How does he know when to stop wiping?
>wiping
>>68155605
You are now aware that Matt always knew when Foggy was stealth fapping during college and he put up with it.
>>68155605
He licks the paper
>>68155605
Are you implying that people need to see their assholes to know they are clean after wiping?
There will never be a thread like this that's as good as the one a few days ago where people had an in depth analysis of how to wipe your ass. I've never seen that much autism in one place before. Even on here.
>>68155605
all senses are enhanced, even taste
>>68155605
Taste
Smells the paper. Listens to the smear. Touches the smear.
He can hear the paper.
>>68155725
hehe
who here /poopbeforeshower/?
>>68155725
does heeat the smear?
>>68156173
how else would he know? it's a leap of faith
>>68155605
How do you know when to stop posting?
he probably wash his arse like any civilized person
>>68157081
t. Mohammed
>>68155605
to be fair after I poop I just clean my ass in the shower and I actually can tell if I'm clean by how my hair feels
>actually wiping your ass
If you eat an actual well balanced diet like any non-american landwhale then you would know there's literally 0 need to while your ass unless you get sick and have diarrhoea
>>68157189
t. swedecuck
>>68155605
This character isnt truly blind... He said that in the show that he only acts blind.
>>68157189
How many rotten corpses have floated down the bathing river this week, mehmet
>>68157264
He's blind with his eyes. He senses shapes 360 degrees around him, but he cannot detect colors.
Does his dick still work?
>>68155605
the same way everyone else knows, when you stop tasting it
>>68157334
AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH TONY HELP I HAVE ERECTILE DYSFUNCTION!!!!!!!
>>68157334
Being frozen does awful things to the human body.
>>68157319
He said he sees red fire everywhere on the shapes granted he cannot detect color besides red but im sure there are shades of red so on his red toilet paper he can see his darker redshit on his red toilet paper in his red bathroom.
>>68155713
Link to thread?
>>68157415
Like what?
>>68157485
I don't have it but it reached the pinnacle of autism when someone suggested making a hands free ass wiping machine. It was basically a conveyor belt that goes through water on the bottom to "clean" it and you squat over it and it wipes your ass for you. Another kid was talking about how he got a bidet for Christmas and it changed his fucking life. Pic related. Mfw some autist smelled so much like shit that his parents bought him an assblaster for Christmas.
>>68155946
Ah yes, the ol' American Bidet
>>68155634
i remember using a bathroom with one of these. i used it thinking it was some fancy toilet or something... boy was i wrong
>Honestly, you just… you hope for the best.
>>68157485
>>68157859
http://archive.4plebs.org/tv/thread/68069258/
>>68157935
It's so great. No worrying if you smell like poo.
>>68158367
Do Americans all eat a diet where you can't properly clean your shit off your asshole or something?
Seriously what the fuck? It takes me two wipes to be completely clean. Sometimes I don't even need to wipe.
>>68158466
We Americans shit like kings. We need LOTS of toilet paper. Sometimes we have to clean it off our thighs.
>>68158466
if you only wipe twice, how would you know?
you must smell of poo
>>68157416
he doesn't actually see red, thats just the mental manifestation he and the director chose to try and explain his senses to the viewer. No one can possibly imagine what it truly is like to bee able to sense everything around in a mile radius
>mfw this dissolved into a "poo in the lou" threadI hope it does
>>68158025
I've never been so hysterical and paranoid at a thread in my life
Thanks anon
