Batman v. Superman is fucking shit, and here's why...
>Lex is literally the fucking joker without the makeup and hair-dye, if the Joker also had a developmental disorder
>Amy Adams is the shittiest Lois Lane you could ask for and is ask fuckable as sand paper
>"Superman" is a fucking asshole. If you thought Man of Steel was bad, this mother fucker literally says "I don't care" when talking about the murder of a town he could have saved and then fucks his girl
>Batman sounds like Steven Hawking if someone spilled water on the chair
>Batman also blows a fucker up with a grenade and runs over three guys. Killing by proxy my ass, this guy's a fucking homicidal maniac
>Named Batman v. Superman - Their fight lasts 5 minutes of the 2 AND A HALF HOUR LENGTH
>Lex Zuckerburg hired a graphic designer to handle the JL logos
>Clark sets down the groceries in the bathroom
>Wonder Woman's theme is from Sky Kids
>ttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jTPVxgkgUhE&list=PLMcr4csKX4at3jPaOshhjYkvhKHwidJK-&index=3
Try and defend any of this, DCucks. Snyder killed your shitty franchise before it leapt.
>>68199909
>>Wonder Woman's theme is from Sky Kids
>>ttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jTPVxgkgUhE&list=PLMcr4csKX4at3jPaOshhjYkvhKHwidJK-&index=3 [Embed]
Anyone got a link to the film music? I'm curious about this. Waiting for this turd to go on DVD.
>>68199975
https://youtu.be/Gw_o7XUX3fg
i actually think the movie was whatever but op got a point
>>68199909
>>68200121
Kek where was I when this was a thing
>>68200078
Holy Shit.
>>68200121
Ironically, just like the movie, this pasta is too long, over complicated, takes itself too seriously, and talks in circles throughout, so much so it doesn't make any sense.
>>68200230
But this is actually good
>>68199975
>>68200078
Hmmmmm... there's some similarity but it's no 300 / Titus
>>68199909
There are two, maybe three misguided souls left on here that will defend this movie from a place of non-ironic satisfaction. Do we really need to shove their faces further into the pavement?
>>68199909
>>68200330
That's 2 or 3 too many.
I enjoyed it and there is nothing you Disney shills can to do stop me.
>>68200653
I bet you liked spider man 3 too
>>68200712
Nope that was quintessential capeshit
>Clark sets down the groceries in the bathroom
Lost it
/capeshit general/ when?
/capeshit general/ when?
/capeshit general/ when?
/capeshit general/ when?
/capeshit general/ when?
/capeshit general/ when?
>>68201538
accept it
/tv is now /csg
