What is he so smug about?
Fried chicken day at the prison
so we uhh
he's euphoric because in this moment he knows the true history of his people
>>68184939
His paycheck for being Will Smith.
>>68185286
WUZ
better question is why is Sinbad so happy?
>>68185363
KANGZ
>>68184939
EY HOL UP
>>68185511
notice the soldiers heads line up to form a pyramid. they think they slick!
>>68185511
That manlet on the right trying to stop that Alpha 01.
he b trippin' yo
>>68185511
jej
>>68185575
It is a woman.
>>68185129
wew
>>68184939
He's just happy to be away from his fucked up family.
>>68185700
wtf
>>68185575
The Alpha 01 guy was from MadTv, wasn't he?
>>68185700
his wife is smug as shit for getting schlonged by 2pac. you know she's the one who let the crazy into that family.
>>68184939
He's been drugged for transport to a secure facility
>>68184939
Why is military escorting a federal inmate? wouldn't that go against Posse comitatus act?
>>68185162
>smack's lips
>>68184939
thingken of susisqwa
YALL
Did the production team buy all the helmets in small size?
>>68186322
BLACK OPS
they wanna get BLACKED by HOL UP
>>68185681
Don't ever crash my or my son's plane again.
>>68186400
"One size fits for all" is the motto in the army
>>68186322
bl0ps
why do you think their face is mostly covered?
>>68186405
>>68186470
Bonerators?
>>68185511
>>68184939
>Kike Bareholtz
Who would cast this motherfucker for anything?
>>68184939
AAAAYYYYYYYY YA ALL JOKAS CRASZEE
>>68184939
EARFF!
>>68184939
his paycheck
>>68185700
>will smith has a son from a previous marriage
>hes totally normal
>has 2 kids with Jada
>they are retarded weirdos
Its all Jadas fault and Will is too pussy to do anything about it.
Also, Jada has her own nu-metal band that randomly will play shows, but since no one gives a shit about it, Will will pay people to fill the seats and pretend to like her music.
They also have a tradition of spending thousands on custom movies for their kids on their birthdays
>>68186154
Iirc the oldest kid is doing all right, it's Jaden and the youngest one who are colossal fuck ups
>>68184939
the guy from madtv told him a joke
>>68187892
Are the rumors about them true? That they both plan on having sex change operations when they're 18?
/capeshit general/ when?
/capeshit general/ when?
/capeshit general/ when?
/capeshit general/ when?
/capeshit general/ when?
/capeshit general/ when?
>>68188787
c'mon man i'm eating. nice repeating integers
>>68188787
She is quite vexing.
>>68188787
Alpha01: DAYUM! Jamie looks like THAT?!
>>68189044
>>68187159
I'm surprised you recognized that motherfucker.
>>68189843
Why does this look like a videogame?
>>68189843
IMAGINE
>>68189843
SHES STILL GOT IT!
>>68184939
>>68185511
>>68188787
Is this the birth of a new meme?
>>68189909
because that's not her body
AYYYYY YOOO
YOU BE SAYIN
>>68189843
Imagine being Arnold in that scene and having to be all like "damn, Jamie Curtis, you fuckin' fine, all sexy with your tight body and horrific androgynous monster face. I would totally have sex with you, both my character and the real me." when all he really wants to do is fuck another 16 year old in his dressing room. Like seriously imagine having to be Arnold and not only sit in that chair while Jamie Lee Curtis flaunts her disgusting body in front of you, the favorable lighting barely concealing her stretchmarks and leathery skin, and just sit there, take after take, hour after hour, while she perfected that dance. Not only having to tolerate her monstrous fucking visage but her haughty attitude as everyone on set tells her she's STILL GOT IT and DAMN, JAMIE LEE CURTIS LOOKS LIKE *THAT*?? because they're not the ones who have to sit there and watch her mannish fucking gremlin face contort into types of grimaces you didn't even know existed before that day. You've been fucking nothing but a healthy diet of blondes and supermodels and later alleged rape victims for your ENTIRE CAREER coming straight out of the boonies in Austria. You've never even seen anything this fucking disgusting before, and now you swear you can taste the sweat that's breaking out on her dimpled stomach as she sucks it in to writhe it suggestively at you, smugly assured that you are enjoying the opportunity to get paid to sit there and revel in her "statuesque (for that is what she calls herself)" beauty, the beauty she worked so hard for with personal trainers in the previous months. And then the director calls for another take, and you know you could kill every single person in this room before the studio security could put you down, but you sit there and endure, because you're fucking Arnold. You're not going to lose your future political career over this. Just bear it. Hide your face and bear it.
>>68189843
Imagine there's no heaven
It's easy if you try
No hell below us
Above us only sky
Imagine all the people
Living for today...
Imagine there's no countries
It isn't hard to do
Nothing to kill or die for
And no religion too
Imagine all the people
Living life in peace...
You may say I'm a dreamer
But I'm not the only one
I hope someday you'll join us
And the world will be as one
Imagine no possessions
I wonder if you can
No need for greed or hunger
A brotherhood of man
Imagine all the people
Sharing all the world...
You may say I'm a dreamer
But I'm not the only one
I hope someday you'll join us
And the world will live as one
>>68185511
>>68189843
I want her to put me in a boston crab, fuck my ass while doing it, and laugh as she emasculates me in two ways, both in strength and in sexuality
>>68185601
Fucking delusional nigs
>>68185511
>>68188787
>>68190232
now combine all three
>>68190112
imagine being you
>>68187874
normal?
he looks like a queer
>>68190232
Why hasn't any one shopped naked Robbie in there?
>>68190819
I'd rather he look like a queer than be whatever the hell the other two turned into.
>>68188787
>>68189044
>>68189130
>>68189843
>>68189981
>Mfw
>>68191540
she looks just like me when i wear my moms clothes.
>>68192166
Wanna fug?
>>68192190
i only do bbc
>>68190322
>>68189044
>>68189843
>>68190679
>>68191540
I'd make her wear a bag
>>68189843
>>68190679
Why is Abed dancing for Arnold?
>>68185162
AYO
>>68185511
>>68186470
Why the fuck are they in uniform then?
>>68193022
Schwarzkopf is a big fella
