This nigga dresses and sits like Charles Dance
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HWxGzxMAGX0
>Muh freedoms
imagine how claptastic Civil War screening will be
>>68182371
Why are they letting their robot wear clothes?
>>68182371
>the united nations
>having authority ever
DROPPED
>>68182371
wow this looks worse the more i see of it
>inb4 DCuck like my movies
>>68182501
Why would you want VISION to go around showing his BIG RED COCK
>muh Freedumbs
Why introduce Amerikkkan politics into this movie? It's fucking capeshit.
>>68182581
>not enough quips like suicide squad
:^)
>>68182655
His name is literally Captain AMERICA, he was used for US War propaganda during WWII.
If it wasn't for politics there wouldn't be a Captain America
>>68182501
It kind of makes sense for Jarvis. He always came across as an AI butler type character.
/capeshit general/ when?
/capeshit general/ when?
/capeshit general/ when?
/capeshit general/ when?
/capeshit general/ when?
/capeshit general/ when?
so Cap is all: don't trust the governmen, take your weapons and shoot people you think they deserve it
>>68182371
Why is that picture so funny? I thought it was from some press tour or convention, not the actual movie
>>68182747
Maybe if you ask once more
>>68182796
Well, knowing the goverment was infiltrated to the neck with Hydra operatives, literally tried to nuke NY and almost launched three helicarriers designed to kill every disident?
Yes, I would not trust the goverment.
>>68182371
Capekino.
This small scene was better than any of the 'politics" in Batman v Superman. How can DCucks even compete?
>>68182853
Did you think that's what Paul Bettany looks like in real life?
>>68182581
your post is vexing!
Wtf I thought there was only one black guy
>>68182661
>>68183143
i dont get it
>>68183143
I dont get this meme. Does this tight little body looks like a fridge?
>>68182501
He's not a robot, he's an android, he's closer to a human than a robot.
>>68182989
>This small scene was better than any
stopped right there
it's shit and inaccurate to how global politics actually work
>>68183143
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SDWAozUqiZs
>>68183380
Synthetic human. He's got all the human parts, they're just made from tiny ass nanobots or something
>>68182371
>Vision Clip
The nigga doesn't even talk
>>68182371
This reminds me of several times I butted heads with one of my peers over having our leadership try and force us into going in a direction our team didn't want to go. Peer kept pushing it that it needed to get done while I kept pushing back that it would hurt team morale and would end up costing us our staff.
This is a believable conversation, because I've had one just like that many times.
Also what the fuck is up with Don Cheadle, does he have cancer or something? He's looking like the life force is being sucked out of him.
>>68183380
>>68183447
What is the difference between robot, android, cyborg, synthetic human?
>>68182371
10/10
>>68183343
Pedophiles are afraid of women.
>>68183471
>team
>leadership
>morale
>stakes
What do you do? Lead a strike team?
>>68182371
this clip just made me realize this movie is going to be awesome.
>>68183493
I think it's something like
>Robots - mechanical beings
>Androids - synthetic organism
>Cyborg - organic robot
>>68183471
>What is aging for 100
>>68182501
He's not a robot desu senpai
>>68182747
>/capeshit general/ when?
/capeshit general/ when?
>/capeshit general/ when?
Here:
>>68182895
>>68182895
>>68182895
>>68183343
your le cuck meme is pathetic
>>68182747
Maybe if you shitpost more
>>68183493
>robot
mechanical AIs with any shape
>android
robot that is similar to humans but not necessarily exactly like a human (like Vision)
>cyborg
part human bean, part mechanical
>synthetic human
android that looks exactly like an human
>>68183662
I guess I should fix this
>android
can look exactly like a human
>synthetic human
organism is like a human, with all the same organs and stuff, but made of synthetic material
>>68183545
>Cyborg - organic robot
No, a cyborg is a mix between human and robotic parts, or a human enhaced with robot parts.
>comments in YouTube section are about how "deep" this scene is
Am I being trolled?
>>68183534
Software support, architects and engineers for a pretty well known product which I won't name. I left that department because I didn't like what the leadership was trying to do, and sure enough 70% of that department's staff up and left. My peer ended up getting shit canned for it, even though it was the leadership above his head that were at fault. Lesson here, don't be a suck up because those you're sucking up to will end up throwing you at the lions while they try and get away.
>>68182371
>This is the United Nations
>Not the World Security Council
So what that Security Council from the previous movies wasn't the UNSC? I always thought it was.
Why doesn't Vision just walk around naked like Doc Manhattan, its not like anybody could stop him.
>>68183919
Doc Manhattan lost any conciousness or feelings he had as human being, on the other hand Vision gets more self-conciousness, awaraness and feelings, including shame and such.
hype
>>68183804
name it or fuck off
>>68182371
50 seconds and no quips? Its gonna bomb.
>>68183407
You are actually retarded. I understand if you don't like capshit but dont just talk out your ass.
>>68183343
it's the angle
>>68185731
>united nations
>having power or ability to force the hand of anyone
kek
>>68182371
he's also a literal cuck
>>68185731
>talking out your ass
fucking how was I?
>>68182429
commie
>Captain America, the soldier made to serve his nation for propaganda purposes, goes rogue and stands against the government
>Billionaire playboy Tony Stark, who has repeatedly told the government to fuck fight off, becomes a boy scout patsy for uncle Sam
Wait, what happened?
>>68187113
Early/mid 20th century the capitalist was seen as the hero to the people and enemy to the oppressor.
Now it's the opposite.
These types of things swing like a pendulum because we always demonize those with the most power.
>>68183819
It's the equivalent.
>>68182796
Well that is the American way.
>>68187113
Tony fucked up multiple times with sever consequences and has come to realise how irresponsible it is to have no oversight. Cap has seen how easily corruptible institutions can become and has developed a well justified distrust. Its actually pretty good character development that is consistent with their experiencs in past film.
>>68187113
Character development.
Cap became disillusioned with SHIELD and the US government after Avengers and TWS.
Tony realized that being able to do whatever you want, with no accountability whatsoever, and uncheck power, can lead to situations like Ultron. Plus, mix that guilty with his paranoia over aliens.
>>68187604
>sever consequences
>Aliens attack NYC: 74 casualties
>Helicarrier crashes into inlet: 23 casualties
>like a whole fucking mountain falls to earth: 177 casualties
>sever consequences
Just a reminder that almost 3000 people died at 9/11.
>>68187604
except it is literally obvious stark is the hypocrite based on is nature alone. where it could be even argued the founders of America distrusted centralized government.
>>68182655
>Title is Civil War
>They are bombing the UN in this movie.
>MC name is Captain America
>>68186118
NY is like Middle East in the MCU, they are not going to get everything right.
Plus, the Avengers fucked up Wakanda and Cap husbando nearly killed their king early in the movie. A WWIII is inminent.
ITT: Starktards
>>68187861
>talking out my ass for criticising how unlike global politics it is
>well they dont get everything right
>>68188025
>marvel___memes
>capfags
>>68188025
>kikebook memes
marveldrones everyone!
I keep feeling like this whole movie is going to be a watered down version of Watchmen without any of the philosophical questions nor intriguing plot.I'll still probably see this with my friends though
>>68189255
>>68182371
>If we don't do this now, it will be done too us later
What kind of point is that? Tony is such a dumb cunt.
>>68182653
>Why would you want .. BIG ... COCK
>>68189255
would Cap be Dr. Manhattan and Tony be Ozzy?
>>68182371
>Tony "shut it down" Stark
>>68183819
basically it was a stand-in for the UN in the MCU when they first introduced it
now apparently they need to top the "World Security Council" and apparently they are retconing everything so the UN existed in-universe all along
>>68189255
So just like the Watchmen movie then?
The thing I am finding very intriguing about this film is the fact that it is based around a fairly complex issue. I can't decide which side of the argument I'd be on. They're both right. If there were superheroes we'd want to know that they had people holding them accountable, but we also know that it would most likely be people with agendas who take control.
>>68189436
yeah I felt the same too
that's literally a middle-schooler argument
>>68187702
I thought those numbers are direct Avengers casualties. The figures must be in the thousands from what I recall from Daredevil.
>>68183744
So Vision is a synthetic human then? Or android?
its fucking lieutenant daniels
>>68183919
Doc M was a transdimensional, non-corporeal entity. Vision is just an android with a time gem.
i hate the dialogue in these movies, everyone talks so quickly and snappy, it feels so fake
>>68189120
Wait, so you are actually a DCuck?
>>68190421
His body is biomechanical. His consciousness is the Mind Gem incarnate.
>>68183407
>how global politics actually work
in a fake world, now stop smelling your farts
>>68190157
>Marvel
>We've known each other for years but now we have an issue so complex that to take a side is to fight each other
>DC
>You work outside the law. No, YOU work outside the law. We must fight to the death unless you have a mother.
>>68190680
>in a fake world
more like a badly written world
>>68190421
>>68190604
There's also this. His consciousness is not an AI, he wasn't programmed, which would make him a "synthetic human" I guess
>>68182371
The idea of civil war is so good.
Super heroes do work as vigilantes. They have no true authority. They should be working with democracy and the will of the people.
But at the same time super heroes have secret identities. Their powers are their own and no government should impose on them.
During world war 2 it was easy to be nationalist. But in the modern world it is much harder.
It looks like they are doing it right. I hope they nail it and we get a great story out of it.
>>68190850
the real one or the fake one?
>>68190893
Your post had no memes in it
>>68190680
my farts actually smell pretty good
How hard will liberals shit on this film? I haven't seen a movie with such a strong right wing message for a long time.
>>68191190
don't forget that Batman V Superman is litterally Donald Trump: the movie
>billionaire white guy
>goes against political correctness
>has to take matter in his own ends
>wants to remove an ALIEN threatening his city
>>68191465
But he's wrong
>>68191190
Liberals are usually pretty stupid, I find it hard to believe most of them will even notice the right-wing message of it, much less understand it enough to form any comprehensive thoughts fit for criticism.
I can't tell you how many rampant, keyboard-warrior Hillary/Bernie fags I know who's favorite movies are LOTR and the TDK trilogy.
>>68191465
LMAO LITERALLY DUDE!
>>68191190
most of liberals are team cap, which i don't understand at all, because they all scream for banning hate speech, gun control, more control so people can have save places etc.
>>68190893
go back to imdb arsehole
>>68182371
..."And then I took the dog's brain out and put it in a robot dog, like any normal person."
>>68182371
>>This is the United Nations
>>Not the World Security Council
>Marvelcucks will defend this
>>68191928
World Security Council used to be the MCU UN, but then it sort of got retconned into being being a spy network, or something like that.
Why is Chris Evans so likeable
>>68191465
and lol they have the same mom lol too
>>68182371
> He will cuck Chthon
> But then Thanos will cuck him out of his gem
>>68191465
So are you saying Batman is literally Hitler?
>>68183521
>>68183343
she literally looks like a moretz tier child fridge without ass/hips
>>68191928
I don't get it?
World Security Council is the oversight committee for SHIELD.
>>68183493
robot- machine that does work and shit, autonomously
android- a robot built to look like a man. andro-man. -oid: similar too, like. I suppose anthroid would be a better portmanteau, given that covers both genders. Android is used androgynously anyway, so no big deal.
cyborg: part man, part machine.
synthetic human: shit word for android that retards used because they're embarrassed by terms like robot or android.
>>68190680
>stop and turn off your brain sillybilly :)
sorry at least BvS was able to make sense on how politicians would act. UN has no political power so the whole conflict is Tony understanding how politics work and that completely destroys suspension of disbelief for me.
>>68182371
>RDJ only one standing
when will they learn?
>>68192507
good guys lost again :(
>>68182371
>the UN having legitimate power
>in any universe
DROPPED
>>68194688
>he can't handle that the UN has power but is able to suspend disbelief for a fucking superhero film
DCucks everyone
>>68194841
suspension of disbelief only goes so far. A superhero film asks me to believe there are superheroes, when a film goes beyond that in terms of inaccuracy for a superhero flick it loses me. If it was asking me to believe the American government was openly killing American's in the street, it then doesn't make sense for the hulk to show up out of nowhere and fight bad guys when it isn't a Superhero film at it's core.
>>68194929
cuckcuckcuckcuck
DCuckDCuckDCuckDCuck
This is the average DCuck everyone!!
>>68183343
Close the door! You left the fridge open!
>>68194929
YOU LIKE DC COMICS
YOU'RE A KEK
KEK I SAY
KEKEST KEK WHOS EVER KEKED
KEKAROO
KEK KING
LOUIS CK ALMOST SEEMS A WELL ADJUSTED HUMAN BEING NEXT TO YOU
YOU TAKE KEKOLDRY TO A WHOLE NEW LEVEL
YOU WANNA KNOW WHY?
BECAUSE YOU LIKE DC
DKEK
>>68194688
The UN Refugee Agency has been having a massive pull in recent years.
the most recent Vision comic is amazing. Very well balances between funny and genuinely creepy and disturbing.
>>68182704
he was used for JEW propaganda
not US propaganda
>>68195063
Kek followed lel, which followed lol. Because 4chan is like a teenage girl. Not DCucks. One makes more sense as a name dingus.
>>68195206
back to /pol/ stormweenie
robot - machine controlled by a computer. robots don't have to look human. they're everything from drones to those arm bots that make cars
android - machine with intelligence that's made to be human. synthetic humans are androids
cyborg - human with robotic/mechanical parts. Maybe advanced robotic limbs or mechanical organs.
automaton - fancy word for robot though you can break the term down to auto-motion or self-moving. usually reserved for robots of antiquity.
artificial intelligence - usually a disembodied mind that lives in a computer or computer network. sometimes they're inside androids or robots.
>>68195385
droid - machine with intelligence that doesn't need to be shaped like a human
drone - remote-controlled robot
bot - robot/programme designed to do a simple task over and over again
>>68187702
>Marvel Universe
>Real World
There is a difference anon.
>>68195385
you - gay
>>68195063
I love our lord and savior Kek anon
>>68183577
Fuck off.
>>68190604
No, he is Jarvis incarnate.
