating... hoping that kiss will not become a scar. You are in my very soul, tormenting me... what can I do?- I will do anything you ask.
>[uncomfortable pause]
>Anakin: ... if you are suffering as much as I am, PLEASE, tell me.
>>68689707
What movie is that from
>>68689257
>That's the thing about street fights...the street ALWAYS wins!
Even with all the insanity that happened before, my mind was not ready for that amount of try-hard
>do you know superman?
That was a line in cloverfield, the girl says something about Supes and then the guy with the camera goes like "omg you are such a nerd xD do you know superman? o.O"
J.J. is a fucking hack fuck him
>>68686007
go fuck yourself
>>68683848
It's a testament to their acting that they said it with straight faces.
>>68686007
I'm not even mad
>>68690392
4chan: Le Movie
>>68689707
>something that was popular a decade ago and has been entirely played out for many years is still just as funny to say today
Actual Redditor detected.
>>68689707
Yes, 9 years ago
>>68690721
this picture gets me every time
>>68690721
>a decade ago
Stop getting your history from encyclopedia dramatica, you're impressing no one.
>hello beautiful, and you are beautiful
>>68686186
dumb frogposter
The "deep existential metaphors" from The Fault In Our Stars made me cringe so hard I dislocated both arms. I don't even want to look them up because of how euphoric they are.
>>68690846
This is truly epic for the win
>>68689654
The original line to this was suppose to be; "No more big guys."
>>68691056
>masked EFG
Does your newfaggotry know no limits? I bet you can't even triforce.
>>68689108
Young and naive romantic couple do have that sort of cringey as fuck sweet words for each other though.
But of course
>current years
>romantic women
>>68686007
I really, really like this image
>Arya
>I can't see
>>68691187
>Young and naive romantic couple do have that sort of cringey as fuck sweet words for each other though.
The dialogue still doesn't flow naturally. Nervous teenagers would stumble with words, stutter or say "like" a lot, not go into an autistic rant about love blinding you.
It's like really shitty poetry, it sounds awkward, it doesn't work as dialogue. People have been telling George this since the first three movies.
The fact that you don't see anything wrong with that exchange says more about you than the exchange itself.
>>68691237
JA JA, GUÁRDALA, AMIGO. ES TUYA.
>You're a greedy bitch
20 good men
>>68683891
kek
>>68686087
>not liking Based mamet
Eat a dick, commie
>"poo butt ass."
he won an AA for this performance, too
>>68683686
Anakin Skywalker: I hate sand, it's coarse, rough...
>if he says it gets everywhere I'm leaving
... And it gets everywhere
>fuck
>>68683686
What did they mean by this?
>>68690846
Sorry you didn't get the memo for a couple of years after it stopped being popular. It's like posting doge now. It's played out. Move on to the new memes that are still fresh.
>>68683686
Shows how love is autistic, how they don't understand their feelings, and misunderstanding is ultimately the cause of Ani's fall.
Not hard to understand, pleb
couldn't stand pretty much everything Kate Mara says on House Of Cards
>Alright, I'll be your whore. Now pay me.
"I've just pissed in my pants, and nobody can do anything about it."
from Dances With Wolves
>>68691056
FOUND THE WORST LINE
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_yThfdrdFL8
>I'm gonna make him an offer he can't refuse
From the Sopranos
"poo butt ass"
>>68684110
They get way more flak than they should.
>>68683485
I mean fuck, all this is "don't do shit out of desperation."
>>68691644
>implying doge isn't still the dankest meme on the information superhighway
such anger
much frustrations
wow
>>68683109
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4KoKWf6pLs8
WHERE'S THE TRIGGER!
WHERE ISHIT!
YOU NEVER GAVE IT TO AN ORDINARY SHITICHEN!
WHERE ISHIT, WHERE'S THE TRIGGER! WHERE ISHIT!
>the world's best detective
>You're poopy - John Cena
"That's a lot of fish"
>>68692213
Superbad was actually a pretty good kinoflick
>>68683686
What?
>>68691661
That's because Rooney > Mara
>>68691651
Still a shit line pleb
>>68686007
even the filename tricked me god damn
>i live my life a quarter mile at a time. for those ten seconds OR LESS I'm free.
>>68683686
what the fuck were they thinking?
>>68691638
good post
>>68686342
bad post
>>68683686
>triggered
>"I love listening to your little pissant soldiers trying to talk tough. They make me laugh. If Matrix was here, he'd laugh too."
>>68689368
Pretty sure that it means they won't live enough to the see their birthday, so it's like Seagal is stealing the birthday from them
At least that's what i think
>>68692944
That is exactly what it means. Seagal just didn't pronounce the 's after "motherfucker" because he is retarded.
>>68692817
>anything from Commando
>bad
Fuck you.
>>68693098
>"I think it is you who is afraid, Mr Bennett. You are afraid of Matrix."
>>68693025
>I will snatch every motherfucker's birthday
That still doesn't make sense. What the fuck does that even mean? That's not a well-known or used expression to mean 'killing people'. It's stupid.
>>68693367
>That's not a well-known or used expression to mean 'killing people'
Do you live under a rock?
>“MAYBE YOU SHOULD HAVE RAISED A MAN...INSTEAD OF A GIRLY LITTLE BITCH.”
>>68693367
Obviously it's a bad attempt at originality. There are only so many ways you can say "I'm going to kill them."
>>68683953
Oh god, that's reeeeally bad
>>68686160
That can't be real
>>68683109
Last episode sucked.
>>68692259
>HEY AUDIENCE, I AM A BAD GUY
>>68693219
>Of course. I'm smart.
>You know what I like best about this car? The price.
>>68690258
maybe if you saw III in theaters when you were 12.
>>68696720
>"Remember I promised to kill you last?"
>"That's right, Matrix. You did!"
>"I lied."
Fucking R U T H L E S S
>>68683109
I WILL SNATCH EVERY MOTHERFUCKER BIRTHDAY
UNDEROOS
>You ever fucked a girl with white pussy hair?
>YEH UR GRANDMA LOLOL
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pXhKzY0BKwY
>>68686679
Fuck off Doug
>>68693457
>"DYAAH"
>>68697240
That entire part was cringeworthy
The part with the naked woman and killing another khal, etc was so god damn shitty. Like, marvel tier humor.
Katana: Mom? You're alive!
Sindel: Too bad...YOU will die!
>>68689654
What is wrong with that line? I always thought it was just the delivery that was bad, and that faggot giving the queer nod.
>Mother, you're alive!
>Too bad YOU WILL DIE!
>>68683109
>I never lost a tooth. I've never even had a fucking cavity.
>>68686007
>full filename
>>68683686
Anakin : From the moment I met you, all those years ago, not a day has gone by when I haven't thought of you. And now that I'm with you again... I'm in agony. The closer I get to you, the worse it gets. The thought of not being with you- I can't breath. I'm haunted by the kiss that you should never have given me. My heart is beating... hoping that kiss will not become a scar. You are in my very soul, tormenting me... what can I do?- I will do anything you ask.
almost every lines from SW prequels
>you call us niggers but the thi ng aboUT niggers , is.... (more black people come around the corner) there's always more than one.
>>68686007
>no garbage day
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=i7gIpuIVE3k
>>68683485
Caspere knew this
>Obi-Wan: Anakin, Senator Palpatine is evil!
>Anakin: From my point of view, the Jedi are evil!
Where do you even begin with this line.
>>68688172
ep 3 is objectively the best star wars so far
maybe the new one is better, too soon to tell
and dont give me that the original ones were better, thats literally your age talking, they were shit
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VPzUXlgBJrU
>>68699814
>not posting the whole sequence
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cA9vLK1VllA
>>68699996
i guess you could say..
THAT YOU ARE LOST
ban dun tzz
>>68683686
I might be a little drunk but reading that it actually kind of makes sense, because in the end love really did blind anakin, with his emotions overriding his judgement and fucking up his whole life
>>68691632
>Anakin Skywalker: I hate sand snakes, it's coarse, rough...
>... And it gets everywhere
>>68690550
That's the joke.
The girl then sarcastically asks if he knows Garfield as well. Both are popular icons known by everyone and the guy was deluded.
>>68700210
t. Cuckistani
>>68697240
that was literally only good 10 seconds of the episode
>>68684037
Sasha Grey
>>68687092
>Fine, journalist lady!
>>68686007
Haven't had this genuine of a chuckle in a while.
>>68686052
>it took 3 hours to film that one fucking shot
Fuck now I gotta reread it, I'm already chuckling.
Has this gem been posted yet?
http://youtu.be/V1jbNpi44Kk
>>68696962
Christ I heard their voices in my head perfectly
>>68683109
>Everything a lie. Everything you hear, everything you see. So much to spew out. They just keep coming, one after another. You're in a box. A moving box. They want you dead, or in their lie... There's only one thing a man can do - find something that's his, and make an island for himself. If I never meet you in this life, let me feel the lack; a glance from your eyes, and my life will be yours.
>Shut up in a tomb. Can't lift the lid. Playing a role I never conceived.
>We. We together. One being. Flow together like water. Till I can't tell you from me. I drink you. Now. Now.
>>68693367
He was trying to put a spin on "They won't live to see their next birthday."
>>68683485
one of those lines that makes you go "wait, what?"
>>68701414
I've never seen that film. Thought Mallick was probably overrated. Now I know it. Thanks anon.
>>68701560
And those are just the classic lines worthy of quotation.
>>68701414
He really is the HP Lovecraft of film.
Now if only he did horror.
>>68686007
Didn't trick me either time.
>>68683686
This is charming dialogue. I've never watched the prequels but if this is the dialogue people were scoffing at, I'm beginning to think I should have.
>>68683686
>not knowing they were out of love and were pretending
How about I take you home and eat your pussy
Based Malcolm Merlin
>>68688917
I'm watching Buffy for the first time at the moment.
It's so 90's.
I'm only halfway into season 1 so the characters are still being developed.
>>68683686
I still don't understand what the FUCK this is supposed to mean.
>>68689707
Anon defending his television set there.
>>68701879
dude it's Shakespearian lmao
>>68699317
>hoping that kiss will not become a scar.
Goddammit George.
>>68686723
Fuck.
>>68690845
There's something very unsettling about it.
>>68690721
Goddamn that furry is happy.
>>68686007
>gets me with the image
>gets me with the filename
God dammit.
>>68690929
fuck off theres nothing wrong with frogposting
>>68686186
>If I take that off, will you die?
>It will be extremely painful...for you.
Brilliant, actually.
>>68701840
You're watching the best parts. As the characters develop, they lose their depth and turn into one-dimensional toyetic action figures, as is common for most Whedon tripe.
>>68702975
This is why Firefly turned out as well as it had. It didn't have time to go to shit.
