What do you guys drink when you're at the cinema?
Pic related for me. I love Coke Zero.
I hate Kevin Hart so much. How the fuck did he ever get famous?
>>68273331
He took the roles that were given to him and doesn't rock the boat.
>>68273331
He works harder than you.
>>68273358
Yeah but how do people find him funny? He's the farthest thing from funny.
>>68273296
>mfw coke is marketing on 4chan
>with the exact same post and image verbatim
>>68273380
That may be true. But at least I don't have to use a booster seat when I drive in a car.
>>68273398
His standup is pretty funny
Water because I'm not fat
>>68273460
Screaming and acting like a retard gets old fast.
>>68273486
I'm guessing you hate about 98% of all comedians.
>>68273296
literally what is the difference between Diet Coke and Coke Zero
I like to bring a couple of activated almonds to the cinema showers to get ready before the movie.
>>68273525
Comedians today are just preaching leftist. Black humor is all the same too. Comedy is too fascist nowadays.
>>68273331
Because he actually did something with his life instead of shitposting on 4chan like we all do
>>68273552
coke zero tastes better tbqh
one that note i sneak in beer, tequila, or vodka
>>68273621
Name one funny thing he's done.
>>68273486
Not everyone wants to watch old white guys bitch and moan about being old and white.
>>68273296
whiskey, sometimes whiskey and coke zero
>>68273659
So who wants to watch niggers scream and shout?
>>68273711
>sometimes whiskey and coke zero
Does that go down as good as whiskey and coke?
>>68273737
literally millions of Americans... the entire reason why Kevin Hart is famous in the first place? keep up, anon.
>>68273780
So how does that justify why he's funny?
>>68273655
Doesn't matter. He did something with his life.
>>68273655
I enjoyed his stand up before he became a movie star
>>68273737
More than you would think.
>>68273855
Sure he has.
>>68273856
Sorry. You might be retarded
>>68273866
Those poor mentally defective people
It's people pretending humors is objective and not subjective thread again.
>>68273296
I bring a flask of bourbon usually. If it's summer and really hot I'll drink tequila instead.
>>68273774
yes it does
less sugar in coke zero though which means less of a hangover
I love the taste of Coke Zero. Smooth, refreshing, and with less calories than other soda brands.
I've got one of these.
fill it with whiskey.
nice comfy time at the movies.
>>68274111
So coke zero has all the coke taste with none of the calories?!
>>68274223
That's right, Jay
>>68273952
>I bring a flask of bourbon usually
This. But in a 20 ounce bottle with a little bit of soda so it looks like soda, then I piss in the bottle when I'm done. Also bring an e-cig to smoke because I smoke when I drink. \//\
I usually bring a flask of rum and have a rum & coke.
Last time I did iced tea and 90 proof peppermint schnapps.
>eating or drinking at the movie theater
Kill yourself desu familia
this blatant marketing is disgusting
>>68273866
Imagine being in the front row while having to take a massive shit
Drink whiskey, snort coke off the baby changing table, get a handy from my gf, throw popcorn at my face because that's how I eat it. Eat shit nerds.
>>68273296
Like, I get how dark skin may not be repulsive to everyone, but how do you deal with eyes like that. Literal black holes. Eyes are supposed to be really pretty and light and show emotion, literal black holes. what the fuck, Youre supposed to tell where the pupil ends and the iris begins. disgusting
I like to mix a drink from my alibi bourbon flask with a juice box in a small green coca cola glass. though since i saw batman vs superman during a matinee didn't bother.
Dirty Sprite
>>68274806
>The blackest eyes. The niggers eyes.
>>68273483
when will this meme end? there's no fat in soft drinks so you they don't make you gain weight. people only think coke makes you fat because they drink it with pizza or burgers
>>68274916
The massive amounts of sugar in sodas fucks with your insulin and makes it more difficult to burn fat.
>>68274806
You ever seen a negro's eyes? He's got... lifeless eyes, black eyes, like a doll's eye. When he comes at ya, doesn't seem to be livin'. Until he stabs ya and those black eyes roll over white. And then, ah... then you hear that terrible high pitch screamin' and the street turns red and in spite of all the poundin' and the hollerin' they all come in and rip you to pieces.
Either a bottle of bourbon or some syrup. Nothing like sipping some syrup and watching a visually beautiful film. I did it for Drive and Oblivion. Two of my favorite theater experiences.
>>68275234
Log Cabin Maple is perfection
>>68273296
theres 2 types of people in this world, there is coke zero people and theres pepsi max people. I'm a coke zero person. sometimes I'll go into a theatre and I'll ask for an ice cold coke zero and the bitch behind the counter will say, is pepsi max ok. and i'll say if i wanted pepsi max id have asked for it. I want a coke zero
>>68274916
your liver turns sugar into fatty acids plus your body reacts to high sugar levels by releasing insulin which in high amounts can destabilise your blood sugar and lead to diabetes.
>>68273888
He obviously has, since he's in movies and on tv, you idiot
>>68275284
>mfw white people
>>68275437
Oh what? I'm supposed to drink Aunt Jemima's to please YOUR sjw overlords?
Wake up you sheep
>>68273812
Agreed.
Here's real comedy.
>>68273552
Diet Coke uses a different formulation of Coca-Cola (beside just the artificial sweetener instead of sugar/HFCS), and is more closely related to the New Coke flavor formula released in the 80s. Coke Zero is an attempt to recreate the Coca-Cola classic flavor but sugar-free. It also uses an artificial sweetener blend to better mask the taste of the sweeteners, while Diet Coke leans mostly on aspartame for its sweetness
Gin and sprite. Creates an imbuing, relaxing, and invigorating movie experience. Also calms my autism when there are idiots in the theature.
>>68276067
My bro! I drink the same but I bring olives or cocktail onions depending on the mood
Black coffee
>>68276355
>Olives or cocktail onions in a gin and sprite
>>68276465
Not in, on the side
Coffee or wine
