>Doomsday is the amalgam of General Zod and Lex Luthor's DNA
>Doomsday is flat as a ken doll down there
>Lex Luthor is a human being with a human penis
>General Zod's naked pelvis is always tastefully covered by the frame/characters in the foreground
>If Doomsday doesn't get the genetic code from a human to denote how his pelvis should look, then it must come from Zod
Are all Kryptonians smooth crotches? Does Superman not have a penis? Does he just vibrate his fingers real fast when he's getting it on with Lois?
Discuss
>>68139540
Maybe Lex made Doomsday asexual on purpose to have no weakness.
Also why spoiler tags?
>>68139540
There must be something down there
>>68139623
Could be a packer
Why are you assuming that Lex Luthor has a penis?
>>68139540
Considering there had been no natural birth on Krypton in ages its not surprising Zod lack unnecessary bits like that
>>68141946
The same can be said about Jor-El and Lara
Even if Kal-El was born naturally, he still inherited his parents DNA... which also makes him genetically modified until certain point, but they pretend he is not
>>68139623
>>68141795
We see Kal-el's infant penis in Man of Steel, so..
>>68139540
You see Supes baby dick in Man of Steel when Russell Crowe is sending him to Earth.
>Superman’s crotch has long been an issue for filmmakers, as the actors are required to wear form-fitting costumes. In the original Christopher Reeve Superman film, costume designer Yvonne Blake was stuck between the studio (which wanted her to come up with a codpiece that would flatten the crotch area as much as possible) and producers Alexander Salkind and Ilya Salkind, who insisted the Man of Steel should be depicted with a superhuman physique everywhere on his body. Ilya Salkind, in particular, noted, “Either he has a big one, or he has nothing!” Blake ended up coming up with a metal codpiece that split the difference but would also lead to some amusing situations during filming, as Reeve’s co-star Margot Kidder (who played Lois Lane) later explained:
>They put poor Christopher [Reeve] in this various assortment of sizes of codpiece under the suit in the red underpants, and some days Christopher would come out and he’d be out to here. Which would make me go ‘ding ding ding ding’ [flicks codpiece], ‘cause they were all made of metal. He’d go, ‘Kidder! Stop it!’”
>>68142237
>producers Alexander Salkind and Ilya Salkind, who insisted the Man of Steel should be depicted with a superhuman physique everywhere on his body. Ilya Salkind, in particular, noted, “Either he has a big one, or he has nothing!”
>>68142237
>Which would make me go ‘ding ding ding ding’
>>68142237
>‘cause they were all made of metal. He’d go, ‘Kidder! Stop it!’”
Cute, Reeve was CUTE.
>>68139540
This would only worked if the creature looked anything like one or the other.
>>68139540
Kal-El the first natural born of krypton in centuries... so Jor-El must have a penis... so is right to think that Zod also used to have one... i will think that doomsday is dickless as a result of the dna mix...
>>68139540
>Why was there no giant swinging monster dick in my all ages super hero film like the ones in my fucking hentai movies?
>>68142587
I've always said daddy Lex had a rape bell.
>>68141907
becasue as far as i know he's human male, and i assume all human male's have penises unless i am told they don't.
>>68139540
>you were the first natural birth in thousands of years
>>68143048
>penis + penis = no penis
????
Can't have a giant CGI dick flopping about. It's a major US movie, not Japanese monster porn.
>>68143127
It's 2016, you don't need a penis to be male
>>68143212
human dna + alien dna = no penis...
>>68143064
THIS
this movie would be way better with huge mutant dong flopping around
>>68139540
Maybe the R Rated release would show Doomsday cock.
faggots itt
>>68139540
It's a pg13 movie... Are you literally retarded?
>>68142091
their penis could fall off at a certain age
>>68142054
>The same can be said about Jor-El
>Kal-El was born naturally
wut
>>68139540
>Discuss
It is a hybrid, and thus, sterile. Seeing as it was a weapon of war, the AI decided to not give it a weak point.
>>68145032
an obvious virgin
what about all the other shit he doesn't have they both lex and zod did? like hair, eyebrows, not being a giant monster
because you're not supposed to show that ever. people even cgi out regular animal genitals or use only females in some movies
>>68143127
FUCKING CIS SCUM OMG SO TRIGGERED
>have naked animal/monster/alien in a movie, cartoon, comic, or videogame
>no genitals whatsoever, every single time
>>68146921
>lex
>not a giant monster
did we watch the same movie?
>>68147414
>omg why they dont want to show us a big fat monster dick!
just listen to yourself
I bet you buy dragon dildos
>create world/setting that's meant to be believable even if it's fictional
>show naked men and women, and their genitals without any problem
>when a naked cgi creature shows up, it has nothing, even if it's mammalian
True Kino. You won't find this depth in a Marvel quip-fest that's for sure.
>>68143127
Lex Luthor being flat as a Ken doll totally explains Jesse Eisenberg's performance in this
>>68142237
>flicks codpiece
'M lady
>>68139540
maybe the ship's computer files were damaged, leaving nothing intact but the Kryptonian version of a Rob Liefeld comic (which are totally a thing on Krypton, just google Nightwing and Flamebird)
