So, he did it, right?
ITS TREASON THEN
did what?
>>68649235
What did Jim Norton do?
>>68649235
"Died in her sleep," Yeah right!
Fuck you OP.
>>68649235
Maybe now he won't be so cynical and hateful to people he disagrees with. I had a friend who was a hardcore reddit fedora atheist, geared his entire life towards hating God and those who support him, he then had twins, both had defects, one died a couple weeks in the other cannot breathe without assistance. Not saying you have to believe in that stuff but karma does bite you in the ass.
Absolutely.
JUST
>talk shit about trump
>wife dies
>>68649368
This is bait, best not to respond to it. I took one for the team so you don't have to.
>>68649368
He was going on those tirades about people for what, a week, then this happens?
I was even about to tweet him about how much of a faggot he was being, then the next day his wife dies.
Feel bad for him still, he's not a bad guy, just a cuck.
>>68649235
he assassinated kennedt. he's capable of anything.
>>68649424
I feel bad for him too. I just hope this is eye opening. Like maybe he can stop being a bitter cynical condescending asshole to those who disagree with him. Maybe after some time this will benefit him as a human being.
Yes.
Or that's what the police report is going to say.
She died of a fat heart. Good gravy lady
>>68649451
>Hey honey why don't you get off the internet and stop tweeting about how much you hate Donald Trump? Maybe spend some time with me and your daughter?
>THE RIGHT WINGERS MUST KNOW HOW RACIST THEY'RE BEING, AND I HAVE THE RESPONSIBILITY AS A COMEDIAN!
Contrary to how the saying goes.. Bad things happen to "people who actually do shit with their lives."
You don't have to be a bad person to have bad things happen to you.. You just gotta get out of bed.
TL;Dr: JUST stay in bed and shitpost all day
>>68649482
>You don't have to be a bad person
You could argue he was a bad person though.
>>68649482
I advocate for staying in bed grinning and pulling your ween
it's hard to properly feel bad for him because you know if ted cruz or donald trump's wife died suddenly he would feel zero sympathy and make jokes about it
>>68649368
>This guy is irritating so it's cosmic retribution when his kids die
If karma was real it would give you a kick in the ass for that stupid post.
>>68649424
Tirades about what? against what people
Christians or just people in general? what did he say can you be more specific? im just really curious
>>68649554
He's just an ugly guy that fought depression for his whole life and tried to seek refuge in nerdy shit, found some popularity, and now has to virtue signal to make himself feel like a good person since he doesn't naturally.
>>68649609
Donald Trump, people that don't want to vote for Hillary, shit like that. All basic junk, but he basically said that if you don't vote because you don't like Hillary, you're a child, and that voting democratic no matter what is the only way to be correct.
Called everyone racist that doesn't do that.
Rumor is she told Patton that the prequels were far superior to episode 7. That made him furious. Then she said because she's a writer her opinion carried more weight he then proceeded to strangle her. Brian Posehn watched her die and masturbated to it.
Some days you in bed with your wife and she refuses to life
>>68649592
Dedicating your whole life to hating something is more than just being irritating dumbass.
>>68649666
Did he also did a Marvel/Star Wars filibuster, Satan?
She probably died due to drugs. It's always what happens when they don't tell you the cause. In a couple of days you might hear vaguely that she had a seizure or stroke. Thats the tell.
>>68649461
>founded the website True Crime Diary
Maybe one of the True Criminals got pissed.
>>68649687
>Dedicating your whole life to hating something
Story of the average 4chan user
>>68649790
Fuck you i'm black
>>68649875
You want a fucking medal nigger?
Somebody indeed.
>>68649235
was my first thought. then i saw his twitter and was sure.
>>68649904
I will affirmative action my boot up your booty ass bitch
>Patton comes home one night
>his wife sitting underneath the covers, contently reading a book
>he smiles and asks how her day was
>she tells him she went to see a movie
>Patton asks what it was and if she liked it
>she tells him it was Batman vs Superman
>immediately he gives a wry grin and chortles his horrific whiny laugh
>"Honey I thought it was pretty good. Not a masterpiece by any means, but not anywhere near deserving of the critical crucifixion it received."
>immediately the blood pounds through patton like shiny new stormtroopers, his face burning red like gooks in nam
>"HOW CAN YOU SAY THAT IT WAS THE WORST MOVIE OF ALL TIME! THEY RUINED SUPERMAN AND BATMAN!"
>"What did you think was wrong with the movie dear?"
>a blood vessel explodes in Patton's eye, staining the sclera a hellish red and his mouth opens and closes as he gibbers like a maniac
>"Y-you.."
>his hands shake as he raises them up
>"YOU FUCKING DKEK! DIE!"
>he tackles his wife in the bed, the wooden legs exploding with gunshot cracks beneath as it collapses to the floor
>his fat sausage fingers wrap tight around her through, strangling her to death
>"YOU SHOULD NEVER HAVE SUPPORTED TRUMP! THIS WAS YOUR LAST CHANCE!"
My best friend when I was 16 was a 52 year old woman and her husband. She had epilepsy and passedearly thanksgiving morning aND as he tells me she felt cold so he cuddled up next to her to warm her up and dozed back off. He woke up a couple hours later and she didn't feel right and she smelled like shit. She had been dead for 8 hours. They think she was dead when he crawled in to bed. He sleeps on a couch now... I felt so bad for the guy... I can't imagine but I do ha e a tad of insight.
I'd buy Trump did it if and only his intended target was Patton. Trump is too incompetent to hit the right target.
Why so edgy?
>>68650026
Fuck off back to Canada, Ted.
>>68649982
4/10 mild keks. Kill yourself with gusto
>>68650026
Oh a Trump joke. Why do Libertarians always advertise? Honey no
>>68649368
He'll sure think twice before being a dick from now on, well done Jesus.
>>68649235
The consent carries over from the night before, warm sperm in a cold body isn't illegal.
Patton's parents are both military and ultra-patriotic.
He's named after General George S. Patton for Christ's sake.
How long before he kills himself? Nothing helps depression more than a spouse dying.
>>68650210
No. He's named after Mike Patton, the godfather of punk
>>68650139
How about he'll reevaluate his life and maybe consider not being so hateful.
>>68650321
>Implying he doesn't have Free Pass to get the hottest pussy now
Nigga is rich as shit, he now is able to get a 10/10 pussy. Look at Jon Lovitz.
>>68649235
Let her death be a lesson for all handsome bagel-house employees not to wink at married women or give them extra cheese bagels when she has only asked for and paid for 5.
AHAHAHA I'M LAUGHING SO HARD I CAN'T EVEN FUCKING BREATHE
THIS IS THE BEST NEWS I'VE HEARD ALL YEAR
FUCK THIS FUCKING FAGGOT I HOPE HE NECKS HIMSELF ASAP
>>68649482
>TL;Dr: JUST stay in bed and shitpost all day
way ahead of you senpai. more 'big' moments in my life have been shit, and theyve been from being outside interacting with people.
once i went full hermit mode my life became much smoother. theyll tell you youre not living lift to the fullest because thats the meme from television.
i highly fucking doubt we evolved to go on trips around the world and interact with randoms every other week, that's just a byproduct of innovation and commercialisation.
i also dont see billionaires interacting with lots of different randoms all the time, they dont, cause they know randoms are volatile and not worthy of meeting.
Oswalt in Young Adult is literally how I imagine /tv/ to be like.
>Works in a quiet bar at night to avoid people
>Spends his time painting figures of capes
>Talks about Star Wars all the time
>Bullied by jocks in high school and has a cynical hatred for people now
>>68650988
Yeah but his cynical hatred was somewhat warranted by those jocks having crippled him.
>>68650707
Your life has value my friend.
>>68649368
>he doesn't believe in god
>karma got him
religion is not a buffet
>>68651319
No it doesn't, human life doesn't have value.
>>68651319
No, it probably doesn't.
>>68651319
i dunno dude ive looked around and the only people who are worthy of respect are scientists curing diseases/doctors treating people
and thats still a luck thing, so maybe 0.000001% of people are vital
the rest of us just get to enjoy the ride... i enjoy the ride more when other people arent fucking my ride up
>>68651430
Religion is dangerous like anything else build on altruism with a widespread popularity, just look at the amount of priests that have been protected by the church while they are pedofiles or other atrocities these people have done to protect themselves and take your money.
>>68651522
Life is an MMORPG and you can group or solo or both. Whichever way the player prefers is up to them.
>>68651560
>Religion is dangerous like anything else build on altruism
Ayntologist detected
>>68649703
>Did he also did
>>68649235
Duh.. isn't it obvious?
Don't mind me. Just gotta see if the janny put in a ban request for that jobs thread i made.
>>68651648
Neoclassical/new-keynesianist but Ayn Rand did inspire me, used to be a Christian too but fell for the pussy and now I'm an atheist.
>>68649303
The funniest story is when Jim heard that Robin Williams was praising him on Charlie Rose. He watched the episode over and over before he realized that the person had mistaken Patton for Jim.
Jesus Christ OP
CHIEF OF SPACE POLICE OUT
>>68654024
It was this picture that put her over the top. She then saw the futility of her life and decided enough was enough.
>>68654024
If Patton does not find this hilarious he is a hypocrite.
If one jokes about their wife's mysterious death, does that make them a suspect?
>>68654024
would of been funnier if it was just 'Or your wife' the dead part makes it seem edgy tryhard
>>68654024
oh FUCK
>>68654361
i agree
>>68651560
>Projecting that hard
>>68654024
over the line desu
>>68654024
That's just cruel.
>>68651560
That's the church's fault (as in the institute). Not Catholicism.
>>68657287
The institute wouldn't exist without the religion, checkmate peado :^)
>>68654024
>>68649368
>Redditor
>karma bites them in the ass
BRAVO
>>68657693
>>68651522
But if the rest of life is worthless, what makes those doctors special? After all, they're only curing worthless lives.
>>68650641
>try hard American teenagers
>>68658468
>kill jester
