Alllllllll, lets have sex!
"uh. no, peg."
*fluuush*
wooooo
it was a better time
>>68167166
How could you say no to this?
>>68167294
The idea of that billious hair flying around and slapping me in the face. Fucking disgusting.
>>68167294
After years youbget used to that
>>68167294
You've never been married have you
>>68167294
You don't understand marriage.
Lemonade?
is that what passes for entertainment these days? woozle wazzle?
>>68167539
I love this episode
>>68167539
I would've gladly taken her off of his hands.
All she'd have to do was speak to me, maybe I'd finally feel something.
>>68167294
watching this show as a child i literally thought this was a man dressed as a woman.
>>68167527
>pleeeeeeeeease
I have a friend who can do the voice perfectly, it cracks me up every time
>>68167294
I would fuck the hell out of that sex-starved foxy redhead
>>68167166
Somebody post a webm of her in those pants bending over in MWC.
Still fucking hot
>>68167359
>>68167371
No but I once dated a MILF and it was the best sex I've had so far.
>>68168789
How does one approach dating a milf?
>>68167926
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9Titnm-e1N0
>>68168822
Find a woman who is a mother who you find attractive in a sexual way, be confident around her, ask her on a date. Wooo.
MWC is so much better than The Simpsons.
>>68168893
All the mothers I know are my age and are very unappealing. Plus if you try to date them or fuck around with them they see you as a potential father replacement. I'm looking for late thirties, early 40s type that is looking for fun and is not looking for a husband of a daddy for their child
>>68168969
Thank you! Give the bully an extra point.
Kids, always recycle
>>68167166
Only Ferguson that matters
>>68168822
The workplace might be a good location, though you may have to wait for one to approach you as most good looking older women are already married or otherwise taken.
>>68168961
>looking for fun and is not looking for a husband of a daddy for their child
That's good because if you're young and good looking, she'll see you as more of a fling rather than a long term relationship. Plus if you're inexperienced with raising children and there's a wide enough age/generation gap, you'll fall short of her expectations anyway and she'll be the one who wants to end it.
>>68169276
>if you're young and good looking
If you're good looking, you don't need a milf. It's a catch 22.
>>68167670
A black day for baseball.
>>68169405
>you don't need a milf
No but you may still want one. As mentioned earlier, great sex.
classic
>>68169405
dude, you don't have to be an Adonis, just find a quiet one, crazy one, or neglected one.
If you do go after a crazy one, just be ready for the repercussions
>>68169647
Not if she decides to dump you first, which is plausible given both personality and age differences.
>>68169576
So relevant, so with the times, brave Simpsons.
>>68167294
You need to be over 18 to post here.
>>68169219
TO THE EXTREME
>/tv/ giving advice on getting laid
>>68169576
Bravo Groening
>>68170212
yeah
can new Simpsons get any dumber?
>>68171314
groening hasn't done anything outside of drawing designs since the first season
>>68167482
>With a man in the White House? Not likely!
>>68171213
can normies have any discussion without it devolving into a base instinct fulfillment pissing contest
I'm not even a virgin for the record but holy shit
>>68167231
That cutaway gag parody just nailed everything you need to know about the show. God bless em.
>>68167294
It's called a running joke, you dip.
Because once you're married it doesn't matter how hot they are- you're gonna get sick of fucking her. Also, she was an awful person on top of it.
>>68171358
To be fair he DID dance on stage with a holographic Homer
>>68171548
Everything about that episode was wonderful. It's a wonderful capsule of those days.
>>68171214
>first thing in the morning, I'm going to punch Lenny in the back of the head
Alright /tv/. You can have a thread of random Simpsons screencaps, OR you can trade it all in for what's in THIS BOX.
>>68176143
i'll just take the boat
>>68167166
Why didn't he just have sex with her?
>>68168789
You really, really don't understand marriage.
>>68176143
PeterMolyneux'sCuriosity.jpg
Maybe circumsison festoryed his benis
>No mister Simpson, a cat is a living creature
>I don't care
>>68167482
I forget what he says in this scene but I remember it being hilarious.
>>68167294
>how could you say no to this
Quite easily. I mean I've technically been turning down women my entire life. I can think of like 5 I could have done something with. 26 year old virgin reporting in.
>>68167166
simpsons was never good
