>mfw I fail the cinema-goer's license test for the third time.
>>68269085
>tfw they ran out of corn shucks
>>68269085
>tfw I failed the Theater's penis inspection again
>Tfw the local cinema only accepts Good Boy Points, no cash
>denied access because the Theater Baron didn't like what I wrote down on the "Favorite Dinosaur" question
>>68269085
>mfw it was my last chance to pass it
>mfw the test was a captcha of choosing rivers until there's no one left
>mfw they are still coming
>tfw I only have my class 3 cinema license
>Not allowed to view anything above kinos
>penis inspection day is coming up
hold me lads
>>68269085
Just get a girl to come with you so you don't have to take it. That's what I did.
>>68269085
I failed because of the stupid fucking Wes Anderson section.
>>68269660
It's illegal in my state for the theater workers to let you in without checking your license.
>name 3 late post modern french classic kinos
i failed at this part of the test, could only name 2
>fishmonger all out of crab legs, have to settle for lobster
>got banned from local cinema for 8 weeks because of it
fucking strict shellfish laws
>>68269902
>mfw I found a pearl in one of my oysters
>tfw passed my TV license test yesterday with no penalties
>tfw i get my chip planted in the back of my neck incase i wander too close to an unlicensed TV that will take control of my actions to free me from harm
>tfw i'll receive my 16" tellybox within the next 3 months with all the best BBC channels
>>68270010
forgot my image lads
>tfw my license has a class b restriction
>"No poopies until mommy says so"
too bad mommy I poopsies in the theatre without your permission
Poopsies oopsies
