>Dad cuts off your hand
How do you react?
>>68664461
He told u to stop toughing yourself so its your fault.
>>68665705
ahahahaha nice one friend XD
Practice on a hot dog for a few nights, i don't wanna rip my dick off with that thing.
Kick him right in the dick
masturbate
post on tv
>Y-you too!
>mom's husband cuts off my hand
and it was my falconry hand too, now how am I gonna avoid the designated theater shooter
cut off his hand several years later even though it's robotic
>>68664461
Grow a bigger, better hand.
>>68666086
But then that reminds you of just how alike the two of you are.
>>68664461
Who?
>>68664461
Cry, get fake hand, pretend to like him, cut off his fake hand. Piss off his boss.
>>68666112
dammit
AARRRGGHHH ARRGGHH MY HAND ARRRGGHHHHH
>>68665705
>toughing
> english isn't even my third language, all uses of 'ough' must mean 'ugg'
>>68666083
with your anvil OH LOOK EVERYONE /tv/ MEMES SO SUPREME YOU LET OUT A SCREAM
thanks doc