How do you feel about Russia being the saviour of capekino?
>Zaschitniki (In Russian: «Зaщитники»; The Defenders) is a Russian neo-noir superhero film. The film is set in an alternate history at the height of the Cold War between the United States and the Soviet Union, as a group of Soviet superheroes were created during the Cold War. The group includes representatives of the different nationalities of the USSR, superpowers protagonists reflect strengths and traditions of the people of the USSR.
Trailer:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eF8Xe4fO4vM
>>68186390
>Landman. He is armed with all forms of earth manipulation abilities, and is able to control stone and soil, collect dust from boulders, stop falling rocks, and move mountains. He can cause the ground to break apart under his enemies feet with great precision in what parts break and what shape the subsequent depression makes. This allows him to form instant craters, canyons, ravines, and sink holes to fight his opponents, though these formations are usually small in scale. Being able to cause quakes and tremors in the ground beneath his opponents, such as making the ground under them erupt and explode. Along with his abilities, he is armed with a small chain with a large rock cemented on its end, which he can use as a type of flail.
>>68186485
>Windman. Masterfully skilled with all kinds of blades, as well as with many kinds of martial arts. Along with other blades, he is primarily armed with twin, crescent like blades, each of which resemble a scimitar, scythe or sickle and can be joined at the hilts to form a double bladed weapon. The strong blades, with enough force, can slice through entire cars without going blunt or being damaged. He is also physically augmented, possessing a degree of superhuman strength that allows him to smash through brick walls with a single punch and send men flying through the air with his attacks, as well as superhuman mobility that gives him acrobatic and gymnastic capabilities and the ability to effortlessly dodge and evade attacks, even gunfire at point blank range. He also possesses inhuman speed, enough that he almost appears to teleport. Using his speed requires him first to focus hard, achieving a meditative state that causes his eyes to turn completely white and allowing him to perceive faster than any human can. While in this state, he sees everything as being in slow motion while he himself moves at normal speed, or somewhat faster. Whenever he moves in this state, a black gaseous trail appears behind him outlining his movements. His strength and speed allows him to use his strong blades to slice a car and anyone in it in two.
>>68186529
>Wildman, Arsus is a type of berserker or wearbear, and has the ability to transform himself into a large bear, though he can control how much of his body is transformed and can transform partially if he wills it. This transformation ability can allow him to seamlessly alter his size, bulk and musculature and transform himself into a burly humanoid, as well as use his transformations to physically augment himself. He has multiple phases of transformation due to his ability to partially transform. He is armed with minigun in battle, which he carries on his back when fully transformed. He can also use his inhuman physicality to fight, especially when he is full bear form. Desperate, loyal and determined, he is known for his drive to "break the enemy into small pieces".
>>68186580
>Waterwoman. Flexible and agile, to a superhuman degree. She has the ability to move on water as if it were solid ground, as well as to seamlessly floating through it. This gives her higher mobility in water than the fastest, or most maneuverable sea creature. She cannot feel temperature differences and can survive in an airless vacuum, which allows her to survive underwater without any negative effects. She can also transform her body into clear, water like liquid and use it defensively or offensively. This ability allows her to become gelatinous and vicious, allowing her to follow like liquid and physical touch and interact at the same time.
>>68186606
>Main antagonist. Owns a machine named "Modul-1" which allows him to control any technical equipment. He decides to build his own army of clones in order to capture Moscow, in preparation to control the whole world.
Lmao it looks better than a lot of western shit
Whether it's good or not, it will be praised here. Because it's foreign, so it won't be popular.
Either way I'll watch it as soon as I can, and I'll probably enjoy it.
>>68186390
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vteA3NL5CXM
wheres tsar man?
>>68186855
>>68186390
looks like shit and the heroes are cheesy/generic as fuck
>these fucking names
>>68186390
The Soviet Union saves art house again.
>>68186855
1:43
That's the fucking Hearthstone bear taunt sound
>>68186929
>a werebear wielding a minigun is generic
>>68187007
>windman
>waterwoman
>robot army antagonist
>not generic as fuck
>>68186855
Maybe the chinks would have won if their machine guns weren't loaded with blanks.
>>68186580
Furry bait?
>>68187073
>spiderman
>ironman
>batman
>superman
>aquaman
>oy vey
>>68186390
Sounds good, i wouldnt mind.
Someone's here to ask the real questions.
Which power would you want the most?
>>68187178
when these superheroes first came out decades ago, they were pretty unique
>>68186998
yдaлить этo!
>>68186390
Russian, and most Slavic/Chinese cinema suffers from lack of funds that in turn birth negative selection and jingoistic crowd pleasers. They have consistently been making movies that are really base propaganda pieces. Not that American blockbusters are much better, but at least McDonalds is in the background and the movie doesn't try to convince you, straight face and all, how evil hordes arrive trying to putrefy McBurger so Motherland will fall to fungi.
>>68186390
You can tell from the framing of that shot that director has no idea what he's doing.
>Expecting something good to come from Russia
>In cinema
why
Just wait for their next morose piece about orthodox monk wallowing in a puddle of ice.
>>68187221
The mongolian windman based on the descriptions t b h
>>68186855
Jesus fuck, Grimes has a video that's better capeshit than this. Russia is the new Turkey of cinema.
>>68187221
>Windman
Take it easy
Make it breezy
>>68186390
I welcome any alternative to Hollywood.
>>68187357
>>68187414
>not true art cinema connoisseurs
>>68186998
It's actually originally from WCIII RoC.
>>68186606
>ywn force yourself upon some russian water nymph and put her in a fish tank
>>68187007
Marvel did a raccoon wielding a machine gun just a couple years ago.
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I really wish Russia would've gone the way of 2deep4u brutal abstract arthouse movies, instead of trying to be Hollywood 2.0
Nobody can do Hollywood as good as the USA, because of all the money required to make garbage seem mildly interesting.
>>68188003
Who's this seminal fluid druid?
>>68188065
No, its an elf druid, man. Seminal fluid is white.
>>68188003
>>68188065
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mtrT0an7cME
What the actual fuck is this? American filmmaking at it's best
>>68188194
Has two awards, too.
>Filmed in Utah Award:Best Costumes
>Filmed in Utah Award:Best Makeup
>>68186529
Bucky pls
>>68188003
>instead of trying to be Hollywood 2.0
Why? Their model is successful and the alternative you mentioned is a hole you through money into with no chance of recuperating it or even having your message echo with audiences.
The second might give you an inflated ego and sense of superiority but it doesn't make you successful.
>>68188322
>art doesnt make money
Yeah, no shit. If it does, you are probably doing it wrong.
Money isnt the point of art anyway. Expression and prestige is.
Are there more example for cape shit from russia? I also watched night watch, it was not so bad. espacially if you read the books too
>>68188363
>Money isnt the point of art anyway. Expression and prestige is
And it isn't the point of this either.
Do you really not understand what is going on? Do you really think Hollywood is just making money and that's all? That's the motivator but it isn't its only goal. They copied Hollywood yes because it's successful but it's also successful at something else beyond making money. Money sustains the beast it isn't the sole reason for the beast existence. Russians understand this and have been attempting to use the same strategy.
>>68186390
Looks pretty entertaining
>>68186855
Oh go fuck youself that wasn't half bad
>>68188003
On one hand I agree some high budget "hollywood-like" Russian movies are awful, Stalingrad might be one of the worst WW2 I've sat trough.
However if they're popular in Russian and ex-USSR region then good for them. I'm tired of hollywood having a monopoly on entertaiment propaganda and showing their Jew values on everyone
>>68188003
CGI in Russia is miles ahead than here in the US. Plus, those slav code monkeys work for a bottle of alcohol and pennies a day.
>>68186390
>Batman v Superman budget: $250 million
>Zaschitniki(Guardians) budget: $20 million
>those fucking insane impractical swords
Love it. It's like they came out of world of warcraft or something
>>68186855
>Kino check
confirmed patrician
>>68186855
>siberian mouth harp
patrician
>>68189003
>>68189099
Time to import some cheap and efficient code monkey ruskies
>>68186390
I'm so fucking tired of movies having numbers in their titles. When will it end!?
>>68186855
>Kinocheck
>blatantly ripping off americans
nothing new here
>>68189099
Actor salaries tho
>>68186485
>>68186529
>>68186580
>>68186606
>>Landman
>>Windman
>>Wildman
>>Waterwoman
ПPOCTO
>>68186529
>literally psst... nothing personnel, kidd: the character
Top kek
Wildman looks cool as fuck, though.
>>68186855
Kino as fuck.
>>68186637
>capturing moscow before taking over the world.
Nigger, moscow isn't even important.
>>68191747
>that propaganda tho
>>68188486
was the third movie any good?
iirc the second one ended with "lul we turned back time nothing actually happened" shit
>>68191510
>indestructible edgemaster blades
>super strength
>almost appears to teleport
When can I fucking watch this
>>68191858
>Propaganda
or it's just that moscow is well known to the russian audience.
Just like New York is to the american.
>>68186855
>guy who cuts people in pieces
>so little cuts
Western editing BTFO.
>>68186390
>>68186855
>superhero film
>slashing and cutting people into pieces
Any clip with the werebear man ripping some Americans to shreds?
>>68186855
So much unecessary effort, with that speed he couldve just cut everyones head in one go
>>68186855
>Bad guys are so stupid they shot themselves
Typical bad guys
>>68192693
>not making killing an art form and having fun while doing it
>>68188194
looks better than The Hobbit
>>68186855
Literally Kino
>>68189099
Russian Hollywood hasn't learned the art of tax evasion I see
Oktobrina cinema when? Staring Anna semenovitch
>>68186485
filler character. dosen't loke edgyman at first but grows to like him.
>>68186529
edgy main character
>>68186580
the badass best buddy to the main character
>>68186606
the female. edgyman and landman tries too impress her.
>>68193781
You forgot
>>68186637
Evil edgy robot man, probably related to the female and allied with USA
>>68191870
there was a third?? originally there were supposed to be 9
>>68186390
RUSSIAN KINO IS OUT OF CONTROL
Take a look at this; fucking slavic vikings and shit.
What the actual fuck Russia
https://youtu.be/l29t0EeWv9g
>>68186959
what is:
>spiderman
>batman
>green lantern
>matter eating lad
>captain cold
>invincible
>animalman
>>68186390
Landman is literally running around with a bunch of stones as ammo
Slav Spider-Man was pretty funny
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rlJeUDp98ig
>>68194534
Where is spiderman? All I see is flying cars
>>68194534
driverman?
>>68194608
Russian spider-man is a car
>>68191858
What propaganda, anon? The russians willingly abandoned moscow and set it on fire during napeleonic wars.
>>68189003
>cgi in Russia is better
Anon, why are you so delusional?
>>68194534
>Russian movie
>it's about cars crashing into things
Art imitates life imitating art and time is a flat circle
>>68195137
Maybe because they have a single ruskie kid making it all on a shitty toaster for a penny an hour
>>68186390
So a Wolverine and Magneto rip off? Great.
>>68186485
>>68186529
>landman aka earthman
>windman
>fireman
>earth, wind, and fire
>>68186580
Wolverine ripoff, animorph rip off
This is all some avatar last airbender shit ripoff
>>68196257
>The group includes representatives of the different nationalities of the USSR
>Earth nation..
>Wind nation..
>Fire nation..
>Wearbear with a fucking minigun
This is all cheesy as fuck
>>68187414
>Russia is the new Turkey of cinema.
It was since Soviet. Nobody from russiam imageboards watch russian movies, because they are absolute capekino.
>>68187807
She indeed looks like a fish
pure
Kino
>>68194483
Landman is fucking stupid
>>68194483
>>68186580
just becoming a bear seems like a pretty weak superpower.
i mean we shoot bears all the time.
