What was his superpower?
>>68189678
Polluting this board
>>68189678
Being sexy.
>mfw stormtrooper fetish
>>68189678
The only things I liked about this movie were
BB-8
Harrison Ford saying 'I used to be'
Stormtropper utility vest.
That's it, not scenes, just those specific things.
Made r*ddit fags start threads on /tv/
Spinning. It's a good trick.
>>68189730
>Liking jarjar binks the droid
An hero
>>68189713
> not lukelusting
> 2012
>>68189678
SJWism.
He was da evil white riot cop beating on da poor didnu nufin hero and white woman love interest.
>>68189806
shut up, it's fucking adorable
I'm gonna buy the toys even.
>>68189823
>dindu gets beat down
>white man has to save him
SJWs on suicide watch
>>68189678
making everyone's jaw drop when he threw his shit down to show you he means business. i swear to fucking god i almost gasped when he did that. that's how cool he was.
>>68189703
WITH NO SURVIVORS
>>68189823
It's all about forcing SJW propaganda now.
Kasdan said in an interview that he and JJ asked themselves what it would be like if the Nazis had gone to Argentina and regrouped after WWII.
From birth, Jews are raised with this idea that homogeneous white societies will inevitably result in goose-stepping, ethnic cleansing, and warmongering. And I could understand that outlook if history had begun in 1930. But the truth is, whites are the most egalitarian and least barbaric group in human history.
That's what frustrates many of us when jewish SJW Hollywood sensibilities become accepted norms. They're slanted, prejudiced and their bias goes unchallenged by everyone.
The First Order was a Jewish take on ultimate evil. And because modern Jews are obsessed with The Shoah and WWII everything magically relates to MUH SIX MILLION.
It has gotten boring. It's stale. I wish we could get a more nuanced view of evil, but that won't happen because show-biz Jews always find a way of politicizing everything.
Like, recently I saw a movie set in 1920s London. There were several shots of a black man and a white woman walking as a couple in the street. It was there to sell us something. It was out of place and revisionist. It's tacky and it's condescending.
The objective is to shape public opinion with the assumption that everyone needs "educating" and are too dumb to pick up on the flagrant advertising of their agenda. In this case, it was a short throwaway scene and it still took me out of the movie. The message is basically, "You're too dumb to find the right opinions by yourself, so we're going to give you direction by placing propaganda in the media you consume."
SJW placement just seems dishonest and manipulative. Flagrant product placement annoys me whether it's a product I like or not. It takes me out of the ride that it should be, pauses everything to remind me what I'm supposed to think, and then expects me to jump back in with full enthusiasm.
>being a storm trooper while actually being able to hit something they are aiming for
>>68189957
It looks like they finally invented red dot scopes or whatever is used on a 1960s m-16.
>>68189952
reminder that the real purpose of this 'joke pasta' is to continue to push the US vs THEM cultural war, continue to remind you that you should be emotionally involved in this pointless bullshit
>handrubbing.jpg
>>68190132
Why do Jews support movies about beta white males getting women by being nice? Are they really against us?
>>68189678
Being fat
What's up with their thighs at this day and age?
>>68189952
most people are too dumb. Jews understand the power of media. Most people will accept history as presented to them on a movie screen. It's an incredible way to influence the way people think without the them knowing.
>>68192472
>taking film seriously and thinking there is any meaning in it other than entertainment
why?
>>68189678
Why don't they just give stormtroppers their own back up lightsaber?
You don't need to be a force user to work one.
>>68192940
probably because it is the traditional weapon of a jedi
not common storm trooper faggots
>>68189678
loyalty
>>68192940
That was part of some of the original concept art for the OT where stormtroopers were pictured with lightsabers and the riot shields we see in this movie.
It seems that the new trilogy will be borrowing concepts that were discarded or simply unused during the creation of the OT. The same goes for the new X-wing designs.
What would have been cool is is Phasma had been the one to take on Finn.
Han shoots her and she goes down and the audience thinks she is dead, but she shows up later in the movie alive, and explains her special coated armor is blaster proof
That would have been great, and given more time to Phasma, who desperately needed more screentime
>>68195002
>She's not a Captain but goes by Captain anyways. She doesn't captain a ship though, she just likes the way it sounds because she's actually higher ranking. Also she fights on the front lines.
>>68195002
Phasma confirmed for Sheev fan
>>68194861
>The same goes for the new X-wing designs.
Ralph was as much the creator of Star Wars as George was. I'm glad they went with this design.
>>68195002
Phasma and Finn were bothe criminally underused. You'd think with all the time they devoted to shilling Rey that they would have given her some character development.
>>68195002
Instead she got shoved down the garbage shoot
>>68195201
also
>muh natural skill with the force bullshit
>>68195002
>Wears crush gauntlets.
>Never given the opportunity to use them.
Goddammit they kept them in the official canon, when are we going to see someone actually use them?
>>68195196
Agreed, the look is extremely important, I hope they get him to come up with some new stuff though. Abrams is going to run out of past material to copy off of eventually and then what?
Balls of steel.
>>68195002
If men and women were just as good at being soldiers, why was the Clone army all men?
Phasma BTFO
>>68189823
/thread
This is fact.
>>68195388
Maybe next movie, Phasma is confirmed still alive after all
>>68195002
I think she was supposed to be. Otherwise it doesn't make sense. Phasma was a non-character. Probably some meddling in the script so she could come back for sequels, couldn't think of a way to have her live through the fight with Finn that wasn't hack writing by even JJ's standards.
>>68189678
Loyalty
>>68195388
>come up with new stuff
Anon... I have some bad news about Ralph.....
>>68195531
It was all men because they were all cloned from Jango, who was a man. The reason the Kaminoans chose him though was because gender aside he was an exceptional specimen of a human being.
>>68195604
>>68195605
I certainly hope so, I hate it when characters are hyped and made to look really cool but are never expanded upon.
>>68195776
>ywn get to lead a Clone army of cute grills into battle
why even live?
>>68189678
He's a master trader
>>68195859
Live for the hope that the next Star Wars will be better than mediocre.
>>68195002
>>68195605
I would bet money that Phasma was literally not even in the script until they wrote the scene where Han and Finn need to force a stormtrooper to lower the shields. Then they realized "oh shit, we need to have a stormtrooper who's previously established to have some kind of authority or precedence in the Order" and they just worked backwards. Without realizing, of course, that she would ALSO have fit into TR-8R's role perfectly, which would've actually justified the amount of promo material she got.
>>68196085
is this where they got the knights of ren idea?
>>68189678
Sick spins
>>68192940
>Why don't they just give stormtroppers their own back up lightsaber?
I think EU horseshit has it so that building lightsabers is difficult and the crystals they use are extremely rare or something.
>>68196227
I've no clue where that idea came from honestly, but knowing Abrams I'm sure it wasn't very original.
>>68196426
>Muh EU horseshit.
Yes, lightsabers were so easy and cheap to produce that they were never seen outside of the Jedi and Sith orders, two extremely wealthy and powerful organizations, even though they are incredibly light and powerful cutting tools.
>>68189678
>"TRADER"
what did he mean by this
>>68195002
>hire unconventionally attractive actress
>"hey guise look how progressive we are. die old racist, genderist, sexist, beauty-ist oriented hollywood"
>cover her in head to toe armor and hardly any screentime
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RdVheJUwBaY
![german-sgt[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/gDFo8zv.jpg "german-sgt[1].jpg")
>>68189678
Bravery
>>68197078
>unconventionally attractive
This is not a thing.
>>68196813
>>"TRADER"
>what did he mean by this
Well, ya see, he was hoping to get a good deal for his Pokémon cards, so he was looking for some one to trade with...
His name was actually Tray Toor, and he wanted Finn to know the name of the man who would kill him
>>68189678
he smart
he loyal
What's his superpower?
>>68200746
British accent
>>68201282
what is a british accent?
