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ITT: Movies that could never be made today
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Fear and loathing in Las Vegas.
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No way pic related can be done today
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>>68252085
Are you talking with me?
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>>68252085

I think in the book they mention that beyond the whole gender identity Bill had tons of problems unrelated to it, he actually failed the psych eval for gender reassignment
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>>68252144
one day they'll remake it and this day will come sooner than you think
blacks, homos and female lead characters
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=L7QF32mxftE
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Natural born killers. People are way too good at getting offended these days.
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>>68252132
They mention it in the movie as well or at least Lecter says that it's probable he's been rejected for reassignment surgery multiple times. Of course SJWs don't care about the actual details and claim it's transphobic.
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>>68252005
tfw nobody comments on OP film because neo/tv/ doesnt even recognize it
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>>68252178
Leslie Jones as Gimli

>what muhfuggin white boi be needin my ax n shiet?

Legolas is still white but is now a flaming homosexual

Aragorn is now Aragorna and is played by Gal Gadot

Sam is Latino and Frodo is trans

And all the orcs are cis white men.
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>>68252320
>Legolas is still white but is now a flaming homosexual

I thought we were supposed to make this version different
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>>68252319
she has nice hair. kinda weird how you start noticing these things as soon as you start balding.
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Would this even get pass the censors today?
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>>68252320
>Leslie Jones as Gimli

oh fugg
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>>68252319
everyone on /tv/ is 18-22 and only watches capeshit/got.
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>>68252360
>balding
Embrace it

Don't combover it (either shave it or George Costanza it), grow a beard, and start lifting. Believe it or not, some older women are into balding men.
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>>68252005
IT'S 2016
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>>68252367
I think it literally couldn't be made. As soon as there was word that some people are pointing cameras at a naked teenager they feds would stop it.
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>>68252512
nah, gonna go for the George Costanza look, I think.
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>>68252557

It's a legit good film though. There is a reason why it got 80% on rotten tomatoes
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>>68252573
Hell yeah dude, own that shit.
Thrift for old 90's clothes to fully emulate the Bald God.
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>>68252573
A short beard with a shaved head isn't the worst look.
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Paul Williams doesn't do drugs anymore and nobody watches musicals.
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NO way this gets made today at least not this classic character
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>>68252319
>0SEC

Holy shit. Terrible.
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>>68252627
makes me think of that red pill mra shithead Aurini.
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>>68252682
this one too
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>>68252752
pic
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>>68252041
Directed by Judd Apatow.
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>>68252677
but its got everything that /tv/ loves
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There is no fucking way Kindergarten Cop would be made today. No way in all hell. And this is an actual spoilor for the movie if you haven't seen it btw but its advertised as a really dumb kids movie with a stupid as all hell premise and really its about a creepy manipulative mom and her son trying to kidnap a kid to "make their family whole" and ends in a bloody fucking shootout with the kid at gunpoint. I was seriously shocked at all the blood, I cant even imagine the target audience watching it. But with that said its a great movie, the advertising is just weird for it. They did as good a job as possible with the material and Arnold is at his best.
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>>68252844
What's going on here?
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>>68252848
the only good actor in there is still making films
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>>68252893
Just leave reddit, nobody wants you here.
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>>68252894
The girls are "auditioning" to be in the show.
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>>68252924
What?
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>>68252903
but Micheal Chiklis is doing tv shows not movies?
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>>68252975
THE THING WAS THE GUY FROM SHIELD???!

THE FUCK!?
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>>68252085

Trannies made a fuzz out of it even back then
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>>68252903
Don't you bully Hornblower you monster
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>>68252319
Oh shit honey just let me ride my bike really fast for a second so I can forget how gay I am I'll be back
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>>68252005
>>68252319
It was literally remade three years ago pleb.
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>>68253213

Are you talking about that James Franco movie? That wasn't a remake but some pretentious meta performance art wank
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>>68253308
It was him filming the previously censored scenes that got cut out of the original movie.
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