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What went so wrong?
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>>68183707
dat jaw and high cheek bones, was her mom on the bison burgers during pregnancy?
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>>68183707
age
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>>68183707
Outcloseting her life.
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came out closet, ruined her image
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>feminist dike

Does anyone honestly want to deal with such a pest?
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>>68183707
This guy looks dead inside
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>>68183781
no shit. now the Jewish producers know she is not interested in having a bang
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>>68183707
act
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ACT
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>>68183815
>guy
is this what being on /tv/ for days and weeks does to you?
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>>68183707
The fuck is happening with her face?
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the chemical balance in her brain
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>>68183707
Scrollig past I thought that was a Team America still
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>>68183772
As long as you're taking care of your body, there shouldn't be any physically negative effects of aging before 30
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>>68183896
>>68183904

She's on male hormones, for reals.
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>>68183913
lmao its true
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>>68183707
she stopped getting attention for being/looking like jailbait

so she tried to get attention for being a lesbian

ala Jodie Foster
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>>68183915
unless you have shitty genes for early baldness
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>>68183949
Wasn't she just a carpet muncher?

And not the I-identify-as-as-attack-helicopter fucked in the head weirdo?
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>>68183949
then she's mentally ill, the sooner she gets psychiatric help the better
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>>68183896
She is 27, she is not pretending to be a cutie hipster teen anymore so that 24 year old virgin white males masturbate to pics of her, men mean nothing to a lesbian
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Shit she's gotten hot. How did her jaw get so strong?
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What went so right?
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>>68184000
Let me guess the cure is your dick? People like you make the SJW people of the world right.
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>>68184039
Honestly all lesbians secretly crave cock.

t. lesbian
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>>68184021
She should play Duke Nukem for her next video game project.
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I'd let her peg and castrate me desu.
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>>68184077
You get there is a difference between a women using a dildo on you and being fucked by a man right?
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>>68184171
Yeah the dildo doesn't but you presents and chocolate
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>>68184259
> doesn't but you presents and chocolate

what?
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Which one /tv/?
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>>68184311
He's suffering a tard seizure.
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>>68184171
Yeah, the cock is the real thing.

The thing is we don't want a nice boyfriend who'll charm us into vanilla sex through conversation, but a strong man who will forcibly fuck our brains out and teach us to worship his thick, hard, veiny cock. Too bad that shit doesn't exist in real life.
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>>68184321
>mistype one letter
>"tard seizure"
you people are pathetic
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>>68184404
By we do you mean gay men? I'm a lesbian and have no desire for men. The closet thing to a man I will fuck is a hot trap.
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>>68183707
honestly who's fucking surprised by this shit

>>68184312
western women versus eastern women. i just can't decide.
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>>68183707
is that reverse bruce jenner?
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>>68183707
She became a dyke.
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>Hey, hey you! wanna buy a jug of my pee? still warm. c'mon, five bucks.
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>>68184423
proofread your posts before mashing the post button retard
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>>68183707
goddamn what's up with hollywood and their hard on for women with oversized jaws?
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>>68183807
>tfw on gaycation she interviews the Brazilian cop that openly admits to killing gays but didn't do shit to her

just found out she played ricky's daughter of season 2 in Trailer Park Boys though
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>>68184634
Not men, cock. You know you crave cock, don't even try to deny it.
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>>68184762
ew
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She got old and came out of the closet

She's a shit tier waifu now. old /tv/ has forgotten her and rightfully so.
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what is next for tiny actress Ellen Page
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>>68184949
>not wanting to drink little lesbian boy's sweet sweet nectar
faggot
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>>68184077
Yeah and sucking dick isn't gay

t. every /tv/ "expert" on human sexuality
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>>68185035
>this amazonian's clit is probably bigger than my dicc
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>>68185035
Now I want lesbian porn of those two.
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>>68183707
The flavor of the day is to call literally everything a "meme-[thing]" which drives any and all meaning of that phrase into the ground. But, in this case, she is exactly that. She was a meme-actress. She wasn't a very good actress, she just happened to look like a 13 year old girl, which helped her in her big breakout roles. Now she's 40 and still looks like that. Which is awkward. And she's a lesbian.
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>>68185053
>Yeah and sucking dick isn't gay
it isn't, not if it's a feminine dicc like on a trap or twink
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>>68185118
faggot
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>>68183772
where's the pic where she was pretty?
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Why do /mu/tant and /fa/ggot lesbians age far better than /tv/ ones?
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>>68184904
I didn't, I said there is a difference between wanting cock and wanting men. How can I explain it to you in a simple way. I rather have Jlaw fuck me with a strap on. Rather than fuck Brad Pitt.
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>>68184762
There are people on /tv/ that would actually give her the money for it.
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>>68185053
It depends. Sucking a man's dick is kind of gay, though it's not really gay if you're sissified. Sucking a girl's dick on the other hand is 100% straight.
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>>68185180
Is Jude Law such a gaping pussy that he'd need a strapon now? Probably.
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>>68185305
Probably last time I seen him. He didn't look like a guy that could keep it up, but I mean Jennifer Lawrence.
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>>68183707
She fell for the feminist meme and that ruined her career
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>>68185565
She ruined her career because she only wants gay roles, but doesn't expect less pay. There are many mainstream gay movies.
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>>68184021
she looks like josh brolin
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>>68185565
If you were a pragmatic individual and a lesbian wouldn't embarrassing feminism be in your best interest?
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>>68183707
She looks like a gay man you'd find in a jean store
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>>68185708
*embracing
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>>68186105
this is why /tv/ is the best board
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JUST
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>>68183707
what went right
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>>68184762
nice lezbo shorts
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Nothing went wrong. She's always had a big forehead like that
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>>68183969
Except Jodie Foster can ACT and she's now a Hollywood mogul going toe to toe with the Weinsteins.

Page spent her money on shitty vinyl and designer trash clothes.
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>>68184762
Are people here still too stupid to see that this is her as a homeless person from her next film?
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>>68185588
She has a sex scene with a guy in her next film you sperg
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>>68184762
it's a recent pic?? jeeeeesus she still looks like a 12yo boy...
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>>68185186
>he's one of us
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Seriously why does /tv/ hate her? She chills with neckbeards. She's not the enemy.
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>>68184762

whats shes doing with that piss bottle?
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>>68183913
holy fuck, you're right.
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>>68183707
I remember hearing her on NPR. She was talking about her gay show on some gay Vice news channel. She sounded like a nervous wreck it was so embarrassing.
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fuck lesbians especially hollywood model type ones that think they are the shit. I wish dykes like cara delevinge with their retard faces go to eastern europe and get confronted by men that beats the shit out of them.
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>>68187311
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>>68187956
actually the one who sticks up for dumb sluts is the fedora so you are using the meme wrong
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>>68187996
How does being a lesbian make you a slut? Lesbians have less sex than straight couples.
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>>68184852
It was fake.
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>>68183707
heavy smoking aged her face prematurely coupled with a lack of onscreen charisma.
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>>68187996
>the one who sticks up for dumb sluts is the fedora
first day on the internet then?
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>>68183707
the only woman I can lucid dream about and get angry with like slapping her around and rough sex but I am not even attracted to her,she actually forces other women out of the room in my dream and we fuck but I am aware that I am cucking my self in a fucking dream...still,35 years old and still getting wet dreams ain't that bad.
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>>68183707
Literally dressed herself as Norm MacDonald doing a Tarantino impression.
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>>68188272
>m'lady
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It's a shame that she grew up in this age. Otherwise she wouldn't be a lesbian b/c lesbianism is literally political activism via sexual dysfunction.
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You guys are honestly retarded.

Lesbians don't exist. Something happens to a woman and they start getting disillusioned with men so they think that they're lesbian. 99 times out of 100, what happens is they aren't getting attention from men, or not enough attention from the type of men they think they should be getting attention from. The other 1 out of 100 lesbians is usually because of an actual, legitimately traumatic experience that causes this disillusionment with men (For example, see: the case of Jodie Foster).

In Ellen Page's case, her height combined with her young looks was, essentially, a recipe for disaster. While she was cast in roles that were interesting and "quirky" for a young, mature actress to play, in real life, men that SHE was interested in had zero interest. Like, at all. This causes one of two things. Confusion or acceptance.

Women aren't all THAT different then Men. Think about it. You're a movie star actress with fame and fortune. You think to yourself, "Hey, I'm a famous movie star actress with fame and fortune, the super hot hunky type of guys are going to be lined up to date me." Think again, Juno. Sorry, toots, life sucks because your baby face on your 5 foot tall frame made you every basement dwelling, NEET, anime/manga fag's personalized wet dream and, instead of the Hugh Jackman and Christian Bale and Bradley Cooper types you thought would come a runnin' quick and lookin' for love, you're swarmed, literally swarmed, by real life, autistic Paulie Bleeker's who think they actually have a shot because you fucked a guy who looked and acted "just like them" on screen and they can't disassociate the difference between fiction and reality.

That's why Ellen Page is a "lesbian." Paulie Bleeker actually did leave his proverbial seed inside her and it doomed her to a life of dildos and tuna fish.

I, for one, feel bad for her.
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>>68186614
what the actual fuck man
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A lesbian thought she was interesting, but it turns out she wasn't
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Just dick her straight
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>>68184312
ELLELLE vs. EGAPAGE

who would win?
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>>68183707
she can't act
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>>68183707
JUST
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>>68184762
no thank you, little boy
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>>68183768
manlets have strong jaws and thick bones, thats why petite and fragile is so uncommon
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>>68188272
>nicethingsforawfulpeople.tumblr
>tumblr
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>>68186614
that's gotta be make up
also those cuts on her legs wtf
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>>68183707
SJWism.

It's all about forcing SJW propaganda now.

Kasdan said in an interview that he and JJ asked themselves what it would be like if the Nazis had gone to Argentina and regrouped after WWII.

From birth, Jews are raised with this idea that homogeneous white societies will inevitably result in goose-stepping, ethnic cleansing, and warmongering. And I could understand that outlook if history had begun in 1930. But the truth is, whites are the most egalitarian and least barbaric group in human history.

That's what frustrates many of us when jewish SJW Hollywood sensibilities become accepted norms. They're slanted, prejudiced and their bias goes unchallenged by everyone.

The First Order was a Jewish take on ultimate evil. And because modern Jews are obsessed with The Shoah and WWII everything magically relates to MUH SIX MILLION.

It has gotten boring. It's stale. I wish we could get a more nuanced view of evil, but that won't happen because show-biz Jews always find a way of politicizing everything.

Like, recently I saw a movie set in 1920s London. There were several shots of a black man and a white woman walking as a couple in the street. It was there to sell us something. It was out of place and revisionist. It's tacky and it's condescending.

The objective is to shape public opinion with the assumption that everyone needs "educating" and are too dumb to pick up on the flagrant advertising of their agenda. In this case, it was a short throwaway scene and it still took me out of the movie. The message is basically, "You're too dumb to find the right opinions by yourself, so we're going to give you direction by placing propaganda in the media you consume."

SJW placement just seems dishonest and manipulative. Flagrant product placement annoys me whether it's a product I like or not. It takes me out of the ride that it should be, pauses everything to remind me what I'm supposed to think, and then expects me to jump back in with full enthusiasm.
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>>68184312
Top obviously. Who wants a tiny mouth?
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>>68189433
>whites are the most egalitarian and least barbaric group in human history
Did you start counting history at about 1970 forward or something? LMAO
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>>68189545
you're replying to a pasta you dof
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Get on top of me and fuck me until we're both covered in our bodily juices

That what.

oops wrong thread but still
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ACT
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>>68189433

I will say this post, particularly your part on the revisionism, is why I give a lot of credit to Mad Men. I admit, they probably got away with it because they could introduce new elements with the 60's era as it moved through the years, but they didn't cop out.
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>>68189583
D'oh!
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>>68184312
Top is olivia wilde's jaw
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>>68187000
Neckbeards are the enemy you dolt
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