>work in a DVD rental place
>this man walks in
>'Hello, son. I want to rent a movie about cold. Apparently, it has a talking snowman in it. My wife's daughters really enjoy it.'
what do?
>>68262112
Give him Batman and Robin.
Give him a copy of Snow Jobs 3: Hoe Hoe Hoe starring Sashay Grey
>>68262213
>>68262274
>>68262300
Your death will be slow and unexpected. Good day.
what an eloquent, witty and unique individual! I would chortle and give him an upvote
Batman:Sub-Zero.
>>68262112
I start panicking because I'm somehow back in a time when DVD rental places existed and I need to warn everyone about 9/11
>>68262213
>>68262335
samefag
>2016
>physical media
>>68262359
the fuck you mean DVD rental places don't exist no more, white boy? My country still has VHS rental places, I thought DVD rentals were the thing in first world
>You're looking for Jack Frost, starring Michael Keaton! A fun, heartwarming film for the whole family. That will be $3.99 plus tip, please!
>>68262112
Get back in the cuckshed