You walk into Paul Masson winery and this guy slaps your champagne on the ass and goes MUUUUUAAAAH THE FRENCH
What do you do?
I POUR, MY SON
CUT
MUUUUUUH the CIA..... have always been celebrated for their big guys.... there is an agent by the name of Bill Wilson
>>68238356
M-UUUUUAAAAAHHHHHH The Japanese 2 Chan HasAl waYss been celebratedFOr it'ss excellence. There Is anAmeriCan Image BoardBy Moot Massoon inspiRed BYthat same Japanese excellence. The memES are fermented on and forcED unto the INTernet..
M-UUUUUAAAAAHHHHHH The Kazakhistani air-craFT HasAl waYss been flownFOr it'ss flightplans. There Is anAmeriCan CIA agent from the AgenTCee flying INthat same Kazakhistani air-craFT. Its crarashedthebigGuyand like the best air-crafts its fly so Good Cia ..
>>68240137
>>68240494
Please continue. Muahhh posting is amazing
>>68240494
Excellent
I... Just do anything?
>>68240909
>action please
MAahahaa the BULL'S semen hasalways been céehelebrated for its thick consistency, there is an IBG champagne by my wife's són, inspired by this consistency. It's prepped into the bottle, and like the best french champagnes it's vintage dated. So, my wife's són...
>>68238356
Is he the original just?
>>68241137
>2 milkion dollars in debt
JUST
>>68238356
M-UUAAAaaaaHH the Decepticon and theAutobos
>>68240687
>Don't ever crash my or my wife's son's plane ever again
Don't talk to me or masson every again
AAAAARRRRRRGHGHGH the daark side has always been celebrated for its unnatural quality. there is a sith legend, inspired... by that same quality. It's an ancient tragedy, and like the best stories, it's not one the Jedi would tell you. So it's treasón,
I saw Orson Welles at a supermarket in France yesterday. I told him how cool it was to meet him in person, but I didn’t want to be a douche and bother him and ask him for photos or anything.
He said, “You mean, as you are... curentlydoing?”
I was taken aback, and all I could say was “Huh?” but he kept cutting me off and going "AHHhhaaaaAAaa” and shoving a wine bottle in front of my face. I walked away and continued with my shopping, and I heard him belch as I walked off. When I came to pay for my stuff up front I saw him trying to walk out the doors with like fifteen Paul Massons in his hands without paying.
The girl at the counter was very nice about it and professional, and was like “Sir, you need to pay for those first.” At first he kept pretending to be tired and not hear her, but eventually turned back around and brought them to the counter.
When she took one of the bottles and started scanning it multiple times, he stopped her and told her to scan them each individually “to properly celebrate their sexcellence,” and then turned around and winked at me. I don’t even think that’s a word. After she scanned each bottle and put them in a bag and started to say the price, he kept interrupting her going "mwwwwuuuaahhaaaaa" really loudly.
MUUUUUAAH the dubs
>>68241469
>“to properly celebrate their sexcellence,” and then turned around and winked at me.
Oh my god
muhhhaaaaaaaaa the french champ pain--renowned for its fence excellence.
I doesn't do anything.
I ask to see Mrs. Rodgers, please.
maaaAAhAAAAaaah the ubermensch...
>>68241344
>>68241469
>no wine before it's time
>>68241344
kek
>>68241344
I kek'd
