What went wrong?
Is there a reason Keanu went full Nick Cage in this?
Does he fuck their shit up in the end or does he just go down like a little bitch?
>>68276446
latter
>>68276343
>hey Keanu you want to star in my movie and fuck my wife
>whoakay
>>68276658
it's like they tried to throw a curveball by taking an actor who is typecast as a badass and cast him as a complete pussy. the reverse would have worked but this just falls flat
>>68276658
most men would fight to the death just to catch a whiff of those panties a week later
whoever directed that film is a man among men
>>68276343
IT WAS FREE PIZZA!
IT WAS FREE FUCKING PIZZA!
It was an Eli Roth movie. It was never going to be good.
>>68276343
What movie with Keanu Reeves went right? There is literally one (1). Pro-tip: It's not John Wick.
>>68278240
CHOCOLATE SPRINKLES
>>68278307
Johnny Mnemonic
>>68278307
Actually there's two:
Bill and Ted's excellent adventure
Bill and Ted's bogus journey
>>68276658
>that webm
fuck me, sometimes you just have to play along
goddamnit
>>68276446
>>68276658
>>68277006
>>68277134
There is an ending where he hunts them, catches them doing the same thing to another guy and gets his revenge
https://www.youtube.com/watch?app=desktop&persist_app=1&v=p3Um7u5Ijkw
>>68276658
I would have such a raging erection if I were Keanu on that scene, they won't be even able to film it because my dick would take most of the camera goddammit
Eli Roth is a literal cuck. One of those girls is his wife.
>>68278307
He has a lot good movies but he has an equal amount of duds.
>>68276343
The pizza wasnt free
>literally bitches and whores: the movie
