HOW THE FUCK CAN DC EVEN COMPETE?!?!?
>>68231523
As Whom? The Vulture?
>>68231777
Birdman ripoff
BASED FIEGE
>>68231777
Mysterio hopefully.
>>68231777
Trips of Truth for Vultureman
a chameleon would be fine too
THE CAPEKINO RIDE NEVER ENDS
THANK YOU MARVEL
guys, what if..
guys....what if he....
guys- listen
what if he became the green goblin??
why not? He did a fucking amazing job as beetlejuice.
>>68231777
>Birdman
>Vulture
P O T T E R Y
>Jameson jumps ship to DC
>Batman himself jumps ship to Marvel
Feige is twisting the knife.
>>68231523
>DC being cucked of its own Batman
the cucking never ends
>mods keep deleting threads
DAMAGE CONTROL
>>68231777
DON"T WAKE ME UP
>>68231952
The poetry meter is reading OFF THE FUCKING CHARTS, LADS!
>>68231523
He is literally becoming Birdman...
With pottery this strong who needs heroin? Well, me, still, but damn.
>>68231999
the mods are clearly buttflustered dc fans
>>68231912
YOU WANNA GET NUTS PARKER?
C'MON LET'S GET NUTS!
>>68231523
I could see him as JJJ.
>>68231523 (OP)
It's only fair, DC took JJJ from them for their Batman movie so they took one of their Batmans for their Spider-Man movie.
>>68231523
FUUUUG
Don't do it Keaton! Don't betray us DCkeks!
>>68231777
ohh yeaahhhhhh
Is it going to tell the origin of Birdman?
>>68231523
By making a good movie... oh wait
>>68232161
>yfw its the Vulture
>>68232026
I bet Inaritu's going to literally shit his pants with rage.
Capeshit took his irony and threw it back in his beaner face.
>>68231523
>best Batman now literally on team Marvel
WHERE IS YOUR HEAVY-HANDED METAPHOR FOR GOD NOW, HACK SNYDER
Please be Mysterio.
>>68232143
Too late faggot. Based Keats knows what's up. DC is finished.
>>68231777
Noice
>>68231523 (OP) (OP)
It's only fair, DC took JJJ from them for their Batman movie so they took one of their Batmans for their Spider-Man movie.
DCOSW
WE STOLE BATMAN
How will this day be named in /tv/ history?
>>68231777
We all know that Vulture is saved for John Malkovich
Innaritu and DC both on suicide watch
>>68232581
The Great Evansing
>>68231523
What a traitor, he better say no and decline. He has a Batman legacy to uphold. Poor DC getting cucked hard. Now that Marvel is done BTFO DC with Box office and critical acclaim, they're going for their legacy with taking the OG Batman. How long before they hire Nolan and Bale next for some Marvel capeshit too?
>>68231523 (OP) (OP) (OP)
It's only fair, DC took JJJ from them for their Batman movie so they took one of their Batmans for their Spider-Man movie.
>>68232581
The Cuckening, or the Day of our lord and saviour Evans.
>>68232664
Marvel is going to have a CGI Heath Ledger as the villian in Avengers 4.
>>68232664
he doesn't have any outstanding contracts with DC. He can do whatever the fuck he wants.
>>68232664
shots fired
>>68231523
If Keaton does this, he'll be trolling DC fans, Batman fans and Inarritu.
>>68232739
Nah, Henry Cavill will appear as Sentry in the MCU, and they'll even CGI a proper hairline.
>>68232120
>>68232438
>>68232684
The fuck is going on here?
>>68232738
I like this one
>>68231523
Only if there's a rape scene. Keaton was made for rape scenes.
>Marvel will never give us Mysterio
Fuck.
>>68231523
This could be epic.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0GkJSjOxD4U
>>68231777
go check out the other spider-man homecoming thread, someone got trips and they keep getting dubs
>>68232664
ITS NOT FAIR! DC WAS SUPPOSED TO BE WINNING!
>>68232784
JESUS CHRIST YES
>>68232784
JUST
>>68232843
>MJ and I, we're gonna have a hell of a time!
>>68232871
>implying they would make Mysterio the first villain
>>68231523(OP) (OP) (OP) (OP)
It's only fair, DC took JJJ from them for their Batman movie so they took one of their Batmans for their Spider-Man movie.
>michael keaton acts in birdman
>a movie basically trashing on the superhero genre
>a man who must choose between acting artistically true or to succumb to the capeshit
>praised, movie gsts oscar
>then goes to play spiderman villian
>>68231523 (OP)(OP) (OP) (OP) (OP)
It's only fair, DC took JJJ from them for their Batman movie so they took one of their Batmans for their Spider-Man movie.
INARRITU BTFO
>>68233003
What will really be nuts is if he takes the role, ends up being the Vulture, and then wins best actor for The Founder.
What an ansolute mad man.
>>68233003
Keaton really wanted that best actor award. I bet he was like "fuck this"
>>68231777
>trips
ok then, yeah i see it
>>68232908
He'd leave her like a Jackson Pollock.
Make it happen DC.
>>68232843
He'll rape Aunt May.
>>68233108
It's the eyebrows.
>>68232664
Keaton can do whatever the fuck he wants and has no reason to be loyal to people that don't pay him anymore.
>>68231523
>Keaton as the Vulture
Hnnnnnng
>>68231523
Good luck finding a better JJJ Marvel.
>>68232784
If anything, they'll CGI a better range of facial expressions for Cavill
>>68233747
they will just get him back once the dc universe is cancelled
>>68233230
From the thumbnail, I though she had her hand on his 10 foot dick.
>>68231777
I want Robert Englund for Toomes.
>>68231523
He's Norman Osborne
>>68231891
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>>68233747
They'll just hire Ice Cube for the part and you know what? He's probably gonna do a decent job at playing JJJ. Marvel can't fail!
>>68233747
Does it say in an actors contract that they can't do movies for another comic book company?
>>68233747
keatons got range nigga
>>68232664
>He has a Batman legacy to uphold
Dcucks long dismissed Keaton's protrayal as inferior to the "definitive" Nolan version. They don't deserve to have Keaton.
>>68233230
Look at those fucking hands. You know Keaton is packing. Dude is a manlet, but you can tell he has a 9 inch dong. He slayed so much fine pussy in the late 80s/early 90s. Fucking jealous.
>>68234371
Was just going to post this. Everyone loved Keaton, then the shiny new toy Bale/Nolan came out and they dropped him. Keaton deserves better.
>>68234346
if you get a multiple picture deal
>>68234581
WTF
>>68234629
He can go cry into his bags of money.
Why the fuck are people acting like DC owns Keaton? He's not even one of the better Batmen. He was mediocre, people only liked him because nostalgia.
>>68231523
This could be interesting.
>>68234901
Batmans
They don't bribe critics like Disney
https://es.scribd.com/doc/308457900/Tweet-List
>>68234901
He was the best Batman. If he was mediocre, what the fuck does that make the other ones.
NARUTO ON SUICIDE WATCH
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>>68234901
Under age bait. 10 bucks says this is a Nolan babby that saw Batman Begins in kindergarten. And he proclaims nostalgia. lol
>>68231523
>eyed
>in talks
Disney and Marvel are interested in him, sure, but I doubt he accepts. He won't join this project, just like he dropped out of the King Kong and Beetlejuice movies.
He's making smart decisions when it comes to roles now (Birdman, Spotlight, The Founder), he's not going to want to be in fucking capeshit. I don't blame him. Doesn't matter how much money they throw at him, he's not going to be in a Spider-Man movie. This is the same guy that turned down millions of dollars because he thought Batman Forever was crap. Can't see him wanting to be involved with Disney pleb shit. Fuck Marvel Studios.
>>68235311
>He's making smart decisions when it comes to roles now
Robocop?
>>68232775
Shit, He was supposed to stop this comic movies not join them.
>>68235514
When was that, 2012, 2013? Lately he's been making smart choices. I dunno, maybe he doesn't give a fuck.
We need supes
>>68235816
2014
just like need for speed
>>68233003
you clearly have no idea what birdman was about if you think it was trashing on superhero films.
>>68234338
>Ice Cube as JJJ
>>68234338
...I would have no qualms with this
>>68231912
Beetlejuice was a long time ago. Doubtful he has the energy or youth to do it well.
>>68233003
>>a movie basically trashing on the superhero genre
That's not what the movie was about you idiot.
>>68234338
kek why am I okay with this?
>>68233003
>didn't understand birdman
>>68234346
yes, that is the reason we didnt get jaimie alexander as wonder woman
>>68234338
kek. best casting ever senpai
>>68233747
>implying he isn't already looking for a parachute after Batman vs Superman
will DCucks shut the fuck up now? Their original batman chose Marvel over going to embarass himself at Warner (again)
>>68234338
>Ice Cube
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KqL7KAofgEo
>>68233093
this shit hype af senpai.
>>68237657
I said the same thing about your mother
>>68233003
>he actually thinks Birdman was a commentary on superhero films.
Jesus christ how do you live with such a superficial mind
>>68231863
>Mysterio
That role is reserved for Bruce Campbell.
>star in kino showing how capetrash is destroying culture
>join disney mega jew congolomerate quipflick
>>68233003
>a movie basically trashing on the superhero genre
Are you thinking of Watchmen or are you just that retarded. Birdman is simply about a washed up actor. A 12 year old could understand the movie better than your dumbass.
>>68234338
Jesus, can you imagine Ice Cube as JJJ?
>>68231831
that subtle Snyder jesus in the background
>>68243496
you would have to be the plebest capedrone ever to convince yourself inarritu didn't shit on you caped tight watching babies
>>68237657
Well he is signed up to do the beetlejuice sequel, so.......
