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2016-04-24 22:33:39 Post No. 68680523
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2016-04-24 22:33:39
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>M. Knight Shamalan approaches Brendan sitting alone at a table in at the dusky cocktail dive
>Fraiser downs his protein scotch and wipes away the snot and tears.
>"Im ready to return Mr. Shamalan, what do you got for me?"
>Brendan i would like you to star in the mummy remake.
>Hot Damn, Brendan slaps the table "IM BACK BABY"
>Theres just one TWIST, sham the man smiles
>You will play as an decrepit old arab porter who helps the young african lead male meet the beautiful young woman who is supposed to be your wife.
>You will be turned into a dusty mummy, since this is a very low budget film, we needed to do this to save money on costume and makeup.
>Your not even the main mummy bad guy,just a goofy henchmen, remember Encino Man? that's what we need here.
>eventually a rat and giant snake eats you during a random action sequence.
>Brendan stops sobbing and quietly asks
"SO, whats the twist?"
>the twist is getting you to accept a check for $1000 since we have to pay your wife the other half for your rights to the 'Mummy' franchise.
>That and the whole fucking movie takes place inside of a scorpion's dream
