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>The dinosaur takes out its implant, puts fake claw marks
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>The dinosaur takes out its implant, puts fake claw marks onto the wall, then hides in mud from thermal cameras in order to escape

ITT: Retarded moments that made you quit a movie
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>female protagonist starts as a homeless bum on another planet

>turns out she's an expert mechanic

>turns out she can speak wookie

>turns out she's an expert fighter

>turns out she has the force

>turns out she's actually Anakin Skywalker reincarnated
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>>68156194
it would have all made sense if it was human DNA mixed in, but they made it raptor DNA which makes no sense
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>>68156419
>turns out she can fly the millenium falcon in 2seconds
>turns out finn is completely useless and just causes more trouble than helping as opposed to original Han.
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>>68156419
>>68156606

>a company literally world famous for making movies targeting the 12 year old female audience buys a new brand and make a new movie out of it
>people expect anything else out of it

I honestly think that people like you and the "FEMINISM WON" libtards are clinically retarded.
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>>68156711
>Star Wars
>suited for 12 years olds

If this was the case the movie woulda bombed as majority of the fanbase are adults.

Now that the majority knows TFA is shit, unless the world has lost it's mind it should make way less money
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>female protagonist starts as a hipster nobody who's suddenly being chased by a Hitman™ and some other guy

>turns out she's a Hitman™ herself
>female protagonist starts as the wife of some chump who went to Rekall to get some new memories

>turns out she's an expert soldier fighter martial artist swat agent who literally punches through walls
>Mad Max remake

>12 special women starring Sarah Connor Ripley

>Mad Max gets three minutes of screen time
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how can a dino figure out a tracking device better than a human? Did they also insert some covert OP spy gene into it?
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>>68156983
you need to go outside your room a little and get off 4chan if you honestly think this
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>>68157225
Everyone ive talked too since TFA came out has said its shit. Its an easy convorsation starter at bars. People hate it.
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>>68156194
This scene

I could live through the rathter scene, and all that jazz, but this killed it
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>>68156419
>>68156606
>turns out star wars is shit and it took you this long to realize
>turns out star wars fans will eat shit as long as it has the star wars logo on it
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>>68156194
>dinosaur uses camo
>never used again or brought up again

>HE'S HEADING TOWARDS THE PARK
>goes in complete opposite direction to kill action man and qt

>direction and production claims that its throwin punches at product placement and this is satire
>has product placement throughout the movie

This whole movie was a pizza shit
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