>family night
>sister decides we should watch TFA. She has a shitty rip
>movie freezes up every few seconds
What do I do? I love my family, but I'm already sacrificing enough of my life watching this movie, let alone a crappy rip
Take one for the family and fuck your sister, problem solved
>>68242160
>not having the 1080 rip that came out 2 weeks ago
KeK
post pics of ur sisters feet
>>68242160
Confess your love to your sister
Post her reaction
>family night
>download a 1TB 4K BR rip of some dumb pleb movie my family wanted to watch
>10 minutes into the movie, dad pipes up
>"So....you got this from...the man, right?"
>I shudder involuntarily, knowing what's about to come
>"RIGHT?" he says, drowning out the 4K audio experience
>"N-no dad I wanted to try something ne-
>Dad gets up, face beat red
>"YOU FUCKER, YOU MOTHER FUCKER! YOU KNOW THIS IS A YIFY HOUSEHOLD!"
>my mom tries to calm him down and he starts furiously slapping her, pausing only to yell some more
>"WE SAY *slap* V EQUALS 10 *slap* A EQUALS 10* THANKS *slap* YIFY *slap
>sister pleads with him to stop so we can go back to watching The Martian, but I know it's too late
>YIFY version was only 700mb wow!
OP here. Update. Mom decided crappy quality was too crappy, so we are gonna rent it on demand for 6 bucks and start the movie over.
Pic related is where we are now.
>>68242748
Is this the Australian version
>>68242226
>>68242226
>>68242748
Stop watching scat porn with your mom
Fucking hell...
Sister can't navigate direct TV for shit can't find TFA. Still gonna start over from the beginning.
What's the best way to kill myself silently so they don't notice until the movie is over?
>>68243003
just fuck your sister already
post pics
>>68243003
Bite your tongue, don't let the blood come gushing out of your mouth to alert everyone.
By the time you pass out it'll be too late.
>>68243003
TFA ain't on Directv senpai. Maybe the channels in the 100s but idk.
>>68242496
YIFY is dead buddy. You're free.
>>68242160
Post pics of sister already
Go over to the Redbox or buy the fucking DVD.
>>68243357
i want my $1.50 back to be honest.
How much attention do you need to be desperate for to post something like this on 4chan?
>>68242496
10/10
>>68243003
just go to your room dude. What are you, 13 years old or a pussy or both?
Go download her some decent rip while she wastes her time being stupid, and go with a flashdrive to save the day
>>68243140
Yep. We just figured that out. We can't find it, so now we begin the ritual of spending over an hour trying to figure out what to watch.
I fucking hate family night
>>68243544
I grew up with the values of family first. I love my family, but because if work and school we can rarely find any time to spend together. I compromise watching shit movies for my family. I never once did that with a girlfriend
>>68243631
>I never once did that with a girlfriend
You never had one.
Pay for it you cheap degenerate pirate
>>68243003
Just watch T2 instead
>>68243550
There's next to nothing on showtime, starz and all those channels. You might be shit outta luck.
>>68243003
Download it yourself you pleb.
Teach your sister what filesizes are legit for good quality/size ratios.
Stop complaining about your family and treat them right.
>>68243003
You could download the JYK release and it would probably be done in 25 mins.
>>68243550
holy shit you and your family are retarded
