>Takes place just two weeks after events of TFA
>Phasma plays larger role and has placed a bounty on Finn's head.
>Kylo Ren not present for 2/3 of movie. His reintroduction is a huge moment that kicks off the third act.
>Rey is having nightmares, experiencing physical and emotional pain, and showing Darkside tendencies. In the third act she finds out it's because she and Kylo Ren are connected.
>Poe Dameron is gay. He mentions his boyfriend in an otherwise throwaway line.
>Snoke and Maz know each other.
>Luke now rocks a white lightsaber.
>Finn falls in love with a girl who betrays his trust and delivers him to Phasma to collect on the bounty.
>Kylo Ren and Rey fight again. Kylo reveals something to Rey that is "devestating". He neutralizes her and offers her a choice.
>Luke and Leia are finally reunited
>The film ends with Finn in captivity, Rey on the brink of a life altering decision, Kylo Ren reassuming control of the First Order, Luke and Leia reunited, Poe pledging to rescue Finn, and thereturn of Lando Calrissian.
>>68142678
>Kylo Ren and Rey fight again. Kylo reveals something to Rey that is "devestating". He neutralizes her and offers her a choice.
Which is what, nigger?
I want to believe
>Kylo Ren and Rey fight again. Kylo reveals something to Rey that is "devestating". He neutralizes her and offers her a choice.
>Scion of Palpatine
Scion of Palpatine
>Scion of Palpatine
Scion of Palpatine
>throwaway gay line - appeasement rather than story functionality....
just fuck my shit up
>Finn useless again
dumb character, token black guy sidekick
>finn was easily the best of 7
>make him useless again
baka racists
>>68142678
Is Luke her father?
>>68142678
sounds nice, but i don't believe
>>68142678
A bit better than Snoke literally kidnapping Rey while Kylo watches helplessly and "No, you are my father."
>>68143251
she is random girl like daisy implied yesterday?
>>68142865
Rey was the one who slaughtered the academy and Kylo took the blame for her
Remember how there'd be at least half a dozen "insider" leaks a day from the moment TFA was announced to the moment it was released and maybe like half of the info in ONE of them was right?
>white lightsaber
why?
>>68142678
what kylo wants from rey? why he doesn't kill her? why he offers her a choice?
>>68143462
>all the colors of rainbow make white
>yfw is the same as Luke waving a gay pride flag
better not be no gay white lightsaber ill be pissed. Green. or BTFO
>>68142678
>Poe is gay
delete this
Will Rey have sexy time?
>>68143719
Rey is pure!
>>68143362
Bullshit. Rey was on Jakku years before that happened.
>>68143719
With Kylo?
ANSWER US OP!
>>68143803
Search your feelings...
>>68143487
He wants to fuck her?
>>68143774
Of course
>>68143554
>white people are all gay.
Makes sense.
>>68143310
Not random at all. But she's not a Skywalker.
>>68144213
so what is the deal with her? Luke knows her at least?
This is what I took away from TFA:
>Leia mind controlled Han into risking his life to save their son
>Phasma is the Resistance's MVP for killing hundreds of thousands of her fellow soldiers
>Rey is the best Star Wars "protagonist" ever
>Chewbacca is the actual the actual hero of Star Wars
>>68142678
>phasma plays a larger role
i hope so
also hope they explain or more importantly SHOW why Snoke is such a big deal
>please please kill Maz i fucking hate that cgi yellow bastard looking fuck
>>68142678
>all these people not realizing it's just a shitpost to mirror the event of ESB
this truly is the most cancerous board
>>68142678
>Takes place just two weeks after events of TFA
stopped reading right here
it's already stated that ep VIII start right where VII ended
>>68144749
I like Maz. She's a great plot device and I think her CGI was great.
>DON'T LOOK
Don't tell me what i have to do or not fucking faggot
YOU DON'T OWN ME
>>68142678
>>Kylo Ren and Rey fight again. Kylo reveals something to Rey that is "devestating".
You don't need a spoiler to even know that this will happen. It's obvious there will be a giant twist in relation to Rey and Kylo.
>>68144828
Two weeks is a pretty short time span.
>It's just Empire Strikes Back without an iconic battlescene
>>68144935
>it's another "I am your father" scene this time between Luke and Rey
>>68143487
Me no know. Maybe he autism. Maybe he maybelline
>>68144749
Phasma would be cool if only they didn't ruin her character by having her lower the shield. It's out of character for someone in her position without them establishing that she has doubts about the First Order.
>>68142678
>>68144764
It could be a shitpost, or it could legitimately be how it goes. This is all extremely Empire, and it wouldn't surprise me one bit if that's the formula they're sticking to. TFA has been criticised for rehashing ANH, but it's also made a shit-ton of money and sitting in a 92% RT rating, so why would Disney change the formula?
>>68142957
Rey is more than likely not related to Palpatine but is probably Palpatine himself reincarnated as a cute girl.
>Luke mindwiped him because he believes there is still good in his heart and Sheev did it because he's always wanted to be the little girl
Or
>Palpatne reincarnated or something as Rey, all of his force powers went to her
>Snoke actually IS his body, he survived falling down the shaft but he's incredibly vulnerable right now and delicate, he needs to completely turn Rey to the darkside to merge his current body with hers returning to his former glory
>>68144850
t. Kathleen Kennedy
>>68145149
eh she could bounce back with some clever writing. She didnt do too much in ep7 to be honest.
I wanna see Maz pilot the Falcon and be in 2/3rds of the movie.
>>68145235
Sounds like dragon ball z
>>68145298
the only way I can see her character working is if she was kicked out of the first order.
>>68143960
is this from facial abuse ?
>>68144213
Is she the Chosen One?
Are we really Avatar now?
>>68143362
Rey is Darth Revan confirm
>>68145419
Yeah
>>68145441
There was leak yesterday that literally mentioned that the chosen one is born every time the force is out of balance.
>>68145530
>>68142678
if I am interpreting this right it is literally
>empire strikes back with gay han solo
>>68145558
Yeah that leak did look like like something Kasdan would write. It's so absurd but at the same time would be an answer to the "Mary Sue" criticism.
Though I hope Nickelodeon sues for plagiarism.
>>68145558
seriously?
>link plox
>>68145654
>Kasdan
Rian Johnson wrote the script though
>>68143362
not exactly. Rey was a child with unique force potential who was worshiped by some students at the Academy (who later became KoR). These students rebelled against Luke, basically calling him a false prophet, so Luke had to kill most of them, including Rey's parents. He couldn't bring himself to kill Rey, so he abandoned her on Jakku.
Kylo only joined remaining KoR after the fact, and they accepted his leadership because they believe Rey is dead, and Kylo is the strongest in the Force among them.
>>68145761
I thought it was Kasdan who wrote the plot for the new trilogy.
Hopefully Johnson can make the new episode more edgy, because JJ doesn't know the first thing about subtlety and the themes that make Star Wars.
>>68145701
http://pastebin.com/EDyzfWat
Don't take it seriously though.
>>68145567
>ywn get cucked by Vader's bulls
>>68142678
Just watched this movie. Holy fuck what a bunch of bullshit.. I knew it would be bad but god damn...
>>68145407
This.
There needs to be some acknowledgement of what she did being significant either personally or too her career. Phasma getting kicked out of the First Order and then trying to hunt down Finn for revenge would do it.
>>68145910
So basically she is still a Mary Sue, what a disappointment.
Disney corporate control killed Rey's character and made her into female Luke. Why not make her an anti-hero like Anakin?
>>68142678
so it's based on beats from TESB as expected
whenever i like a couple of ideas that get posted in threads like these i know its fake
>>68146228
I remember the leaks before TFA in here and they were 90% right. So have some hope.
Why is there only one female stormtrooper and she's in a position of command by default?
>>68145240
She has a superhero name.
>>68146374
There are at least two other female stormtroopers. They simply look like the rest. Phasma's armor is an indication of her rank, not her sex.
>>68146065
Thanks!
What does balance even mean when it comes to the force? Is it out of balance merely by the existence of the Sith or the Sith and the Jedi like Yin and Yang?
>>68146065
>no YOU are my father, mfw
taking this with mountains of salt
>>68143390
They got more and more accurate as the release date got closer. More than half of one leak, in the last few months everyone here knew most of the plot already.
>>68142957
>>68145235
palpatine's lifeforce could take over anybody he wished.
also there is no mention of palpatine's planet Byss which is effectively his sith HQ
>>68145530
Fucking kek
>>68146431
>There are at least two other female stormtroopers
Where is that represented in the movie?
>>68142678
>Finn falls in love with a girl who betrays his trust and delivers him to Phasma to collect on the bounty.
BLACKSTABBED
>>68146520
Don't seek to much depth into it.
Restoring the balance is literally killing the bad guys, like Vader killed Palpatine.
>>68146762
It's represented by the fact that there are two actresses in the movie playing Stormtrooper uniforms. Watch the special features. They have a bit about women playing Stormtroopers. There are at least two female stormtroopers other than Phasma.
>>68142678
would be bretty gud if true
>>68146065
>disney
>decapitation
>>68142678
I thought Finn was gay
>>68146878
>the universe needs balance like Yin and Yang but actually anyone who disagrees with me is super fucking evil and needs to be destroyed, so, yeah, not really balance at all, it's just about us fucking shit up because it serves our interests
Sounds familiar.
I know it would be predictable as all hell, but I really want Luke to be her father, if nothing else than to keep a pure Skywalker line going.
>>68147032
Fuck off.
>>68146885
Fuck off.
look OP
stop this shit
>>68146166
Not really. The prophesy that KoR believe in is fake, perpetuated by Snoke to manipulate the students at the academy. Rey is not stronger than any "regular" force user.
>>68147061
>>68147066
Fuck off.
>>68147061
>>68147066
>>68147159
Fuck off.
>>68147077
>that image
>>68142678
>it's a Maz comes back episode
>>68147185
>>68147159
>>68147066
>>68147061
>>68147032
>>68147159
>)22:37:51 No.68147061 â–¶>>68147159 >>68147185
>>>68147032
>Fuck off.
>>>
> Anonymous 04/11/16(Mon)22:38:00 No.68147066 â–¶>>68147159 >>68147185
>>>68146885
>Fuck off.
>>>
> Anonymous 04/11/16(Mon)22:38:12 No.68147077 â–¶>>68147207
>File: Star_Wars-Daisy_Ridley-Ma(...).jpg (130 KB, 600x800)
>look OP
>stop this shit
>>>
> Anonymous 04/11/16(Mon)22:38:22 No.68147081 â–¶
>>>68146166
>Not really. The prophesy that KoR believe in is fake, perpetuated by Snoke to manipulate the students at the academy. Rey is not stronger than any "regular" force user.
>>>
> Anonymous 04/11/16(Mon)22:40:27 No.68147159 â–¶>>68147
FUCK OFF
>Kylo reveals something to Rey that is "devestating". He neutralizes her and offers her a choice
Rey is Kylo Ren's daughter
>>68147247
He's fucking Finn in secret. She is devastated.
>>68147247That's super fucking stupid, anon.
>>68146955
>>68143362
That would be incredible, too bad it will never happen because Disney. And maRey Sue
Maz isn't even bad. Fight me.
>>68147333
Oh for fuck's sake.
>>68143462
White is gangsta af
>>68147353
>That would be incredible
FYI, your opinion is objectively shit.
>>68147401
Search your feelings.You're gay.You're gay now, anon.
>>68142865
"No, I am your cousin."
>>68147425
>Implying plagiarizing from the better Star Wars setting that is Kotor is bad.
Disney should learn from writers that are better than them
>>68147509
Fuck off.;_;
>>68147509
"Rey, I am your uncle"
B R A V O J J
I hope TFA was nothing but a clone of ANH just as a hook to the old Star Wars fans and will have actually original stories in the coming movies. I swear to god, if they have another "I am your father" scene, I'm dropping these movies.
>>68142678
>>68142678
>literally empire with a few tweaks
they cant be that blatant, this has to be bait.
>>68147921
sadly i think its mostly true
>ep7 was ep4 with planet deathstar
>ep8 will most probably ep5 with some kind of :im yer daddie yah little shit" moment
search your feeling you know this to be true
>>68142678
If they really have gay characters I'm done with Star Stars. Enough if enough. Fucking faggots. It's bad enough we have a cunt and nigger as the leads.
>>68148049
me too
>>68148049
Lesbians are okay tho
>>68147247
That's retarded. Unless kylo was fucking bitches when he was 5.
Do we atleast get so see more of Luke?
I was pissed he just showed up for like 10 seconds at the end of 7
>>68142678
>Takes place just two weeks after events of TFA
Except they've already re-filmed the last scene from VII for VIII. This spoiler dump is fake and gay as aids.
>>68148141
Damn, is there any more DS9 like this? I might have to start watching.
>>68147509
Snoke to Kylo: "Kylo, you are my wife's son"
>>68142678
>Luke now rocks a white lightsaber.
Why the fuck would they get rid of his awesome green one?
>>68150242
It was the first woman on woman kiss on television, by some specific definition of what "television" means. Star Trek also had the first interracial kiss. In both cases there is a footnote. When Kirk and Uhuru kissed it was because they were being forced to by a person that could control their bodies. The lesbian kiss was because one of them used to be a man before changing bodies.
But yeah, it was hot.
>>68150900
>The lesbian kiss was because one of them used to be a man before changing bodies
So it's the first transgendered kiss as well?
I don't care if Poe is a turbofaggot as long as there are no trannies.
>>68150951
no, the human body is a host to an alien. Body dies - alien moves to another one, sometimes of different gender.
>>68148049
I don't see why they need to bother mentioning anyone's sexuality in a space opera. C3PO is clearly a huge flaming beta homo and has been there since day 1 and has been in every Star Wars flick.
>>68151513
My word, I do say
>>68142678
This sound worse than VII, who woulda thought.
>>68143036
>>finn was easily the best of 7
>>68142984
It's all about forcing SJW propaganda now.
Kasdan said in an interview that he and JJ asked themselves what it would be like if the Nazis had gone to Argentina and regrouped after WWII.
From birth, Jews are raised with this idea that homogeneous white societies will inevitably result in goose-stepping, ethnic cleansing, and warmongering. And I could understand that outlook if history had begun in 1930. But the truth is, whites are the most egalitarian and least barbaric group in human history.
That's what frustrates many of us when jewish SJW Hollywood sensibilities become accepted norms. They're slanted, prejudiced and their bias goes unchallenged by everyone.
The First Order was a Jewish take on ultimate evil. And because modern Jews are obsessed with The Shoah and WWII everything magically relates to MUH SIX MILLION.
It has gotten boring. It's stale. I wish we could get a more nuanced view of evil, but that won't happen because show-biz Jews always find a way of politicizing everything.
Like, recently I saw a movie set in 1920s London. There were several shots of a black man and a white woman walking as a couple in the street. It was there to sell us something. It was out of place and revisionist. It's tacky and it's condescending.
The objective is to shape public opinion with the assumption that everyone needs "educating" and are too dumb to pick up on the flagrant advertising of their agenda. In this case, it was a short throwaway scene and it still took me out of the movie. The message is basically, "You're too dumb to find the right opinions by yourself, so we're going to give you direction by placing propaganda in the media you consume."
SJW placement just seems dishonest and manipulative. Flagrant product placement annoys me whether it's a product I like or not. It takes me out of the ride that it should be, pauses everything to remind me what I'm supposed to think, and then expects me to jump back in with full enthusiasm.
>>68147061
There is a female Stormtrooper, she reports to Ren on Starkiller base. It's like one line of exposition, but the trooper has a female voice.
>>68142678
lol you nigro this is basically Empire with a few things changed
>>68142678
>Rey is having nightmares, experiencing physical and emotional pain, and showing Darkside tendencies. In the third act she finds out it's because she and Kylo Ren are connected.
PTSD from being raped so much in VII and latent narcissism brought about from same rape.
>>68151785
That pasta.
>>68142865
When either the dark side or the light side is too powerful over the other, revan and bastilla get reincarnated to bring balance to the force. Only by getting together will balance be achieved. When the balance is achieved they will die again. Kylo Ren figures this out. That is why he's trying to make Sure there is no balacne and the dark side is always more powerful
>>68152769
>raped so much in VII
Hello tumblr.
>>68143390
This isn't true. There definitely are some insiders browsing /tv/. For example, one of the "leaks" said Han Solo was piloting a star destroyer which and the art book revealed this actually have been the case in some earlier revision of the script. So, 100% insider-only knowledge, as it didn't even end up in the final movie.
Skepticism is advised, but not always necessary.
>>68143803
Or maybe thats what someone wants her to think..
She has NO memory of being on Jakku as a kid. Why? Because she wasn't. Kylo somehow erased her memory. Thats my guess
>>68142678
>Poe Dameron is gay. He mentions his boyfriend in an otherwise throwaway line.
Goddammit.
Rey is a child of the force like Anakin was
>>68154325
I'd "fuck" her.
>>68154346
you'd fuck anything
>>68148141
Only if they're qt. Butch dykes are disgusting.
>>68154478
You got me.
>>68154006
rip best new character
>>68154346
>>68154478
>>68154508
>Based Zeus
