What's his superpower?
yelling "TONY HELPP MEEEE"
He's a non-fat American. He also has a shield.
>>68145141
AHHHHHHH
More than a shield
>>68145141
Superstrength
banging sluts
>>68145141
Super-strength, super-speed, super-endurance, super-reflexes
>OOOOOOOOH GOD TONY HELP HE HAS A KNIVE
>>68145141
Making better movies than DC
Hes liek rlly strong
BLACK BULL HELP!!!
>>68145141
Patriotism.
is it me or is the MCU a bit of a boring movie series
like u see it at the end of the movie
"oh wow the avengers have killed 100 robots"
but u can never remember them.
can u remember a single avenger kill ?
but try Man of Steel...u can see the necksnap
i remember a superman necksnap.
>>68145141
Slut Busting
>>68145318
this, i remember almost everything that happened in MoS.
All i remember about marvel is Ant-man due to based Rudd
his superpower is plot armor and having tony as a friend. with out that he's weak as fuck.
>>68145318
Say what you will but I thought the wombo combo the vision, thor, and iron man did on Ultron at the end of the movie was pretty cool. 3 of the strongest powers we've seen is what it takes to bring him down.
>has a shield
>cowers
Friendship
AMERRIKUH
>>68145318
What an original thought.
>>68145318
They don't intentionally kill and I only remember how horrible MoS was but I don't remember the bad guy and shit just Superman causing more damage than him
>>68145141
America
>>68145484
>but I don't remember the bad guy
bullshit
>>68145318
>>68145370
Stay mad
>>68145141
I AM A REAL AMERICAN
FIGHT FOR THE RIGHTS OF EVERY MAN
>>68145429
>butthurt BvsS DCFAG detected
>mfw
>>68145539
I don't think that's where benis goes.
>>68145141
Burgers
>>68145569
like when they opened a transdimensional portal and almost wiped out new york
or when their commander created skynet 0.01
marvelcucks on suicide watch atm
they know theyre paying to watch the same movie as the last one that came out.
i bet disney/marvel already has their quips written down for the next movie.
>>68145533
I really don't, I don't remember his intentions either but that's cause I know jack shit about Superman villains except Lex and Doomsday
>>68145518
Oh god whats wrong with him.
>>68145437
It felt like something from a saturday morning cartoon show, just like the opening sequence where they all do a choreographed jump at the same time and I'mokay with it.
>>68145943
>ree dont insult muh marvel
wew
Super strength, superhuman reflexes and being an American.
>>68146024
>>68145943
>28%
it;s still going down
>>68146089
>ree dont insult muh marvel
wew
>>68146089
>worse than the hulk
How do they do it, without even trying?
>>68146089
dawn of JUST
>>68146115
>>68146239
>rare_evans_01.webm
lmao, kill yourself please
>>68146304
>>68146454
am i meant to be angry?
>>68146492
>>68146548
we both know you know i'm not angry.
>>68146224
Look at the top of his head
Watch the language!
>>68145757
>Oh god whats wrong with him.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=34cMbFj7gS0
>>68146476
>>68146733
Acting cant portray this kind of sadness. The kind of sadness of remembering something distant you once knew but cant quite remember, the sadness at the end when light dims and vision fades and all thats with you is memories.Seriously what the fuck happened.
Is Cap circumcised?
>>68145141
Super nostalgia
![tumblr_nww52eHu8Z1qzfgklo1_1280[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/mcAOgTd.jpg "tumblr_nww52eHu8Z1qzfgklo1_1280[1].jpg")
>>68145141
A great sense of humor
>>68145518
>>68146239
>>68146733
Oh man. I've hated Affleck ever since my mother brought me fokken Pearl Harbor for christmas. But now? Now I just feel sympathy for the man, he's clearly broken.
>>68147396
This just in!
>Fat British Pederast has a Shitty Opinion
Film at 11
>>68147396
>says the guy that was in a superhero movie
>>68145518
Poor Ben T_T
>>68145312
kek
>>68145250
No he does not have "super" of any of those things.
He is literally the dumbest character in the Marvel Universe. Literally everyone in this thread would kill this idiot 1v1 with a gun, and he is supposed to be a "superhero"?
Yeah, makes sense I guess.
>>68145141
So how was this thing going to kill all Hydras enemies if they were in buildings? Shoot through the whole building?
Also, Hydra did literally nothing wrong.HAIL HYDRA
>>68148140
>Literally everyone in this thread would kill this idiot 1v1 with a gun
Apart from the fact that he takes on people with assault rifles, miniguns and shit?
Also just because there are gods and shit that are considered superheroes doesn't suddenly make Cap not a superhero.
He's stronger, faster and more resiliant than any human. By definition that makes him super-human.
>>68148361
he has plot armor that's why he dodges bullets and explosives.
>>68145470
THE CHINESE THEEEEEEE AYYYYYYYY TURRRRRR
what did he mean by this?
>>68148361
I would still have a high chance of killing him, higher than versus 99,99% of the other character's in the Marvel universe.
He would have for sure died in any of the movies if he didn't magically dodge everything harmful.
I suppose his superhero ability is somehow avoiding certain death with no explanation on how.
>Moral high ground
>American patriotism
>White supremacy
you honestly literally dont need anything else
>>68145318
you're taking it too seriously. you're not supposed to overthink it. they're kids movies
>>68149373
>they're kids movies
>mention this to 30years+ manchildren at work
>awkward silence all day
>>68149430
well they're called manchildren for a reason. don't expect them to get anywhere in life
>>68149494
>don't expect them to get anywhere in life
but they earn twice as much as me, their home life sounds shit though, can't do anything without wife say-so
>>68149541
so they're cucked lmao? even worse then.
being a virgin at age 97
Being an Aryan ubermensch while pretending not to support Nazism.
>>68145141
freedom
>>68145943
>70% of the audience liked it
>paid shills disliked it
gee, what a surprise
>>68148006
Bruh you see him in the new trailer kicking a Army Vehicle so hard it swings and knocks someone out. Are you telling me that's not super strength?
>>68150234
it's a film that requires multiple views and a deep intellectual analysis to be fully understood, no wonder the plebs who watched it didn't like it
>>68150352
this. majority of common folk can't understand art. i mean these are the same people who think big bang theory is smart
>>68145141
Peak human condition as in the upper limit of humanly possible.
>>68145141
He runs like a Jamaican nigger, he lifts like an Icelandic strongman and he can drink without getting drunk like an Irishman.
Also vibranium super frisbee.
>>68150352
>>68150404
>>68146089
Your fancy image has left out DCs big guns like normal pathetic Marvelfag.Catwoman
Green Lantern
>>68146089
>he needs Rotten Tomatoes approval to like a movie
lmao
