BOY DO WE HAVE PROBLEMS UP HERE!
The problem of... evil in the world.
the problem of absolute virtue.
The problem of YOU on top of EVERYBODY ELSE!
Because that's what God is, Horace, Hollow, Jajovah... Kal...El?
...Clarke... Joseph... Kent.
See what we call God in our tribe?
Because God is tribal, Clarke Jo, God takes sides.
No man or diety interviened when I was a child to protect me from Daddy's fists.
I knew right then and there, if God is all good, he can not be all powerful, and if he is all powerful, he can not be all good.
But you sir, have a great! Across the back!
Two years growing, but it didn't take much to push him over.
And you will go to him.
And you will battle him.
Black and blue.
The greatest gladiator match in the history of the world.
Man vs God.
Day vs night.
Sun of Krypton vs Bat of Gothem.
You will fight fight fight for that special lady in your life.
Everyone knows any man's most precious lady... is his Mother.
Ah ah ah, if you kill me, SHE DIET.
And if you don't kill the bat, she... well, also dies.
They have to see you for what you truely are...
Bring me the head of the bat!
Ah yes, and now God bends to my will...
WHEN YOU CAME HERE, YOU HAD THIRTY MINUTES!
NOW YOU HAVE... less
Based Lexenburg
Rape their women, invincible son
as spastic as he was this is the only good scene he has, and it top all other film Lutors in competence.
That actually sounds kind of deep.
I haven't seen it yet, but I'm more inclined to now.
>>68132591
>SHE DIET
what did he mean by this?
>>68132669
Man beats god with a toilet seat
It's a carbon copy of the joker's character from tdk, daddy issues and all, with a similar moral dilemma to tdk's ending.
>>68132703
It's actually a sink.
So it can be officially said that this movie literally throws everything AND the kitchen sink at the audiance.
>>68132726
I'm giving that a pass because this DCU's joker is not going to be like Ledger or Eisenberg.
>>68132744
My mistake
>>68132591
This was one of the better parts of the movie. Really a character defining moment for Lex, you can see how absolutely un-fucking-hinged he is while still being a genius.
Also showed Supes' motivation for fighting, you actually could understand why he'd want to literally rip off Batman's head.
Don't get me wrong, I hated the movie on the whole, but everything from this leading up to the Superfuneral was badass.
>>68132591
>Clarke Jo
That was a bit too much for me, but otherwise it was a nice scene
>>68132591
A lot has been said about this interpretation of Lex but for me they nailed the most important thing:
He is NOT intimidated by or afraid of Superman.
This scene really hammers it home.
No... because... because that is PARADOXICAL!!!!
And... I mean, what do I mean...
thank you for coming.
Lex theme is best theme
https://youtu.be/WYr0U8lY7U0
>>68132971
This OST deserves a better accompanying movie
>>68132591
>Horace,
>Hollow,
>Jajovah
i am fucking triggered right now
Lex has better hair than the man of steel
>>68132591
>Horace, Hollow, Jajovah... Kal...El?
kek'd
You wanna know how I got these irrational fears of you superman?
My father, was a jew, and a fiend. And one night, he goes off crazier than usual. Mommy gets the big black cock to defend herself.
He doesn't like that. Not. One. Bit. So, me watching, he takes his penis to her, jacking off while he does it.
He turns to me and says, "MARTHA?" Comes at me with his dick . "DING DING DING DING?" He sticks the cock in my mouth... "Let's put some jizz on that face." And...
>>68133026
[Spoiler]good[/spoiler]
>>68133062
Redpill me on this.
Is OP retarded?
I haven't seen the movie yet
>>68133041
Holy fucking shit That's just sad.
How old is Cahill?
He's younger than aflek I know.
>>68133135
No, OP is literally quoting the movie.
>>68133041
>superman's receding hairline was so distracting throughout this movie
At least the fight was close.
Neither supes nor bats managed to take down the other, and that's what made me glad. Obviously supes olcould have ended it in a second but him holding back made it interesting.
>>68133135
Horus, Apollo, Jehova, Kal-El.
>>68133265
Jehova is spelled with an I though...
>DCucks
>ALEXANDER LUTHOR, YOUR SECURITY OVERRIDE HAS BEEN ACCEPTED. GENESIS CHAMBER READY TO ANALYZE GENETIC SAMPLE.
>ACKNOWLEDGING PRESENCE OF GENETIC MATERIAL...
>ANALYZING...
>I'VE IDENTIFIED THE HOST AS...GENERAL ZOD OF KANDOR.
>ACKNOWLEDGING PRESENCE OF FOREIGN GENETIC MATERIAL.
>ANALYZING...
>You flew too close to the Sun. Now look at you.
ADVISING, ACTION FORBIDDEN. IT HAS BEEN DECREED BY THE COUNCIL OF KRYPTON THAT NONE WOULD EVER AGAIN GIVE LIFE TO A DEFORMITY SO HATEFUL TO SIGHT AND MEMORY: THE DESECRATION WITHOUT NAME.
>And where is the Council of Krypton?
>DESTROYED, SIR.
>Then proceed.
>VERY WELL. PREPARING CHRYSALIS AND COMMENCING METAMORPHOSIS.
How to make a blockbuster pander to cynical millennials.
THE MOVIE.BRAVO NOLAN
>>68133314
I have no allegiance.
The x men saga is better than both the MCU and and DCU.
That being said, BVS was more entertaining than Avengers: Reddit the Robot
![slow_clap_citizen_kane[3].gif](https://i.imgur.com/I7aF9qq.gif "slow_clap_citizen_kane[3].gif")
>>68133452
>>68132591
>this post
>that flag
>>68133423
Welp, that was simple.
You'd think a super advanced spaceship would have better security than
"Do this"
>access denied
"Fuck your access bullshit, do it"
>k
![6a00e54ee7b642883301156faec4c3970c-450wi[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/r4RcdqI.jpg "6a00e54ee7b642883301156faec4c3970c-450wi[1].jpg")
>>68133293
>>68133423
This one was also good.
They did a good job hiding that krypto dick
>>68133524
It's implied that it took time to override the system dummy. Plus, he had Zod's fingerprints so that's a good place to start.
>>68133314
Go fuck yourself marvel cuck.
>>68132591
Great dialogue. It perfectly captured Lex's frustration and vanity while delivering a good amount of subtle exposition.
Chris Terrio is a genius.
>>68133560
Even the computer is aware.
>No Lex, what the fuck are you doing?
>>68133524
Lex had control of the ship.
The warning was just an advisory warning, a measure of caution, it wasn't actually a prevention.
>>68133484
>BVS was more entertaining than Avengers: Reddit the Robot
AoU was one of the worst MCU movies, come on...
>>68133626
>Lex had control of the ship
What ship?
Zod's ship?
Wasn't it destroyed?
How the fuck did he gain command of a Kryptonians ship?
For me, every Lex line was a memorable one.
>>68133697
>>68133718
THIS is product placement done right.
>>68133718It's cherry
>>68133674
It's the ship that was buried in the ice in MoS, it contained the Genesis Chamber.
In MoS Kal destroys it with his heat vision, gif related. In BvS it's the crash site where Lex gives birth to Doomsday.
Lex overrides it because he has access to Zod's fingerprints, the ship isn't fully operational too, so probably some of its defense systems aren't operational.
Not that hard to assume that he was able to reverse engineer the security protocol having access to the ship and Zod.
>all these Justice League buildup scenes forced into the movie
>the best one was cut
https://youtu.be/s-MUzvASr8s
Instead we got fucking "DING DING DING DING DING"
>>68133819
I liked that they left it out, leaves more to the imagination. The picture of the demon coming from the sky was enough foreshadowing for me.
>>68133718
it's cherry.
>>68133674
The ship literally asks him if he'd like to be in charge.
Seriously.
It's actually kind of funny. Lex is just like "uh, yeah, sounds cool" and then the computer proceeds to be like "very well, I will now tell you the dlsecrets of the universe"
>>68133819
>tfw all 4 of us was laughing really loudly as we exit cause of that retarded DING DING DING DING scene
>tfw everyone was looking at us but no one did anything cause that was so shit.
>>68133819
Ok hold on, the xenomorph-predator hybrid from AvP in this?
The fuck?
>>68133927
:^)
SKREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
>>68133927
It's a space demon from planet Apokolips. I shit you not, that's really what it is.
GIRLS VS BOYS
>>68133819
That was actually kind of creepy.
That thing looks kind of scary.
>>68133972
>mfw JL never ever
>>68134024
http://www.ew.com/article/2016/02/21/justice-league-starts-April-11
>>68133927
It's Steppenwolf pleb
>>68133819
https://youtu.be/xm5DPlNCmtk
>>68134077
It's Yuga Khan, shithead.
>>68134024
It's Snyder's next movie.
Hopefully the studio doesn't cut it down to hell and back and instead just let's him do his thing.
>>68134104
It's ME
This was a great scene and his theme music is so fucking good.
This was kino when it comes to superhero movies. Arguably as good as or better than Dark Knight in multiple aspects.
>>68134075
It can still be canned. Shareholders meeting soon.
>>68134138
It was the most "epic" feeling capeshit I've seen in a long time, mostly because of the music, which gave a lot of gravitas to a lot of scenes.
That being said, it's very much a mess at the same time. I look forward to the 3+ hour ultimate cut.
>>68134176
nah dude
>>68134113
There's no way they'll give him free rein.
>Wife on WB board
Ok, well, I guess late 2020's I might get some decent DC post reboot...
>>68134176
>canceling the Justice League
Won't happen.
Dawn of Justice got absolutely shit on and still made $750 million. When the extended cut hits theaters in the summer, it might hit a billion.
Canceling DC's avengers makes literally no sense.
>>68134194
Honestly that'd be great. I thought the movie was actually too short. A lot of my friends said it was too long but I thought the problems it did have were from being rushed - especially the ending. Oh god the ending.
It goes downhill real fast after "MARTHA!". But everything before that, like you said, is just epic (not in the edgy connotation but the literal connotation)
>>68134075
oh, i know, i meant it will be a disaster with Snyder behind the camera
>>68134113
>and instead just let's him do his thing.
please no,i want a good JL movie
>>68134282
Everything that's wrong with BvS is the result of WB invading the project and not just letting Zack do his thing.
>>68134249
Oh yes. Shareholders will give no fucks especially should SS tank. They want profit, and while BvS made SOME it was a pitiful showing to launch a franchise from.
>>68132591
wow that sounds great
I'll watch it now.
>>68134357
nah dude
>>68134335
That sounds unlikely T B H
Unless you think the only issues were the sequel fodder scenes...?
>>68134335
No Zack, fuck you
>>68134305
I agree.
Some movies just work better as epic-length films.
Ben Her is one of my favorite movies and I can't imagine it being shortened.
Kingdom of Heaven is another example.
They cut the film down to shit and look how that worked out. It wasn't until the directors cut hit disc that we saw the true masterpiece.
Actually, pretty much all Scott films have been treated that way. CoughcoughBladeRunnerCoughcough
>>68132744
Kek
>>68134407
>Muh characters aren't the way I wanted
>>68134297
You realise the extended cut in theaters is a pipedream right?
It's a massive gamble that will cost millions to market and has no guarantee of doing better and in fact would appeal to and be acessible by less people owing to an R rating.
Nothing about that move would make sense.
>>68134419
>Ben Her
The transgender epic.
>>68134502
Deadpool just had the biggest opening of an R rated movie ever, raking in 132 million, something studios thought impossible.
People will come see BvS ultimate
>>68134419
>comparing Hack Snyder with William Wyler and Riddley Scott
this is getting ugly
>>68134577
Deadpool wasn't an extended cut of a movie folk already saw.
There is little comparison here.
>>68133065
Kek, I feel like this film could have a great /pol/ish interpretation.
Lex is the eternal Jew
Batman represents mankind
Superman is Jesus
And Doomsday is the Golem
Lex tries to turns Batman and mankind agains Super Jesus.
>>68134577
>People will come see BvS ultimate
DCucks are truly delusional, i thought it was just a meme
>>68134662
Seeing the cult status this shit is getting i wouldn't be surprised some people see this like that
>>68134297
>Extended Cut
>In Theatres
>Same year
When has this EVER happened?
>>68134847
It's in talks to happen
http://www.cinemablend.com/m/new/R-Rated-Batman-V-Superman-Cut-May-Coming-Theaters-123667.html
>>68134910
I will go see this
>>68134910
Not my question.
Has it ever happened before?
>>68134847
i think WB never had so much faith in something to see it flop like this.
maybe they need to pass the billion barrier or the investors will rip them a new one.
>>68134910
>In talks
According to a rumour there may be a discussion...
>>68133891
Badass
>>68135031
Again, when has this ever happened?
Why assume it will now?
Why are you not seeing how much cost would be involved?
>>68135031
>Batman v Superman
>flop
It's grossed more than 8 put of 12 MCU films and is going to pass Guardians of the Galaxy within the next two weeks.
Your bias is showing.
>>68135134
The only cost would be advertising
>>68133423
Is it just me or did this line of dialogue suggest that DCEU Darkseid might be a monster that was created years ago in a Kryptonian genesis chamber?
>>68135208
>Your bias is showing.
you need to see how much was invested honey.
the final big number is irrelevant without that data.
suicide squad will make more money in comparison because it costed less to begin with.
now go and play with you supes toys QT.
>>68135134
diffferent people is answering.
i don't think it will work, just sayan what WB is trying to attempt.
they are burning the blueray sales by releasing a cut so soon, seems pretty retarded.
>>68135208
Nah mate, yours is. I liked BvS, it was ok. But we can't move for stories telling how it's objectively underperforming.
>>68135246
200 Mil is chump change eh?
And I'm still waiting to know if there has EVER been a theatrical release of a director's cut in the same year, in cinema history.
>>68135352
Yes, Anon, yes.
It WOULD be retarded.
That's why it won't happen.
>>68132591
Doesn't matter how much you love or hate this movie. This nigger was shit either way.
>>68135430
your point?
>>68135489
Fucker thought he was playing the joker
>>68135284
Fuck, I didn't consider this...
>>68135297
>you need to see how much was invested, honey.
Just checked Bae, all of the Marvel movies hover between $140 million budget (cap 1) and $250 million (Age of Ultron), which is the same as BvS' budget.
Taking that into account, BVS still walks away with more revenue than the same 8 and soon to be 9 out of 12 MCU movies I mentioned earlier.
If BvS is a flop, then the MCU has been a colossal disaster.
Please tell me you have green eyes, I love green eyes.
>>68135208
>Batman
>Superman
>Wonder Woman
>Not grossing a billion
>Having to compare to AntMan and Guardians
Do you see now how it flopped?
>>68135564
Not him, but whats wrong with guardians?
Its the best marvel movie yet
>>68135430
I mean 92 and 29 are almost the same.
>>68135641
TFA was fucking awesome. Go fuck yourself.
>>68135513
your point with the picture, goldberg is a hack, i am not defending him
>>68135564
>the standard for a movie not flopping is a billion
Jesus Christ marveldrones are going out in all force.
Go ahead, move the goal posts, say things like "well ant man and Muh hulk"
I could just as easily point out that Man of Steel was very poorly received and that some people might be getting sick of batman.
All that matters are the facts, the dollars earned, and in that metric BvS has been a resounding success.
>>68135607
No one assumed that going in though because normies couldn't tell you a single goddamn thing about GotG before the movie was announced. On the flip side Batman, Superman and Wonder Woman are universally known.
>>68135665
kek
13 year olds always crawl out of the woodwork
>>68135539
>BvS' budget.
>250m
are you insane or illiterate anon?
>>68135669
Nothing wrong with the picture
>>68135607
Hello LeReddit!
>>68135692
Really? I knew GotG was gonna be fucking awesome. And I hate comic books.
>>68135735
>GotG was gonna be fucking awesome
What's awesome about that movie?
>>68135539
Given that you have access to the same data as industry experts and yet are arriving at the OPPOSITE conclusion, I must assume you're somehow mistaken.
>>68135671
But there is literally no news site reporting so.
Please don't try to say that's a conspiracy... Oh fuck, you think its a conspiracy dont you...?
>>68135726
Go fuck yourself, like you didn't just browse the Reddit mainpage this morning like everyone else
fag fight
>>68135671
>This report claims that the total budget, including marketing costs, is now north of $400 million, nearly twice what Man of Steel cost to make. If these budget figures are accurate, Batman v Superman: Dawn of Justice will now have to make at least $1 billion worldwide to be considered a hit.
do your research before open your mouth fanboi
>>68132726
Wrong. He's doing an impression of max landis, who made the most popular takedown of man of steel
>>68135760
Everything. The avengers feels forced: Lets bring together the most famous heroes from Marvel cause its porn for /co. It makes for a random team that doesn't feel like it makes much sense.
GotG feel more believable as a team, since the first movie at least has vulnerable characters and they as a team al at least make sense, being a bunch of misfit outcasts
Also action, story etc. Gunn really did a nice job on the cinematography
>>68135704
>are you insane?
Are you, cutie?
Oh and I see that it actually HAS passed guardians, so it's officially made more than 9 out of 12 MCU movies.
>>68135775
I have literally never been to reddit
>>68135876
Referred to >>68135771
>>68135876
>I have literally never been to reddit
That's quite sad, since /tv gets 95% of its news first from reddiit
>>68135876
you are retarded anon, the budget is around 450M
>>68135809
stop posting anytime.
>>68135845
Guardians is one of the quippiest films I've ever seen.
Everything that comes out of the raccoon's mouth is a.
"oh 10 percent, that's a horrible person! LOL!"
Bautista is wasted. He's supposed to be some amazing dude yet Robin easily wipes the floor with him twice.
And despite the fact that we have this huge universe to explore, we backtrack all the way back to the city in the 3rd act just so we can have ANOTHER mcu city destruction final battle.
It's fine, but it's hardly the classic some say
>>68135955
>you are retarded anon, the budget is around 450M
Sure anon.
However, even if it was, it would mathematically still be bringing home more than most MCU films.
>>68135985
i loved GotG but the ending with starlord dancing.
Cringe.
>>68136044
Referred to >>68135940
>>68135985
Yeah it has it's flaws, but I feel it's still thoroughly entertaining despite its flaw and a massive improvement on the standard predictable Marvel format.
Batista was also wasted, he had no point bein in the movie. Drax never really gets his revenge personally and gets pwned, he can't even fill the role of Big strong guy since groot takes that role far better. His character was poorly done.
Still, man that groot dying scene really bring up some feels, I don't know why, I usually don't care about emotional shit and am as emotionally dead as most people on /tv/
Also really loved the slomo scene near the end where Ronan gets blasted, hand holdin was bit gay, still great scene though
>>68136044
>than most MCU films.
are you ok anon? why you keep bringing your imaginary enemies into the convo over and over again?
do yo realize more movies can absorb more damage than your first movie underperforming, right?
>>68136105
He's being an autistic fanboy, but I believe he is actually right that it's walking home with more gross revenue than MOST of the MCU movies.
But you have to consider that the first Iron man, Iron man 2, hulk, cap 1, Thor 1 and 2, and ant man didn't really have explosive box offices.
Saying you beat them isn't that impressive.
>>68136044
Now Google marketing budget too, stupid fucking nigger.
>>68136044
That's the budget for just making the movie anon. No marketing cost, etc. Dream on
>>68136286
>That's the budget for just making the movie anon. No marketing cost, etc.
Right, but that doesn't exist for marvel movies!
>>68136191
>first Iron man, Iron man 2, hulk, cap 1, Thor 1 and 2, and ant man didn't really have explosive box offices.
i won't search and compare budget with gain with marvels movies, that would be another topic, but remember that WB just blew out their "trinity" and the movie is free falling in BO.
what is next? Fish boy? speed man?
they did everything wrong, just blew their load too soon.
>>68136347
>Right, but that doesn't exist for marvel movies!
>Marvel releases a movie or two per year, gaining the money back
>DC drops the ball with their first movie in a cinematic universe with their most known characters and still underperforms.
i can't believe you are still arguing this
>>68136441
Not him, but that's not how return revenue works.both of you need to shut the fuck up
>>68132638
drown their children unstoppable offspring
>>68136504
enlighten us faggot
>>68135845
hi r_e_d_d_it
enjoying your stay?
>>68133524
>>68133577
>>68133626
>>68133674
>>68133872
>>68133790
Lex used Zod's fingerprints on his live fingers to get inside the Scout Ship and then found Zod's command key and insert it taking command of the Scout Ship. He was the sole owner of the Scout Ship by that point.
>>68136504
Do tell how it works assclown
>>68132971
This was the only memorable piece of music for me. Seeing Lex manage to aquire all the shit he wasn't supposed to with this music playing.
Shame the actual movie was garbage
>Superman movie
>Batman is the first name in the title
>The actor playing Batman gets top billing
>The villain is the Riddler (a Batman villain)
>>68133718
GO ON
ITS CHERRY
Regardless of what you think if Batman v Superman (I personally wasn't a huge fan, but I didn't hate it either), it's clear that we have entered a new Era of the film industry where critical reception and encouragement is a paramount factor in the industry.
I've never seen anything like this before. I have seen articles written about Batman v Superman in areas of specific with metrics I've never seen in film journalism before. So while I don't think there's some massive underground conspiracy, I find it hard to believe Disney doesn't at least somewhat have a hand in all this.
Granted, a big part of this is how social media reacts to criticism as well and rolls with it. Thoughts?
>>68137082
I have a hard time believing Disney want out of their way to pay off reviewers but the response to the movie is definitely suspicious.
>>68137082
Holy fuck, that Avenger's outfit is atrocious
>>68137212
>>68137082
What's stopping WB to bribe the critics then?
>>68137082
Is Disney involved?
Maybe but that's not the big thing with the critics.
A lot, and by a lot I mean a huge number of, these critics are huge turbo nerds when it comes to this stuff, and they literally can not fathom their characters being portrayed in ways they're not used to. Little things like batman killing or superman being portrayed as Jesus (a lot of these people are also atheists) sets them off like no other.
>>68137082
Almost every "professional" "critic" on Rotten Tomatoes is a Disney shill.
>>68137082
There's no illegal corruption going on.
Disney just knows how to game the system. You think they make children's movies JUST because they like that demographic?
No, dipshit. Critics have to judge the film based on whether or not it would distract a mucus dripping six year old for two hours. Actually read what most of these three star reviews say. "eh it's not bad/fun for the family/an interesting diversion/etc."
Nolan's capeshit films were good enough to be given accolades by the big boy standards, and Snyder's are not. That is the be all end all of this conversation.
>>68137325
>>68137383
>>68137082
Me amo Capitan Puerto Rico
>>68132891
And his great plan wasn't a real estate scam. He just wanted one of them to murder the other. That's much more like Lex Luthor than any other movie.
>>68133293
and Horace is spelt as Horus
>>68132591
In 10 years time, people will look back on this movie and call it one of the greatest pieces of cinema.
>>68133891
Woah, you're like the coolest guy in town.
>>68134113
he is terrible
>>68134335
damage control
MOS was also shit
