>Did you see trailer #3 bros?
>Prove me wrong /tv/
>>68139691
Marvel cucks are fucked 'tards.
>>68139691
Willshot looks fucking terrible, he's not going to wear the mask beyond the opening that introduces him and he gets captured, and his personality is nothing like Deadshot, and it's not even a case of NOT MUH COMICS, it's just Will Smith on auto.Full auto
>>68139691
>my superhero movies are better than their superhero movies
>>68139691
looks like kind of a mess.. im sensing a fantastic four scenario
>tfw I can like both marvel and dc movies
>tfw I have no face
>>68139795
all the characters seem pretty bland except for margot.. maybe because the movie was supposed to be edgy but the trailers are 100% QUIPS
Suicide Squad> Civil War>>>BvS>>>>>>>>deadpool>X men
>inb4 deadpool was the best one because it was funny
Literally name a single part of the movie where you audibly laughed.
>>68139895
"Did a leave the stove on?"
MY SIDES, PLS DEDPOOO
>>68139895
>Ranking movies before watching them.
I want /v/, /sp/, and /co/ to go.
>>68139895
i did not really like the movie but i laughed like retard at deadpool breaking all his limbs punching and kicking colossus
i dont even know why that's kindergarten tier humor
>>68139960
Only yuropoors do this.
>tfw i am not a dc drone, and i actually disliked both MoS and BvS
>tfw i cant bring myself to get the least bit excited about any single upcoming marvel flick (and was not excited about any of these they already mde) but i am honestly looking forward to this and the solo batman movie
i am not capeshit fan and i am not dcuck but the dc capeshit is the only one i kind of want to see
should i let snyder fuck me in the ass
>>68139691
>butthurt dcuck
My sides!
>>68139895
Dcuck damage control.
>>68140344
Change sjws to marveldrobes and you got pic related.
>>68140145
Probably because you have kindergarten tier taste
>>68139895
I agree with your ranking, but memes aside I legitimately laughed out loud at these parts:
>The part where the bartender was describing his face and how DP should kill himself
>"ok this time you seriously have something in your teeth"
>"that's a face I could sit on"
Everything else got an eyeroll or a grin from me. 7/10 movie in my opinion. I honestly found Antman to be much better.
>>68139841
the trailer alone has more action than fant4stic
there is nothing so pathetic as capeshit rivalry
we need a /mlp/ style containment board for this cancer
>>68141035
Some parts of deadpool were legitimately funny (his xmen buddies and that's a face I could sit on) but it's surrounded by duds and capeshit cliches that it seriously detracted from a film I thought would have been completely off the wall
It had worse action and worse jokes than Brothers Grimsby (which was kinda bad too).
I was expected a superhero version of Evil Dead meets Spaceballs .
>>68139960
My ranking is based on hype levels. So far my initial reaction to the bvs and deadpool has been accurate.
I hope X-Men is okay but the trailer looks really bad
>>68139691
It actually looksenjoyable
I'm not going to get wrapped up in some DC vs Marvel bullshit like you idiots always do but, the trailers do make it look like a good movie-going experience. My gf also wants to see it because she has a lesbian crush on Harley Quinn.
The only thing I'm curious about is if this can put up Deadpool numbers. I don't recall what it's up against August 5th. Is anything else coming out that day?
>>68139844
Marvel makes more 7/10s Dc usually either makes a 6/10 or a 9/10
The only 9/10 marvel ever made was Spiderman 2
>>68141368
Michael Keaton's McBurger movie and a something where Kevin Spacey gets trapped in the body of a cat.
Not being R rated might give SS an edge, all the tweenies that got turned away at Deadpool will be looking for revenge.
>>68139691
>DCucks relying on literal Hot Topic forced memery to save them
>>68139895
From what you listed
>High Tier
Captain America 2 (all around solid capeshit)
>Mid Tier
X-Men (ranges from bad (X3) to good (DofP))
Deadpool (occasional Reddit humor wasn't completely offset by good action and acting)
>Low Tier
BvS (a clusterfuck with an ill-advised villain, damsel, and turning point, made watchable by a couple good scenes)
>Unknown Until it's Fucking Released Tier
Suicide Squad
Civil War
>>68139691
Fuck off.
>>68139691
I have yet to have it adequately explained why GotG was Reddit and this isn't.
>>68142131
Insofar as capeshit is those things yes, but relative to the genre, especially what was being listed, it was solid.
>>68142131
>loved zootopia
Pervert.
>>68142131
It's a fun espionage movie up until the 3rd act when it goes full retard.
That's just me though.
>>68142045
This doesn't star Chris Pratt.
>>68142006
Just take a good look at her. Now fuck off you gaytard.
>>68139691
>it's a "DCEU isn't dead, I swear guys" thread
>>68142257
>It's a fun espionage movie
>espionage movie
Can you people please stop saying that, it's not an espionage movie.
>>68142536
I don't understand how a model is related to your rodent lust.
marvelcucks on suicide squad
leave quipkino to us
>>68142748
>leave WB bankruptcy to us
AHAHAHAHA, DCucks.
>>68141600
Finally Spacey Cat Kino will be released
>quipkino
that looks like a Spongebob timecard
>>68142855
Last i checked bvs just outgrossed 90% Of marvelshit
inb4 it needs to make a billion to break even bullshit.
Films are in profit range when they reach 2.5 times their production budget not production and marketing.
250milx2.5= 625 mil
The film is just under 800 mil at 18 days after release
>mfw cucks like you think BvS isnt a sucess
>mfw all marvel fags have is reddittomatoes to comfort themselves.
>mfw based snyder will save us from marvel and create capekino
Didn't realize she was this cute before.
>>68142855
it's funny despite Disney's smear campaign(29%) of brain washing the GA that it was bad it's still making money.
>>68143292
Yeah, you keep posting your little numbers, meanwhile Zack Snyder and his psycho wife keep making super high budget flicks that can barely brake even, can't you see, he's pocketing the money and at the same time destroying WB on purpose, when he's finished with WB he'll move to disney.
>>68143331
were you simply not fucking looking? her body isn't the hottest, but she's damn pretty, mate.
>>68144169
I dunno man, I just love when girls stop being bland as fuck and do some silly/lunatic faces and smiles. It's a rare thing these days.
>>68144036
Are you serious? They will own Marvel by 2019. Didn't you hear about the deal? DC is planing on buying out Marvel?
>>68144083
>its been out 18 days cuck.
>>68144083
>the two flagship carriers for DC could barely beat a tree a racoon and DANCE OFF BRO
you just CANNOT make this shit up
>mfw shazam makes more money than any marvel movie
>>68144226
Wrong its 250
Lol @ all this marvel justification. Face it marvel cucks are getting btfo by snyder and affleck
>>68144360
winning is winning.
>>68144369
I hope we get Rob Riggle as Shazam
>>68144385
i dont see how 780 mil in 18 days is bad but keep telling yourself that.
>>68139691
>inb4 RT score is 19% for being "too fun"
>>68144433
As of right now I bet they are thinking how they can make JL for as cheap as possible because they know its their last movie. I mean it was funny at first but I feel bad for all the workers who did set design etc who had nothing to do with what made this cinematic universe so terrible
>>68144369
Who?
Is Patrick Wilson in the film? He's playing the voice of the president in BvS
>Suicide Squad is either going to be Deadpool-esque edgy tryhardness or yet another bland semi-grimdark capeshit film
>Snyder is still directing Justice League which means its going to be as bad if not worse than BvS and MoS
>Marvelshit will keep on being the same as its ever been
I can't comprehend how anybody could be hyped for any of these movies.
Suicide Squad might be good depending on how much time tryhard Harley gets, how much time Will Smith gets and how bad he is, and how much and how bad Leto will be.
It surely can't be almost unwatchable like BvS, right?
>>68143292
"Reddittomatoes" never gave a MCU movie below 65%.
And CW is all but guaranteed to be in the 90's.
>>68144385
>How much are Flash and Wonder Woman going to gross?
I'm pretty fucking excited, which is strange as I hate capeshit. Only ones I've liked is TDK
This looks good and I am a marvel fag. I hope this won't disappoint.
>>68144433
Did you even read my post you autist. I spelled out how much i need to make to be profitable (625 million) and so far its in the 780's U N D E R. 2 0. D A Y S. A F T E R. R E L E A S E . Face it cuck mavel loses to zack snyder and bengazi al falik
>>68144385
wonder woman im estimating around 300-400mil (depends on the female pop going to see it)
flash 500-600 million
Is that bruce willis
>>68144592
>memes
>50 cent
>>68144609
Just throw in a love triangle between Wondy and two Robert Pattinson lookalikes and women will see it in droves.
>>68144597
Keks, I don't care if people go to theatres I'd rather watch it online for free.
>barely making 800 million
>20 days into release
>was released globally
>being such a cuck that you blindly praise a shit film and unironically think anybody who doesn't is a marvel shill
>>68144477
triple dubs dont lie holy shit! SUICIDE SQUAD CONFIRMED SHIT FOR BEING TOO FUN
>>68139755
shhhh... moms gonna FREAK!
>>68144646
Regurgitating deadline articles wont make up for the lack of sense they make
250 production budget
150 for marketing
400 mil total cost
Has made 800 mil
for some reason has to male 925 to be in profit range?
Doesnt mane sense senpai
Looks alright desu
>>68144979
I don't think you understand how BoxOffice works
>>68145388
http://www.forbes.com/sites/markhughes/2016/02/19/relax-fans-batman-v-superman-wont-flop-despite-rumors/#7c0a3e3370bb
Read this vato. It explains how the film is flop proof
>>68142361
I love these
Make three trailer that very cleverly cover up the fact that Harley is the main character.
>>68145615
>>68145615
>I love these
Why?
reminder marvelcucks to go back to their containment thread
>>68146155
>S..s...stay o..o..out of m....m...m..m...my safe....s..s..s..space
>>68145615
tell me /tv/, is this the nicest guy you'll ever meet or a twisted fucking psychopath.
>>68146331
have you got the marvelbabbie version?
>>68146477
No. I only have this one because I sourced every image there. Someone else just put them together.
>>68142045
One is a bland, plastic Disney film with an lol so-edgey mememic sheen, the other is a giant piece of shit. They both look just awful, but only one is reddit awful.
>>68139895
the sex scene you fucking virgin.
>>68147729
Deadpool wins again.
>>68145585
Never said the film was a flop dipshit, but saying that the film cost 400 mill and made 800 therefore huge profit is a gross oversimplification. Not to mention that the Forbes article mentions forms of income that don't just appear but take time to roll in. The film has underpeformed and doesn't have legs, ACCEPT IT!
>>68144979
THIS
hollywood jews didn't lost shit, now for judging how good was its investmen,t within the american movie industry, you should factor the worldwide licensing agreements, the risk factor at getting credits, and the vidya money. if they wanted a better investment, should sell weapons to the army or buy some chinese internet startup
prime /biz/ material, but not /tv/ related
>>68149441
Not true at all, everyone look this is what a desperate marvel shill looks like
WHY IS HE SURROUNDED BY PIANO KEYS I NEED TO NOW PLS RESPIND RREEEEEEEEEWSEEEEEW
>>68149964
COS HE'S FRICKING CRR-AH-ZAY!!!!
>>68149964
>piano keys
Well shit, I always thought they were spatulas or something. Just what is this madman up to?
>>68139691
There's no way in hell I'll read a single review this time. I was hyped for BvS for months. I was gonna take my friends to see it, my treat, but then the reviews came in and slapped the life force out me so hard I couldn't even fuck my girlfriend for a week. Didn't see it. But I won't screw things up with Civil War.
>>68143292
Iron man 3 was garbage and made more money
>>68149964
MOMS GONNA FREAK WHEN SHE DISCOVERS I TOOK THE PIANO KEYS
>>68142006
>Asian lady is the only one with a face and squinty eyes
El oh el
>>68152708
That's her mask you dip
>>68152756
Why does her mask have eyebrows? Genuine question the only people I've heard of are joker, Harley, croc, and will smith.
![il_570xN.663763972_nh2v[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/IPbWLeu.jpg "il_570xN.663763972_nh2v[1].jpg")
>>68152824
Her name's Katana and the mask is more than likely modeled on Noh or Kabuki masks.
it looks mediocre, but that's still leagues ahead of what the BvS trailer looked like
