I have never, ever, seen a show have as much formula plot more than this one. This is Dora levels of formula.
>Episodes starts
>Remy from Ratatouille starts the "Back in the 80s monologue" narration starts and talks about 80s thing of the day
>Plot begins with someone wanting to do/have that 80s thing
>lasts a few minutes
>Family member makes joke
>cruddy theme song plays
>after that plot B begins
>plot B usually involves trying complete some goal the character has to get/do or family related
>insert lel 80s jokes
>insert lel dad is a fatass jokes
>insert lel mom is a smother and psycho jokes(also she used to occasionally swear as a joke but now every episode she needs her swear moment and it isn't even a surprise anymore, it is just stale)
>insert lel Adam is a nerd jokes
>insert lel Barry is an idiot jokes
>insert lel Erika is smart because she a girl and older sister jokes
>insert lel confused Grandpa jokes(with the occasional rare pervy grandpa jokes)
>always in the episode somewhere
>some episodes focuses more or less than certain jokes
>Back to plots both plots always have a family or sometimes conflict with a friend. One plot might be less dramatic as a conflict.
>Conflict resolved 80s song of the day starts to play
>End narration with Remy as he narrates the "Thats the thing about____" speach
>After that shows a thing or moment from the episode that really happened in the creator's life back then
>Then after that the credits play and show what was most likely the scrapped unfunny joke
>After the credits it shows the /tv/ productions including the infamous Happy Madison Productions
>>68220125
>Goldberg
I fucking hate Jews so much.
The Goldbergs is okay with me
>>68220125
>>68220147
>>68220176
Can we agree this is why Jews should NEVER make a /tv/ show?
it was okay but now its become a thing to watch every week. i do like the 80s scene alot. if you take that away i would not be watching. im pretty sure its just that the dude who came up with that show just wants to live those memories again. nothing wrong with that.
>>68220125
i'm ambivalent about jews but what is the appeal of a family show that is so semitic? do middle americans watch this show? curb is niche and seinfeld didnt dwell on the ethnicity of its namesake
>>68220125
This show is basically just an updated Wonder Years, but with less charm.
The mom is still hot though.
>>68220255
>im pretty sure its just that the dude who came up with that show just wants to live those memories again. nothing wrong with that.
he doesn't deserve it though, he is Jewish
and im pretty sure they dont bring up the jew thing that much. i can only recall christmas episode.
>>68220283
>The mom is still hot though.
4chan seems to have the tendency to confuse mom and hot as mom=hot.
There are way better /tv/ milfs. Honestly the Goldberg mom is one of the rare girls that I find gross.
>>68220317
yeah well shes the hottest one in the series.
>>68220348
>yeah well shes the hottest one in the series.
No actually honestly there isn't even one hot girl. The worst has to be Erika though she looks so Jewish it makes me sick.
>>68220213
>The Goldbergs is okay with me
Why?
>>68220125
As a black Jew, this show is funny AND relatable!
>>68220671
>As a black Jew, this show is funny AND relatable!
Who?
>>68220594
The actress who plays Dana is good
>>68220764
>The actress who plays Dana is good
She somehow looks AYY LMAO in that show though. She is hot in Gotham but in Goldbergs her hair is weird and ruins her face.
How old is that girl btw?
>>68220317
>It's an anon on /tv/ tries to be the objective truth on fuckable women
Again? Le sigh
>>68220764
Muh dick
>>68220125
You know outside of that Hanukkah episode, the fact they're Jewish is like never brought up.
>>68220125
I never noticed this formula before.
>>68220857
>I never noticed this formula before.
Watch it again with this in mind, it is actually very obvious.
ok, everyone is shitposting until someone posts Hayley Orrantia in a bikini and the thread becomes silent
>>68221145
>ok, everyone is shitposting until someone posts Hayley Orrantia in a bikini and the thread becomes silent
Ugly Jew ugh no
>>68220317
She's hot enough for me.
>>68221856
She looks like a thinner older Amy Shoemur
It's formulaic, but it's much more likeable and funny than that piece of shit show The Middle. There is not a single likeable character or funny joke in that show.
>>68221938
face blind autist, pls
>>68222056
>It's formulaic, but it's much more likeable and funny than that piece of shit show The Middle. There is not a single likeable character or funny joke in that show.
THIS
I don't understand my dad.
>Doesn't like Goldbergs
>Doesn't like Malcom in the Middle
>Likes The Middle
>>68222056
>It's formulaic, but it's much more likeable and funny than that piece of shit show The Middle. There is not a single likeable character or funny joke in that show.
Can we turn this into a The Middle roast thread.
>Sue "ugly as" Heck
>acts like she has it so hard
>episode always acts like she is right
>she was normal at first now she is retarded
>she is nver with her qt friend anymore and is always seen with her faggot friend
>her faggot friend isn't a joke anymore about being a straight guy who acts and seems like a faggot and now is just a stereotypical faggot.
>>68220218
Jews have created some of the best TV shows of all time, including Mad Men and The Wire.
>>68221298
But she's not Jewish. She's mixed of Mexican, English, French, and German.
>>68222468
>Mad Men and The Wire.
Literally have never heard of those
>>68222526
Gross race mix hybrid
>>68220125
>>insert lel dad is a fatass jokes
plebs
>>68223058
Freckles on blonde and red heads suck
Only brunettes can pull it of.
>>68223108
YOU SUCK
>>68220266
Did they ever acknowledge being Jewish in Seinfeld? Can't think of one instance
>>68223307
Numerous times. When Jerry went to talk to the Priest in the confessional he said "I just want to say up front that I'm Jewish". His parents also kept insisting that he see "Schindler's List".
>Dana
>Erika
>Beverley
My dick can't even handle this show
>>68223543
>Dana
Great
Others can suck Murray's dick
>>68224120
>he doesn't want to cum in Beverley's big 80s mom hair
>>68224145
Disgusting
Also anyone who likes
Remember, don't stick your dick in crazy
>>68223307
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qvSOgB-JPy0
>>68224183
>that's no sin
immersion ruined
>it's an adam ties up dana episode
>>68224420
How did that pencil neck geek get her anyway?
Besides all the formula crap or whatever this is what really bugs me. That girl guys would be dying to bang back then at school.
No retard nerds like that ever even got close to a girl.
Remember guys this was before being a nerd was cool back then nerds were as shunned as gays.
>>68222129
he's right
>>68224508
They grew up together, these things happen
But then she moved to Seattle and found out just how big a dick she could get there and dropped Adam like hot snot
These things also happen
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>>68224886
They are what makes the show bearable for me.
I have an autistic headcanon that Naked Rob is Gibby from iCarly and got sent back in time from some weird time vortex.
>>68225939
p thick ackchually
pity she has the beady, piglike eyes of a jewess
>>68225939
finally
>>68225939
>>68225939
lose weight
>>68226140
GAY
>>68225939
Rough face, but great bod. Liked her until I saw that she was one of the main characters in God's Not Dead 2.
>>68225939
Faggots
I rather have a flat chested girl with a cute face than a pig nose Jewess with a good bod.
>>68226862
>Jewess
