le subwayman is skinny again
http://www.dailymail.co.uk/tvshowbiz/article-3535106/Jonah-Hill-shows-incredible-new-slimline-physique-steps-LA.html
>>68198314
Man he's gonna die young...
>Jonah Hill
He is so totally unappealing to me. I have no idea why he is cast in anything- what has he ever done that was good? Nothing.
>skinny
I fucking hate American scale
>>68198314
Is that poop on his arm
Is he the Christian Bale of our generation?
>>68198314
>that chubster
>skinny
Even through his thicket of facepubes you can see he various extra chins.
Also how the fuck is this /tv/ related.
>>68198314
>skinny
>>68198729
>height (m^2)
uhh
>>68198314
>incredible-new-slimline-physique
>>68198314
Did he get tired of working?
>>68198729
>tfw im 29.3 BMI
What's Jonah saying to Ira Bell /tv/?
>>68198314
Looking really healthy!
definitely normal weight now.
I love his movies, and i'm hoping for another 50 years of his contribution to FILM.
he needs to lift
he's still obese
>>68198314
>that is what is considered slim in burgerland
>>68198729
who cares about being slim when you have no dick?
that's how fat i am and i hate myself
so great job mr weed boner
>tfw will never lose fat folds even if I lose weight again
feels bad man
Isn't it unhealthy to continuously gain and lose weight in short periods of time?
>>68198822
Yeah you square your height in meters.
E.g. for me it's 1.852
>>68198314
He's shaped like any container you pour him into.
>>68198314
There's a reason he's lost a little bit of weight.
>>68199077
its unhealthy to be fat
your body doesnt care if you lose weight although its useful to have nutrition going in so you dont get scurvy and rickets and shit
>>68198890
>if you forget pickles on my subs ever again I swear to god I will EAT you
>>68198729
>tfw my BMI is 19 and my ideal weight range is 60-80kg and im 63kg.
Fuck, im gonna go eat some pies.
>>68198314
wasn't he in the death row for raping babies or something?
>>68198314
>skinny
I'm American and that looks fat to me
>>68199236
>tfw my ideal weight is 60-80kg and I'm at 51
>>68199077
I assume after being as fat as he was your skin starts to sag whenever you get skinnier
Ballooning and returning to _relative_ skinnyness is especially terrible for this
>>68198979
>who cares about being slim when you have no dick?
Women
>tfw scrawny as fuck and can't gain weight no matter what I eat
>people tell me I'm lucky for it
>I actually hate myself
>>68198314
So does this mean he'll start dating women now?
>>68198612
>what has he done that was good?
He blew the fuck out of sara silverman so bad at a roast no less and she pulled the vagina card later in an interview.
>>68199617
you probably have worms
He is noticeably slimmer, he still has a ways to go, but the progress is noticeable.
Having said that, who wants to bet how long he will keep the weight off before inflating to max capacity again?
>>68199617
body building is the only way out, son.
>>68199617
any normal metabolism can endure eat abuse up to around 35 years old. by then, you'll become a monster, due to your shit habits. also, try drinking a little, and you'll se that beer belly appear all of a sudden.
Subwayman is talented regardless.
What's his actual name again?
>>68199680
wut
>>68199753
just shitting on her at a comedy roast and silverbergman takes it to heart instead of laughing with them at a roast.
>>68199739
>What's his actual name again?
Feldstein.
>>68199617
look at it this way. sure, you may want to bulk up and get ripped, but you're fuckable by default.
on the other hand, fatties arent.
>>68199617
how old are you? Always had high metabolism. I started putting on weight literally after I graduated HS. I'm guessing it was all the stress or something.
>>68198314
>21 plump street
>>68199800
Ha
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MPZuFTR09wg
We dancin' on this one.
>>68199836
19, college freshman. Metabolism wears out? I did not know this.
>>68199617
T A P E WO R M
>>68199934
Bro, I'm the same as you. As you get older, your metabolism slows down. Til you notice a change, eat a meal right before you go to bed. That'll help a lot.
>>68199617
>le i eat so much but gain no weight meme XDDD
you fucking retard
>>68200124
how did this meme start?
>>68200151
With picture one
>>68199836
Or maybe it was the change in lifestyle? Metabolisms don't swing from one end to the other in a short space of time
>>68198862
>2-ugly-jews-with-no-acting-ability.jpg
>>68200177
My lifestyle didn't change much after HS except I landed a job like 5 months later and started college. Idk shit happens.
>>68200174
but what was so funny about the subway?
>>68198612
>He is so totally unappealing to me. I have no idea why he is cast in anything- what has he ever done that was good? Nothing.
>posts a pic of trump
>>68200264
That he's a fat fuck walking out with 2 subway sandwiches and what is very likely to be a diet coke.
>>68200264
2 12" subs
How is that anywhere close to being skinny? holy fuck social media is litteraly killing mankind
>>68200264
2 foot longs and only one soda.
>>68200348
>and what is very likely to be a diet coke.
>>68200437
oh fuck I didn't notice that
>>68198314
>that is skinny
america has some crazy standards
>>68199617
>tfw stick arms