/tv/ is full of alcoholics.
which would you get along with?
Bob Belcher is an alcoholic? I don't remember that in any of the episodes.
>>68622360
Brock isn't much of a drinker... Swap him for Archer
Bender
Coach McGuirk
Dale
Randy
Homer
Maybe Roger and Rick, but I'm afraid they'd kill me.
>>68622360
>get to hang out with mission hill cast
if only...
>>68622473
This. He drinks a normal amount. You could replace him with the wizard from Ugly Americans.
>>68622473
He got drunk with those tranny hookers.. and he drank a bottle of absinthe that one thanksgiving..
thats all I can remember.
>>68622598
Got drunk and make the model of the bus from Speed
>>68622360
Literally the only person is Archer and you didn't include him yet included Bob.
>>68622360
Futurama guys
Rusty Venture
Coach McGurk
As much as I like KOTH guys, I don't think they'd be much fun to be around.
Dale
>>68622553
Right? They're the only ones who seem to say "work is done for the day, let's go get hammered".
Also, King of the Hill, Family Guy and The Simpsons guys are all too old to get along with. They must be in their 60s by now.
>>68622360
Dr Venture if I he isn't making the drinks.
Jeff would be the most fun, just friendly and truly happy about doing anything. But thats because hes a stoner, not a drinker
>>68622360
I see so much of Philip J Fry in myself it's scary sometimes, so him I guess
Also calling Brock Samson an alcoholic seems extreme. Even Dr. Venture is more of a pillhead
>if i knew we had shit to talk about
Bob Allman (god the devil and bob)
Brock (Samson)
Stroker
Double Wide
Pickles (Oblong)
>realistic
Fry
Andy
Jim
>would love to but would be a bad idea
Nathan Explosion
Pickles the Drummer
Rick (and Morty)
Captain Murphy
Bender
Clay Puppington
>>68622939
lmao the red mocha cooler sounded like vomit
>>68623106
There was a publicity event for it where they made real slim jim fizzes, and all the grease just congealed at the top of the glass
>not hanging with Sparks for the bantz
>>68622473
Bob's not an alcoholic, but Linda is.
>>68622598
>>68622635
Neither of those make you an "alcoholic" you fucking putzes.
Top 3 have to be Andy French, Jim...whatever his last name is, and Coach McGuirk
>>68623210
Theres one scene when Linda says to Bob that the kids are a 2 bottle of wine a day problem, or something close to that.
I took that to mean 1 bottle of wine for each of them.
>>68623165
That sounds awesome, I love Slim Jim Juice. Gonna google this now
>>68622863
but could you handle his constant wrong theories that you could prove wrong with a google search, and him saying "google doesn't count" ?
In puritanical America, literally everyone who ever touches a drop of alcohol is an "alcoholic".
Thank god that country doesn't have much longer for this world.
>>68623330
There's 3 of them.
>>68622360
Bob Belcher
He's not an alcoholic, and makes kick ass burgers.
What more could I want?
>no one wants to hang out with Lenny and Carl
What's wrong with you people?
>>68623435
I can't tell if you're being comedic or stupid but amusing either way.
Carl, Carl, Pickles, Pickles, Bob and Bob
>no barney
how can you fuck up a list so badly?
>>68622360
Fry, Mcgurk, rick, bender and archer.
>It's a 'character is seen drinking more than once so must have a drinking problem' episode
This meme needs to end
>>68623559
>>68623627
happy? now there's 4 missing spots
>>68622360
I am Roger but I would hang out with Fry. I could walk all over him like Bender does and he would still love me more than that bitch Stan.
>>68622360
Jeff isn't an alcoholic, he's a pothead
Bender is hardly an alcoholic, alcohol fuels his power cells
Rusty Venture doesn't really drink
Brock doesn't really drink
>>68623856
Captain Murphy wasn't a drunk either.
You could put all the Metalocalypse guys on there
>>68622360
intelligent nihilistic and with a wicked sense of humor...
>>68624029
>Brendan, there's nothing wrong with lying to women... or the government... or your parents... or God
>>68623711
This
Alcoholism is a serious disease that fucks up your life, I don't think anyone on King of the Hill or Venture Bros has it. I blame fucking Puritanical Americans thinking that drinking regularly = alcoholism, like >>68623374
said
t. American
You think the King of the Hill guys are alcoholics?
>>68623462
Bob is definitely the best cartoon dad. Quirky, but not a bafoon, genuinely cares about kids to the point that he consistently puts his own needs second to ensure his family's happiness.
>>68622360
Of all of those I feel like I'd get along best with Boomhauer or Fry.
>>68624093
>that time that King of the Hill gang couldn't go a few days without beer so they went to Mexico and got diarrhea from mexican bananas
>>68622658
and they included the oblongs mom and the drawn together pig
pleb taste confirmed
>>68622360
This thread is stupid, enjoying alcoholic beverages doesn't make you an alcoholic. For example, take Bob Belcher for example. There's been over 100 episodes and he's only been shown drunk like three times. On top of that he's been shown drinking one beer, alcoholics simply can't have just one beverage.
>>68624209
They like beer and vacations are normal.
>>68624907
They had to have their beer though. They gave up on every other brand and couldn't wait for the restock in Texas.
>>68624093
>>68623374
I agree with you guys about alcoholism, but disagree that these thread has anything to do with puritan beliefs. More than likely whoever made that image is a 16 who drinks a couple light beers or ciders and a shot of jager on weekends and thinks it's edgy to call himself an alcoholic.
>>68625168
Real alcoholics don't have brand loyalty. They would drink whatever they could get their hands on the fastest. I like Vernors gingerale and on occasion I have driven to further away grocery stores to get it because none of my local stores carry it. That doesn't mean I'm addicted to soda
>>68625534
...yes it does
you might not like what addiction is defined as, but you certainly fit it, you soda addict.
>>68625587
>XD
>>68625534
>let's drive to another country so we can finally drink our beer because i don't want to wait a couple days
said the alcoholic to the judge
>>68625957
>our beer
alcoholics aren't addicted to brands of alcohol though, have you never heard of people drinking mouthwash and hand sanitizer before?
>>68626014
when they're broke
they don't have a loyalty to listerine
You can be an alcoholic with a preference and a truck.
>>68625587
Addicted means I can't live without it. I have gone months without soda. Cravings =/= addiction.
>>68626070
You can be addicted but go without a lot of things. I'm not sure what your point is. It's like I said fire is hot, but you said rainbows exist in a rainstorm. Okay? What we both said is true but it's not like you have an actual point.
>>68626062
They drove a considerable distance. No real alcoholic would sacrifice all the time if they didn't have to. They're stubborn, but not alcoholics. Beer culture isn't a disease and they don't drink to get wasted.
>>68626146
> it's not like you have an actual point.
and you do, guy who thinks alcoholics will only drink their brand and that driving to a different grocery store for a certain item= addiction?
>>68622360
Dr. Venture isn't a alcoholic, he just likes to make bizarre cocktails. If anything, he missed his calling as a mixologist.
>>68626146
If I was addicted to soda I couldn't go months without drink it. I enjoy soda but I could live without it, if my doctor told me to never drink it again I could easily give it up.
>>68623856
remove bob belcher you stupid nigger
>no Bojack
>tfw you, the mission hill gang, and coach mcguirk will never go down to sealab and get hammered with captain murphy while riding around in golf carts
why live?
>>68627747
>tfw deathklok is playing in pod six
Captain Hero is the coolest
>>68622360
who is the third guy in the first row?
>It's a 'Americans think anyone who drinks is an alcoholic' episode
REMOVE /CO/
>>68629576
Carl
c'mon you left out the only proper alcoholic, Barney from simpsons. Those other characters are just made to look more goofy with bottle in their hand and worst slurred drunk accents ever
/co/ is the real reason this board has completely gone to shit in the past several years
>>68629613
It's a disease. Get yourself checked out.
>>68622360
>consuming liquid poison that destroys your liver and makes feel like horrible shit the next day
>not smoking the glorious and natural herb
>>68631105
The most expensive O'skie in the universe.
>>68626230
They bought non alamo beer in that episode
And dismissed it as faggy european lagers
They were 100% in the right
>>68631028
look up what a disease is and then shoot yourself in the fucking face for being a mouthbreathing retard waste of life
